Exerpt from AOL convo:
Host: OK. This one from star dust 156: Do you guys have any weird eating habits, like eating chocolate with cheese or something?
Chris: J.C. just eats real fast.
Chris: You ever see the Roadrunner eat those seeds?
J.C.: Chris eats worms.
Poor JC Puppy! He gets picked on so much, but hey can you blame the other puppies, it's so EASY!!! (Heeheehee... JC's easy... wow let's see how many times we can make THIS joke before it gets old and run into the ground...Too late.) But, hey, they even made fun of JC on MMC! Remember the skit he had to do when they made him eat cat food, seriously, JC where did all that food go, straight down your throat??? Well, ANYWAY, this is kinda like the section where we put down a whole big long list of things that we learned from watching and listening to JC, in other words; "Everything we needed to know we learned from JC Puppy".
Nap as much as possible, sometimes you sit down and you don't think you're tired, but hey, you might need the rest for later...
Eat really, really fast, in fact, just skip chewing all together, that way, you'll have more time to nap.
Drink lots and lots of caffiene, that way you can have lots and lots of evergy on stage!
Label all of your things, including your microphones, let everyone know that that stuff is YOURS!
Use tons of hair gel, there's no way that wind will mess up your hair now!
Stand in front for all the photoshoots, not only to keep little blonde Tennessee-ans in line, but this will prove to everyone that YOU are the lead singer, and YOU are the center of the Universe.
Harness your Chi daily and properly.
Sleep with stuffed animals, that way, you can throw stuff at people that try to wake you up.
Always write letters to your mommy, she loves you and cares about you, and be sure to tell her that TJ and Heather are a bunch of meanies, that way you'll still be the favorite!
Bitch about seemingly unimportant things like cereal, who knows maybe they'll bring back the Cookie Crisp Cop one day.
Any holiday, even Christmas, can be turned into an excuse to have a sex fest.
Be very careful about intonation, enunciation and pronunciation when you sing, that way you'll only look better and everyone will think the other four messed up. It also doesn't hurt to write and produce the song.
Cute boys can get away with ANYTHING! All you have to do is show the girl's a puppy face and you will ALWAYS get your way, and if that doesn't work start singing "This I Promise You" Girls, will certainly cave after that.
Be tight with your moeny and look like the resposible and serious one in the group, that way when your evil plan starts in effect, no one will EVER EVER EVER suspect you, and then you can have a brilliant solo career and get rid of Justin at the SAME TIME!
