How could they?

"I do not have a boner!"[yeah , sure]

"I look like a wet teddy bear don't I?"[u sure do]

"Shit,I kicked my owm ass!"

"Oh no, I said f*ck!"[oooh that makes u wicked right]

"I'm a bad boy!hehe!"

Nick-"Leave me the phuck alone!I don't wanna know your secrets"

"I hope they don't see my sweat and 10,000 pores"

*in ghetto voice* "Sup bro, get out of ma face"

*up in the clouds* "Aren't I cute?"[no, u look gay!]

"Dammit I'm tired of going up these phucking stairs"
*RUNS AND HIDES*There's more!