"I sliced it!" (DC concert)
"He designed that?! I'm gonna hit him in his head." (DC concert)
"I'm not great. I can catch a football. I can throw a football. I can kick a football, but I don't know what to base my ability on. Maybe in the group, I'm one of the top five!":) (DC concert)
"You can be a nobody one day, a big star the next, and a nobody the day after that." (DC concert)
"I've gotta SCORE tonight!" (MTV's FANatic)
"I think my ball's stuck.....ha, ha.......can I help?" (MTV's FANatic)
"There's a storm coming!!! It's called El Nina!!! Y'all better get in!! (MTV's 1515 News), [the 1st one]
"I'm Paul." (ABC This Morning)
(When asked if the guys are single...) "My wife and my two kids don't appreciate that question." (MTV Countdown)
"HEY! You've got something on your FACE! Go like this...okay...just yell at me, then." (MTV All Access)
"Wait, wait, wait, wait...What concert was that? Third row? Is she the one with the head? Yea, I rememeber."
"I'm in Lance's dream!"
"He designed that?? I'm gonna hit him in his head!.."
"I did a flip and didn't flip all the way and I landed on my head on stage. That wasn't comforting."
"You cry?...Not I."
"I like power and personality!" (on what he looks for in a girl.)
"I'd like to do a duet with Gwen Stefani, just b/c I wouldn't sing, I'd just be asking her out on a date the entire time."
"Making one's wish come true." (when asked about what 'happiness' was.)
"His name was HnR Puffinstuff" (on the member before Lance.)
"We gotta use that tape sometime as blackmail material." (the tape of Joey singing bass.)
"If I were a Spice Girl, I'd be Taco Spice Or Refried Bean Spice!"
"Justin is amazing!"
"I drive my Nikes."
"I failed [math] several times. I took algebra my freshman year and failed it... Then my junior year, I took Algebra II and failed that."
"The funny thing about JC is -- well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk. The four of us will go, 'Hey check out that girl!" And five minutes later JC will go, 'Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?' He's nuts about dogs."
"If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd have to wear heels."
"I'm in love with an alien."
"I don't shower."
"I've actually forgotten dance moves on I want you back. I get up there and get so
comfortable and stop thinking about it and forget to do a move or something."
"Are you saying our dancing is bad?"
"Green M&M's rule."
"I dont' think any of us are cooks.. but I make a mean pop tart!"
"I was chasing my sister when I was younger and I ran into a wall." (on his scar
over his left eye)
"Whatever cranks their boat."
"It's not called sharing, it's called stealing. We steal from each other all the time."
"Cheese, cheese and more cheese."
"I like the Alien Encounter. I rode that with Justin a couple of years ago.. when he was
really young.. and scared the living jeebies out of him!"
"Some days I like soft tacos, some days hard tacos."
"We've each got South Park characters. Joey is Kenny.. Justin is Mr. Mackie.. JC is Stan...
Lance is Mr. Hankie and I'm Eric Cartman."
"I used to tell everybody I had a pet tree and I used to take it for walks in a wagon.. and
it used to go pee on dogs... but now I have a dog..."
"And we got Lance! ...The four of us are replaceable... Lance is irreplaceable... He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino... They're very rare in this part of the country."
