what's your claim to fame?
I'm fourth in line to the throne of King Jeremy Kingpliers of Crotchet Land. Its a small fiefdom in the North of Cromsby-By-The-Sea. Very nice at this time of year, actually.

what do you do outside of the band?
As a rule, I find it hard to breathe outside of the band, so I tend not to stray, lest I become beste on all sides by my legion of enemies.

what are your 5 favourite things?
toys, stairs, arms, rollerboots and mp3s

tell us a story?
Well, its 12 inches long, but I don't use it as a rule.

any words of wisdom?
My maths teacher spoke words of wisdom, but they were very obtuse and surreal, quite like an abstract painting of a man falling down the stairs, arms akimbo.