CHRIS QUOTES
- 'I drive my Nikes.'
- 'I failed (math) several times. I took Algebra my freshman year and failed it. Then, my junior year, I took Algebra II and failed that.'
- 'If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd wear heels.'
- 'It's embarrassing during a ballad to have a pair of purple thong panties hit you in the eye!'
- 'Growing up, I was like... two foot tall. I mean, I was so little, and here I was playing this trombone that when I stood up it was, like, two times my height.'
- 'We never went on family vacations, we were too poor. A family vacation for us was leaving town and going to the mall. Whoo, vacation!'
- 'I never did anything wrong in school, I was just blamed for everything.'
- 'Me and my gran got into a knitting accident!' (talking about his hair)
- 'I find a way to get in trouble everywhere. I'll be in a retirement home and getting into trouble.'
- 'This is me at work. Hello, Chris at work!'
- 'So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other!'
- 'I won't get married probably, because any girl won't take me.'
- 'If my girlfriend was older than me, she'd be dead.'
- 'I'm twenty-seven years old; I'm allowed to date!'
- 'Oh that's my hair, man. That's au natural. I was born with dreads. I was born with a weave.'