Totally worthless.

Things I've learned:

• Karma exists. And it WILL bite you in the ass.
• There is no chance that I will be ready to walk out the door in five minutes. Ever.
• If God had meant for me to have a perfect body, he would not have created chocolate.

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Hotties. To the max.
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My Life.
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I love these boys.

If you don't hate me for making my own webpage, I am grateful. If you do, I understand completely. My self-loathing just went up a little.