Why do people see Lance as an innocent young man? I mean it can't be the horse riding, coz well that resembles sex and you know men get aroused just from feeling the bus vibrate on the way home from college. It can't be his eyes coz when i saw them i wanted to bend him over and spank that ass of his for making my mind think impure thoughts! Maybe it's his cheeks, u can grab them a la gramma style and say awww u r so cute! hmmm whilst getting freaky u need to grab sommink, nope couldn't grab JCs cheeks, all thats there is bone (no pun intended on the bone part) *mental image* Grabbing Lances cheeks whilst riding him, with him screaming, "GO TOBY! GO TOBY!", man i can imagine that on a comedy film like austin powers, ok this one has gone far enough!
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