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Chris's CUM on Lines
So, now that you've made sure that my sheets are gonna be in a permanent teepee shape tonight.. Would you like to be my personal camp Letsboinkourbrainsoutta counselor....
excuse me.....do you sleep on your stomach?....can i??
i might not be fred flinstone but i could sure make your bed rock!
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your panties.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Why don't you pretend that your Danielle?
Justins CUM on Lines
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass.
Joey CUM On Lines
If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?.
I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..
My huricanne tongue is a registered weapons.
Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..
Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
Lance CUM on Lines
I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Whadda you say we go get liquored up and fuck each other?
Hi my name is Lance, did I mention I have a penis.
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
I would kill or die to make love with you
JC CUM On Lines
I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
I've got oversized balls, wanna see?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Let's let only latex stand between our love.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Hey...Chris farted. Let's get out of here.
My girlfriend is not in the room now, come on let's hurry.
Hey why don't you, me and your friend have some fun?
(lol this reminds me of the Boston club).
I like both men and women.
I don't have a big dick so sex with me won't be painful.
Will you make scratches on my back so I will feel like I have a big dick?
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