We think that they should open up an *NSYNC University in Orlando, FLA. We know that we'd enroll and go! Can't you just see it? The puppies would be the professors and teach you everything you needed to know in life, after all, they have been pretty successful, haven't they? If such a place existed, we'd actually be getting all "A's" in school, we know it, only because we know a little too much about the puppies than we probably should (but that's another story...). :)
Here's a possible list of courses the puppies might teach if such a wonderful place existed, everything that would help a future pop star suceed in life!
Professor J.S. Chasez:
The Art of Napping
The Classicism of Sarcasm and Wit
Intonation (A two part lab seminar)
Possession: Causes and Effects
Financial Frugality
Polymers: (Hair Concentration) Gels, Mousses, and Sprays
Basic Consumption (Fall Semester: Food, Spring Semester: "Caffiene")
Narcisism: There's No "I" in *NSYNC
Acting Lab: Seriousness and Responsibility
Professor J.R. Timberlake:
Ghetto-Speak 1 (Foreign Language Credit for Freshman)
Ghetto-Speak 2 (For ONLY Advanced Majors)
Art: The (Baby) Blue Period
Chemistry: (Hair Concentration) Mixing Natural Yellow Dyes
Jewelry Design
Cartography: Tennesee and It's Residential "Hoods"
Automobile Shop
Physical Education: Basketball
The Art of Attracting the Opposite Sex (or Same Sex, If That's Your Thing...)
Nasality: The Other Vocal Enhancement
Professor C.A. Kirkpatrick:
Forestry
Gardening (Fall Semester: Indoor Plants, Spring Semester: Outdoor Plants)
Wood and You: A Course in Wood Shop
Dendrophelia in Today's Society
Vetinary Science
Pschology (Hell, he majored in it, he ought to know SOMETHING about it...)
The Art of Being Clever: Study of Come Backs
Clothing Manufacturing
Business Sense
Cosmotology (Hair Concentration)
Professor J.L. Bass:
Mathmatics: Counting To A Baker's Dozen
Equestria
Cartography: The Mississippi River
Cartography: The Mississippi Landscape
Art: Drawing the Wild Creatures of Mississippi
Lemming Feild Study (Internship, must obtain Honors permission)
Learning to Deal With Death and Loss Within the Family: Pets
Cosmotology (Dermotology concentration)
Learning to Cope With Obscurity
Expendibility: Advantages
Professor J.A. Fatone Jr.:
Acting: Dialects
Acting: Stage Fighting
Sociology: Human Romantic Relationships
Italian History and Pride
Luminescent Objects
Collecting for Fun and Profit
Health and Fitness: First Aid
Health and Fitness: Body Art and Peircing
Art: (Hair Concentration) Using the Body as a Canvas
Music: 1950's Doo-Wop Style History and Appreciation
Hey, we know we'd probably be the teacher's pets, but of course we would never mind staying after class for, um, EXTRA CREDIT... Uh, yeah, that's it... ;)
