ALI: i am a fifteen year old girl named ali. i've always been the baby. i'm probably younger than you. i'm probably cuter. HA! i am five foot six inches and not skinny. i have long ugly brown hair with ugly blonde streaks and ugly brown eyes. nothing exotic/interesting. i'm a poser. i'm a trendsetter. japanese + white = honkeynese. obsessed with powerpuff girls + cats. i used to try to fit in. i used to be just like you. i have big feet. i pluck my eyebrows. i wear dorky cat-eye glasses that everyone seems to love. i love faux fur coats + long dusters. i love shoes. i have too many of them. i have a pair of red + black chucks. you're jealous. i straighten my hair every morning. it's messy. i'm so lame. one day i'll get my lobes pierced and gage them out to a four. you're jealous. i've wanted to get my eyebrow peirced since i was thirteen years old. one day i'll get it done. you're jealous. you want to be like me. i go to school. tenth grade. not doing too well. i listen to all sorts of music. i listen to punk music. i love clothes and have too many of them. i'm always getting more at thrift stores and cheap stores. lot's of loud + tacky stuff. i also love to take pictures and film. my nikkon is worth over $2,000! my favorite pictures are of my tim&shin. my friends and i used to go bush surfing in front of the shoppette all the time. i love bushes. HA!
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X: suicide, GIRLS, sexism, racism, drunk punks, my mom's car, mayo, pizza, milk, dances, dancing, prom shoes, medicine, blink kids, sunburns, public bathrooms, the 80's, chemistry, most alcohol, bagpipes, posers, CLOWNS, anit-abortionists, religion, ROXY, acne, the way your face gets shiny when you are hot or whatever, democrats, people who act retarded because they think it's funny, ignorant people, my father.
MORE: i'm too nice. i'm so mean. most of the time, i hate living here. most of my life i have lived in san diego / riverside / temecula / los angeles, california. the punk rock capitals of the world. *snort* one day, i'll be back in cali soaking all that sun and make you all jealous. i want to live in a two-story house in anahiem. i want to live in a studio in seal beach. i want to really do something with my life. i go to ZAHS. don't really bother going, it's horrid, just like most of the school. but i suppose i should be happy because i'm getting an education and all. i'm lying. i'll be majoring in something pertaining to music at a university near you in two years or so, probably to get some shitty degree that's supposed to offer me job security. i would never in my lifetime call myself straight edge because all the straight edge people i know are hypocrites and disgusting people. i snort when i laugh too hard. you don't want to hear me laugh too hard. i laugh goofy at night. just ask chris corredor. i'm writing a paper to the administration about our school. i'll win too. i'm awesome. i use my brain. soon, i'll own/drive a blue sylvia. i'll name him zeus. he'll get me chicks. i'm half japanese. i don't look like it. i look like everything else. i have a button from alex zamora's ass pocket on a chain. i don't think he knows. you're jealous. i hate people i don't know. i probably hate you! :D i used to talk a lot of shit. i talk less of it now. :D i'm listening to 'teenage dirtbag' right now. i'm bitter, but my years of teen angst are over. if claims of self-mutilation or a med list would make me cooler, count me in. we can play pretend, but you have to be the dad and i get to be the mom. i get to wear the strap-on too. you want to be like me. i'm awesome.
i'm ali, and i suck ass when it comes to talking about myself...but i'm the funniest damn person you know; that's for sure!
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