"which is where I resign....resign? ....RESIDE! That's it"
"As you know, I'm not very good with words. So I'll say one thing, and I'll say it in German. Eeshne ma Geesh!!"
"Eggs - they're my favorite breakfast food... make them sunny side up and a little runny"
"Flirting is always good fun"
"Girls? (heeheeheehee) I like the girls"
"I asked Santa if I could get a tatoo, but he hasn't decided yet"
"I don't have a sex life right now"
"I have to admit that I do look at the breasts too"
"I would go out with a fan, but I don't think she could put up with me!"
"I'm not picking my nose!"
"I've been sitting in a chair for two hours and it's really affecting me right now!"
"If I shrunk, I'm pretty sure I'd look like you! - to Aaron"
"If life gives you a lemon, ask for an orange"
"It's funny to sing in the middle of so many bras"
"Je taime? ooo la la...bon jour....french fries and toast..I got it all!!"
"Mental note to self....must put down toliet seat when done"
"No, no, no, don't tell him!"
"Tell everyone out there to come and mob us"
"Under wear. A t-shirt and boxers. That's about it"
"We're always looking [for girls]!!!"
"Watch out for the booty calls."
"What is estrogen?"
"I don't give a damn, I act like a kid. It's like that feeling you get on Christmas."
"I can't get enough of her bootay!! " - referring to Britney Spears on her "Stronger" video
"Kevin is a meanie-head!"
"Yo, man I want to try some of your pancake."
"Why are you trippppppinnnn?"
"Stand over there and I'm gonna act like a spaceship comin' at ya"
"If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised."
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