Chris' Stats
- FULL NAME: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
- NICKNAMES: Psycho, Crazy, Lucky, Puerto Rico
- BIRTH DATE: 10/17/71
- BIRTHPLACE: Clarion, PA
- HEIGHT: 5'9
- WEIGHT: 155 lbs.
- HAIR: Brown
- EYES: Brown
- MOTHER: Beverly Eustice
- SIBLINGS: Molly, Kate, Emily, Taylor
- RELIGION: Lutheran
- COLLECTS: Records
- SHOE SIZE: 7 1/2
- MUSIC: Busta Rhymes, Brian McKnight, Dru Hill, Boyz II Men
- ACTORS: Adam Sandler, Bruce Lee,Jackie Chan, Mel Gibson
- MOVIES: The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore,Star Wars
- TV SHOW: South Park
- SOUTH PARK CHARACTER: Eric Cartman
- FOOD: Tacos
- CANDY: M&M's (especially green)
- HOT DRINK: Tea
- SPORT: American Football
- CERREAL: Cap 'N Crunch with Crunchberries