"Sex is bad, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in."
"Someone who can care for me as Alex instead of just AJ."
"Dont worry..Baldness is beautiful."
"I do not like men who enjoy looking at women's breasts."
"What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?"
"Yeah, Nick. Puff the Magic Dragon."
"I like to make people happy and please everyone at the same time, but it's not easy. I've got a really big heart, but sometimes it gets in the way and I trip over it."
"So fellas god speed, god rest and as always...you can kiss my ass!"
"Shake your ass but watch yourself!"
"I may be tipsy, but the cameraman is fucked up."
"Kev all I gotta say is beauty, before age."
"This is the diary of a drunk Backstreet Boy."
"I can't even see Brian's face, I'm not liking this very much! Where the Hell is Rok? Rok! Hey Buddy!"
"You cannot make someone love you, just stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in!"
"Yes I was. I was too in Star Wars. Respect my authority. I'll kick your ***!!"
"I love the taste of a freshly fucked woman."
"No one is a virgin, life screws us all."
"I just wanna be happy."
"A girl may not always be right, but she's never wrong!"
"And then we sacrifice a chicken!"
"Friggin fall on that stuff"
"Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good. "
"I am a weirdo, I'm not normal and I don't want to be, because it's boring. It doesn't add any excitement to life"
"I dunno who the hells ears you have"
"I haven't lied at all to you... "
"I try to eat healthier... but that's just not gonaa happen"
"I was a big Days of Our Lives fan, Heckle and Jeckle, lots of cartoons"
"I'm a good reckless driver..."
"It's kinky isn't it?"
"It's like wearing saran wrap"
Lenny Kravitz??? HEEEECK YA!!!"
"See? No wind....LOTS OF WIND!!!....No wind...LOTS OF WIND!!!"
"They love me... cos I'm bone"
"Which one is the one that I like?"
"Why are you putting it on me? "