Here's where we put our lyrics to our "Lance Bass Theme Songs" in case you cared about Expendible Puppy! We just think it's fun to sing about Lance Puppy cause he's kinda on the lowdown from the rest of the "in your face" puppies. Anyway, we hope you come to learn and love the theme songs, so when you mee Lance puppy you can sing it to him! Won't he enjoy that? :)
This first song, was inspired by watching Lance just sit there and chew gum and spin in his chair on "Millionaire". We found it quite amusing, and wished we were celebrity contestants to sing this to him, and poke him, and make fun of the gigantic gaudy neckalce he wore! At least we would have been amused, even if everyone else became annoyed! :)
The Mississippi Lemming
There's a Mississippi Lemming sitting over there...
There's a Mississippi Lemming sitting over there...
There's a Mississippi Lemming sitting over there...
Over there, over there, over there, over there in that chair!
We suggest singing this in a low whisper constantly increasing in volume until you get Lance Puppy to violently whip around and stare at you and say "WHAT?!?!!?!?!" :)
This second song was inspired but us not wanting to hear Lance talk anymore on the *N The Mix video. We just sang it each time he was talking and found it much more amusing when he came on the screen. We only wished to do it in person one day so that we could see if he'd try to talk over us or just give up and not say anything anymore. :)
Expendible Boy Theme Song (sung to the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)
Expendible Boy, Expendible Boy,
Nobody cares about Expendible Boy,
He sings a song, nobody cares,
Expendible Boy.
Expendible Boy, Expendible Boy,
When taking a picture of Expendible Boy,
Place him in back, nobody cares,
Expendible Boy.
Expendible Boy, Expendible Boy,
He cannot dance, no, not Expendible Boy,
Place him in back, nobody cares,
Expendible Boy.
Expendible Boy, Expendible Boy,
What can be said 'bout Expendible Boy?
He sings a song, nobody cares,
Expendible Boy.
