BRITNEY SPEARS
(American Idol-Singer/Actress)

If Bush is as stupid as he looks, Britney Spears is not as bright as she looks. Why? Read it.

The Top Ten Quotes

10. "Capp- cappu- I can't pronounce it, but I like it."
Trying to pronounce Cappucino.

9. MTV asked Britney if she liked Eminem.
"Yeah, I think they are cool!"

8. "I am a really big Elvis fan and I think the real reason why we did the whole Elvis thing is because, you know, he's from Vegas."
Elvis was from Mississippi and lived in Tennessee most of his life. Graceland is in Tennessee.

7. When asked about the perks of being famous: (Spears was born in and lives in America)
"I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada."

6. "I listen to NSYNC's 'Tearin Up My Heart' because it reminds me to wear a bra."

5. “It would be fun to do a teen movie - maybe a good supporting role where I could show my acting ability.”

4. "Where the hell is Australia anyways? Sixteen hours from LA? Who would wanna go somewhere that far?"

3. "I don't think I dress too sexy. I mean, I don't even think abot it. When I made ' . . . Baby One More Time' [the video] and people told me I looked sexy, I was, like, flattered! Because, like, I'm so used to dressing this way. Well, see, like, I'm from the south, and it gets, like, really hot down there, so you're -- you're stupid if you don't dress like this!"

2. "Well I mean, for a start, I don't date black guys, ya know coming from the South, there just aren't any minorities there, so...it's like, a major shock when you go to the big cities and all, they're just everywhere."

1. (after Rosie asks her about the SATs)
"I did [take them], in 7th grade."
Rosie: "Really?? In 7th grade?"
Brit: "Yah, it was like, for the gifted kids."
Rosie: "What was your score?"
Brit: "Um, I think like a 7?"
Rosie: "Out of 1600? Honey, I think you mean the ACTs!"
Brit: "OH!! That's what I meant! the ACTs!!"