Wassup peeps? BexXx here with Part ONE of our KICKIN' review of the weekend that NJEF Jaded Detroit! Now, Michigan is just altogether more JADED than any other state due to the fact that TWO of our editors (Liv & Lucky) live there...the rest of us are scattered all over the place.
I, being the brave soul that I am...took a three day journey by Greyhound *boo! hiss!* bus to Detroit in order to chill with my girls, Liv and Lucky! The whole trip itself was an adventure...on the way there I had my breast fondled by a man who was SUPPOSEDLY sleeping in the seat next to me...*gags*
Anyway, three days later I arrive in beautiful downtown Detroit (WHAT!?!?). I gather my suitcases and head outside to hail a cab to where I was supposed to meet Liv. There were a whole selection of perfectly good cab drivers waiting outside the bus depot...but one in particular stood out. Picture this if you will...
The man LOOKED for all intents and purposes EXACTLY like Lonnie...as if that wasn't enough...he was wearing a BOFF shirt! Now, some of you may not catch the irony here...let me explain. I believe it was Hawaii where Brit, the founder of EF saw Joey's dad wearing a shirt that said simply, "BOFF". When I saw this cab driver, lookin like Lonnie and wearing that shirt...I KNEW that I had to take his cab.
I loaded my luggage into his cab, and we started off for the Denny's where I was supposed to meet Liv an hour later. Once we got there however, we found that the Denny's had closed down..and there wasn't another one for MILES.
Nearly freaking out, I called Liv's cell phone...only to be rewarded with Justin's voice. (Liv has that CosmoGIRL message that they put out back when they had Justin on the cover...I had NEVER been so disappointed to hear his voice! lol) After panicking for a few moments and allowing Lonnie the cab driver to drive me around some more, I called home and got Liv's home phone number from my dad.
After calling Liv, and having her tell me to meet her at her house. (She didn't realize that the Denny's had been shut down.) Lonnie the BOFF cab driver took me to her house. Now, on the way there my curiousity got the best of me...
"What do the letters on your shirt stand for?" I asked him.
"To be totally honest, I don't know!" He told me, and then thinking for a moment he said..."Big Ol' Fuckin Fucker, I guess."
I about DIED laughing.
We reached Liv's house, and she was standing on the porch waiting for us...(lookin SEXIFIED as can be, may I add? *winks at Liv*) And, paying him thirty-five dollars for the ride there, I bid Lonnie The BOFF Cab Driver a fond farewell.
