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Chris Quotes!!

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I dont know about your opinion, but I think that Chris is the funniest member of NSYNC - he just cracks me up all the time!! Dont believe me? Here is some proof!: (PS: My thoughts are in Red)

"He's even scared of a dull ballpoint." ~*speaking about JC*~

"Wait! I didn't get to talk about my new little puppy! He's a pug! Hi puppy...I miss you!" ~*Talking about Busta!!*~ BUSTA!!!!

"My most prized possession would have to be my wife and two children. I care about them so much. And if it's not my wife and two children, it's my Bruce Lee autographs."

"No more tears fellas. No more tears fellas."

"You can embarrass us by having Joey come out on stage."

"We don't sing. We just lip sync" Like Britney?

"What? You're not talking to me now??"

"He designed that? I'm gonna hit 'im in his head." ~*Talking about Justin on Disney Channel's *NSYNC *N Concert*~

"I sliced it." ~*Disney Channel's *NSYNC *N Concert*~

"Oh, there's Debbie Gibson!"

"If you don't come to the next 'NSYNC charity basketball game, here in Atlanta next year, we'll have Justin come get you!" Oh no .. I'm soo scared *rolls eyes*

"And we're going to take you allll on..." ~*MTV's All Access*~

"Maybe in the group, I'm one of the top five." ~*talking about playing football on *NSYNC *N Concert*~

"Ask me! Ask me! Ask me if I'm afraid."

"Dave, are you not gettin' the checks?" ~*When him and Joey hosted TRL, asking Dave if he was getting their bribe to get their video at #1*~

"I was beaten up for my first kiss. We were playing kiss tag, and after she kissed me she punched me. I guess I didn't know what I was doing, heh heh!" ~*On his first kiss*~

"I think I pulled something in my ass" ~*Making the Video for "Bye Bye Bye*~ ok .. thanks for sharing .. I guess ..

"Can we put the room over here?" ~*Making the Video for "Bye Bye Bye"*~

"This is just about survival. This isn't about a good video. This is about who's going to last the longest." *~Making the Video for "Bye Bye Bye"*~

"Hi. I'm...dadgonnit." Forget your name again Chris?

"That's stupid."

"Name drop?...Over fart?!" *~Celebrity Dream Date on MTV*~

"Is that the guy from Limp Bizkit? Oh my gosh! Um so what was your inspiration to write that last album?...Matt Pinfield. It's Matt Pinfield. My bad...We stink. We're trying to find some people. Can you help us out?...We're *NSTINK tonight. We stink. We stink at interviewing people. We're trying so hard. We're lookin'." I thought you guys were *NSUCK...

"There's JC Chasez of *NSYNC." WHERE?????? I need to go rape him!! Where is he??

"And she just walks away."

"It's like sucky in a cool way."

"Those darn Backstreet Boys. Wow, they are ugly. Too bad they weren't as sexy as me!" WORD!

"My mother claims that J.C.'s her son, when she points us out to her friends." LMAO . thats good ... poor Chris, even his own mom loves JC more!

"Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular, Justin. You just wait! When this headgear comes off, I'm kickin' your ass!" I would definitely pay to see that!

"And we got Lance, we are all replaceable..Lance is irreplaceable.. he is albino.. quit lying, he's a Mississippi albino, they are very rare in this part of the country" ROFLMFAO - Lance is a Mississippi albino! OMG .. thats the best ...

"Hey do you guys know how to get to the *NSYNC concert?" *NSYNC? Whos that?

"Were you looking at my bum? BUM LOOKER!" Damn Chris - ya caught me!

"Basically since I'm the oldest member of the group, I was born first and um, I will also tell the story cuz I'm also the most intelligent member of *NSYNC."

"I once got so trashed, I threw up at a photoshoot the next day. Luckily, I made it to the bathroom!" Wait ... you got drunk?? Boyband members arent allowed to drink! Shame on you Christopher!

"Who cares about Britney? Did you see CHRISTINA?? Holy g-string!" ROFLMFAO - again. This is the best ... Holy g string ... if he was talking about the VMAs he is soo right!

"Yes, yes, yes here we go, JC has got to go!" Thats sooo mean! If JC werent in the group you guys wouldnt be here .. but I do have to admit ... its is a hysterical quote!

"I'll direct the fucking video!" CHRIS!!! First the drunkeness ... now swearing? Are we gonna hafta kick you out?

"I'm gonna sco-o-ore tonight!" THATS IT CHRIS!! 3 Strikes - your out! ... 1)Drinking 2)Swearing 3)Sex .... oh well - you'd be too old soon anyway

"Mine has the big member, right? Mine's the one with the bulge?" ~*talking about his marionette from the It's Gonna Be Me video*~ I dont even wanna know!

Where's my dinner?"

"This one time at band camp -- just kidding." Finish that sentence, boy!

"This is me at work. Hello, Chris at work!"

"Hanson."~*when asked what his fave band is*~

"To stop saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" ~*On his New Year's resolution*~

"Dude what are you doing?"

"LANCE PAY ATTENTION!" *slaps Lance on the back of the head* See Chris ... this is how you get things done!

"You're not coming to the beach with me, buddy!"

"We're sorry we suck." well ... I'll forgive you - only because you are so cute

"I can play Nintendo!" THATS WHY CHRIS IS IN THE GROUP!!

"I know and you're gonna give me a wedgie." ~*Making the Video for "Bye Bye Bye"*~ LMAO

"Britney Spears is coming!...Act normal! Act normal!" ~*Rosie's Backstage Pass*~ Chris .. she's dating Justin .. you dont have a chance!

"Those guys are naked." ~*NSYNC Live*~ Who?? *NSYNC?? WHERE????

"He learned that in Mississippi." ~*NSYNC Live*~ I KNOW this is about Lance!

"*NSYNCer...Good one Dave." ~*NSYNC Live*~

"It was that phase in my life where I thought I was cool. It didn't work." ~*NSYNC Live*~

"Hey. I'm Superman." ~*NSYNC Live*~ No Chris .. thats Joey

"Start the show! Start it! I don't care if the lights are on!!! Start the show!...Joey stop moving....Ok shut up...Hey, hold on a second. I've got some more let's all think of some more so we can make fun of Chris." ~*NSYNC Live*~ Somebodys is in a 'take charge' mood!

"St. Kirkpatrick's Day." ~*NSYNC Live*~

"It rubbed my nipples raw!" ~*@MTV Week*~ Like JC said: "Sometimes you just dont wanna know!"

"Make sure you make a good quote just in case something happens so they'll like replay it on the news. And look what they said right before they died. 'We hate flying.' There'll be a picture and down below it says 1971 - 2000." ~*NSYNC Live*~

"No! Don't kill me, pass me! Don't! Pass me around! Go! Pass me around...Oh, that just went nowhere! I thought I was gonna stage dive, but they just killed me." ~*NSYNC Live*~ Doesnt this sound sooo funny? Pass me around! LOL

"Hi I'm Lance, and my best quality is my big booty! No-just kidding. My best quality is my sense of knowledge in buiness matters." ~*Chris imitating Lance*~

"The truth is, I'm hypoglycemic. If I have sugar, I go nuts. But as soon as I get off that sugar high, I crash big-time."

"There's a little thing called music. The girls aren't going to give a crap what our favorite color is if we don't have a good single out next year." DAMN STRAIGHT!!

"Get your hands off me, you old poodle man!" ~*on SNL*~

"Is THAT what 'LOL' means..." ~*from the January 20th AOL chat*~

"All I am is a guy who doesn't want to look like I'm from the boy band cookie-cutter."

"DON'T touch me!" OMG Melissa!!

"All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and y'all were grinning. I don't know who it was."

"Can we vent for a little bit? We have issues."

"Women are right, men are wrong, the end." FINALLY!! Someone sees it the way it is!

"Yeah, me too. Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to sa--" ~*Chris's line in "Armagedd*NSYNC" Guess you had to be there

"Joey kissed Lance!" *~on who kissed whom for New Years*~ my lips are sealed -- sealed, I tell you! ok .. it was JC .. but on the quote .. WHOA!

"Hold on, I'm rippin' on you Joe." *~making fun of Joey's TV-watching habits*~

He's such a girl." *~on Lance*~

"You shoulda heard him after he got off the phone!"*~On JC's reaction to being woken up by a fan calling on his cell phone*~ Aww was my JC a lil bit pissed?

"Inbred." *~on Justin being from Tenessee*~ LMFAO ... is that why he cant keep his hair under control?

"I'll not get married probably, 'cuz any girl won't take me."

"Joey get off his lap." uhmmm ... no comment ...

"I can't believe Jon Garabidian has a crotch mic. That is ridiculous, I am not doing this show anymore!" LMAO ... why does he need a crotch mic? Thats what I wanna know

"Wow, everyone's an inny!"

"We want Lance, we want Lance, we want Lance..." to sing, to sing, to sing...

"The worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly and you don't wash it off. Now that's a bad feeling-it goes all sticky and crusty!" ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"I don't have my own hairdresser, and I don't have friends like Lance has" Ok .. why is everyone mean to Lance? Is this some kind of inside joke? I feel kinda bad for him! :(

"This is all about chicks for him (Joey). I’m going to say it right now. This is all about chicks. He doesn’t even like music, come to think about it. He doesn’t like dancing either. This is all about chicks..." No kidding Chris - you just figured this out? *shakes head* Us fans have know that - hell, forever!

"It's [Titantic 2--The Iceberg's View] gonna be an iceberg for about 2 1/2 hours then boom a ship and it's over...and maybe a couple of crying penguins" LOL ... will you guys dress up as the penguins?

"Our next outfits will probably have the buns cut outta them." There is a God!!!

"Yeah Justin's got a girlfriend. His girlfriend is Lance." Wait - I thought it was JC and Justin, and Joey and Lance ... I'm all confused!

"Yeah, you should quit us and then open for us!" ~*Talking to Joey about doing stand-up*~ Uhm Chris - that sucked. Never say anything like that again, mkay?


Chris: "My ball's stuck." Need some help? }:-)

Bowling Alley Employee: "I'll get it for you man." DAMMIT! That's my job!

Chris: "Can I help?" I am SO outta here..


"He killed 50 Tickle Me Elmos to get that coat!"What is this world coming to? Killing Elmo *shakes head* I'm so ashamed!

"That hurts my butt! Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh..." Y'all can interpret this yourselves ...

"I'm just gonna ride one of the dogs. It's a little bit too dangerous, and I could hurt somethin, like my face or somethin, on one of these horses." ~*Disney's *NSYNC *NConcert*~ *srugs* It really couldnt hurt ...

"The funny thing about JC is.....well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, "Hey check out that girl".....and five minutes later JC will go, "Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?" He's nuts about dogs." I see that JC is being a very good boy! See .. I told him that if he lays eyes on another girl I'ma rip them out of their sockets. :) Think I was a lil harsh? NAH!

"BACKSTREET who?..." Thats what I'm saying!!!

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