"Busta's pissin'." Wow Lance .. its a sorta swear word .. you're so bold!
"I get it ALL!" Dats rite! Lance is da pimp!
"Man, I didn't touch nothin..."Quit yer lying! You were touching me ..
"I just like the letters, P. M. S." LMAO - I cant believe he said that
"You know what pecan is right? Well it's a nut, in a shell, & butter is butter, but it's sweet, NEVERMIND! Chocolate chip!" ~*explaining his favorite kind of ice cream.*~ I loved on Rosie when Lance said pecan wrong and Chris yelled at him ... poor Lancie
"No you suck...you can't catch.." ~*All Access, when Justin missed the hackey*~ Uhm Lance ... you're not supposed to catch in hackey sack ...
"I didn't hear the question, I'm so sorry..."PAY ATTENTION!!
"They (the fans) will be chasing our limo and flash us. Those aren't the kind you want to take home to mom." No, but they are the kind you want to take back to the hotel ..
"I was skydiving and hit a bird."
No, I'm dating Britney...and 2 of her dancers." WHOA! Like I said before .. Lance be pimpin!
"Yeah, I think she had a butt implant." ~*On Britney's implants*~ROFLMFAO ... this is the best!! Its my fav quote!!
"Justin fans watch out because when we come back we're gonna pick his little brain for the deepest darkest secrets. So we'll see you soon."
"Are they edible?"
"We're not a boy band...we're...a dude band." Dude .. like totally dude
"Sorry Mom, I have wrinkled clothes."
"Now can I talk?" ~*speaking to Justin*~JUSTY! Let the albino talk! You get the solos!
"M - I - crooked letter - crooked letter - I - crooked letter - crooked letter - I - humpback - humpback - I!" Cuz he's from Mississippi!
"Wow! We almost died." ~*Making the Video for Bye Bye Bye*~
"Cheese, it was cheese acting."
"If I have a girlfriend I want to be there for her. I want to be the best boyfriend I can be." ~*UltraSound*~ AWWWWWW
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?" LOL .. Lance stole some of Joeys pick up lines!
"....in a desperate plea for PURE ANIMAL SEX....now that I have your attention...." You sure got my attention! Just the way he said it got my attention .. I guess you had to be there
"I like putting one leg in and one leg out of the blanket and I'm either hot or cold. And I like a fireplace, I like sleeping in front of it." ~*His sleeping habits*~
"The worst feeling in the world is waking up in the morning."
"I get no love." Or is it you get no solos?
"I'm *NSYNC. Last night some guy passed me and said ‘Hey, you're *NSYNC.' And I was like uhhhhh.. My name's Lance."
"I'm the biggest beach bum."
"Well I guess that's up to me and my date then, huh?" *~Talking about what is going to happen once he and his date start listening to the Marvin Gaye song "Lets Get it on"*~
"He's good at everything he does...... which makes me sick." ~*Talking about Justin*~
"You suck!!" *~Yelling at Justin for missing the hackey sack*~
"Joey has what we call a dancer face."
"I've got chills... they're multiplyin'.....Oh my gosh this is my favorite movie." ~*Rosie - You Bet Duet Game*~
"Shake your butt." Shake yo ass! Shake your bon-bon! Lance made up his own version!
"I'm not singing the song, I am not gonna sing the PooFoo Song!" AWWW Come on!! Sing it!!
"Poo Foo, Poo Foo where are you? Please come out and play." ~*the ever famous song ... the Poo Foo Song!*~ YAY! He sang it!!
"It just gets better and better." What? Us in bed? I know!
"Hi eveyone, I'm on online."
"I was the worst dancer when I joined the group. I spent hours with the choreographer everyday so I could be a better dancer." Sorry to break it to ya .. but you still aint a good dancer ...
"I like the Taz Manian Devil becuse he's just so crazy and his language he has is "blhbahblalll" something like that."
"I think It would be cool to have a talk show like Rosie O'Donnel but not like Jerry Springer."
"Hey, I'm not cute" YES YOU ARE! You grew to be DAMN SEXY!
"I'm just too friendly."
"Unforunately, yes it's one of those things I hardly admit because I made fun of them of beanie babies at first. I'm just a beanie baby aholic."
"We all got a tattoo after a concert of I want you back CD single. Their small so your parents won't find out."
"One time I fell asleep in the dressing room and he put whipped cream and beanie babys all over my head, but I got him back and put all the whipped cream and put it in his hair, it was war."
"We're not going to be able to dance." ~*Making The Video*~
"There's spit flying all over the place!" EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
"Normally you gotta keep him *Chris* away from sugar, cause he'll go nuts. We travel in a small bus, and he's like a hurricane!"
"Oh baby!" Ya like that dontcha!
"The old lady next to ya, she was coocoo for coco puffs!"
Thrust Me Back to Quotes!!
"We were all standing butt naked" And I MISSED IT? Damn!
"Speaking of showers... what's the longest you've been without a shower? I take a shower every morning and sometimes every night becuase i can't stand it when I'm dirty. I like to be clean."
"God didn't spend enough time on your nose"
"I'm gonna go for the P.M.S pill"
WHOA ... uhm ... ok .. sure .... its none of my business ...
"We plan to do our own stunts. We're guys, so we have to make a guy movie." And how exactly is Grease 3 a guy movie? OH! I get it ... Lance said GAY movie, so they had to cleverly edit that phrase.
"I like to flirt, definitely. I like to chase someone."
"There's spit flying all over the place" The mental image you have just given me Lance is enough to last a lifetime
"I love Boston...I'm going to get some Boston...stuff" Oh Lancey, just go ahead and say it. You wanna get some Boston SHIT...everyone knows you cuss anyway, Mr. Potty Mouth.
Thrust Me Home!!
