As we always say PANTS make the man... And if a boy has cool pants then he is definatly worth paying CLOSE attention to! Joey Puppy has the damn coolest pants in the world! (Bri would personally like to just steal all of Joey Puppy's clothes but that's another story...) In fact this page was just put up, JUST for Bri, because she likes three things and are particularly amused when she finds all three in the same place; shiny things, PANTS!, and Joey Puppy! :)
Most recent examples of Joey's cool pants would be the bondage pants he wears in the "Bye Bye Bye" video and the pants he wore on SNL. Other cool pants runners up would definately have to be the Disney Concert special pants, THEY'RE BIG and PURPLE!!! What could possibly be cooler than that?
Also, we don't know if Joey actually likes shiny things, but we can just imagine that he would be the kind of boy that might just sit there and be amused by shiny things, maybe with an "Ooh, SHINY!" Check out that superman pennant he wears, that's SHINY!
What would be absolutely to die for, is Joey Puppy in furry or shiny pants. Then once Joey Puppy gets those pants, Bri can then devise a way to get the pants and keep them for herself, because dammit, she would enjoy those pants, she really, really would. Of course, Bri could always go for the bondage pants, or anything in a nice leather/vynil, or leopard print... is this giving you an idea of the way this girl dresses?
Have you ever noticed how much fun it is to scream PANTS! for no reason? We think it is pretty damn funny. In fact, we do it quite often, and laugh hysterically. Even funnier than the puppies when they scream; WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
