SIGNS YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH CHRIS OR JOEY....

• You get into fights with other people about who Chris or Joey belongs to.
• At school you're known as, 'That crazy girl who thinks she's married to Chris/Joey.'
• You have full conversations with your Chris and Joey posters.
• You change your hair to be Joey's color or Chris' style.
• You punch out anyone who even mentions their names for fear they are trying to steal your man away from you.
• You write your last name as KIRKPATRICK or FATONE.
• You make up stories about you and Chris/Joey, and actually start to believe they are true.
• You turn down any guy who asks you out because you think you will be cheating on Chris or Joey.
• If you hear about Chris or Joey going out with another girl you say, 'She's a tramp!' or 'She's SOOO ugly!'
• You've been arrested at least once for assaulting anyone who badmouth's Chris or Joey.
• You are convinced that Chris will dump his g/f Danielle or Joey will stop flirting with everyone once he meets you.
• You got arrested at an *NSYNC concert for running up onstage and jumping on top of Chris or Joey.
• You burst into tears when you so much as see Chris or Joey in the same picture as another girl.
• You convince yourself when Chris talks about his g/f or when Joey talks about a pretty girl he saw they are actually talking about you.