1. Sit down for a moment, somewhere comfortable, a couch maybe. Think. Think about where you would be able to get dirty playing cards in your village or town or city. Think. Maybe at that dollar store or at that one novelty place in the mall. 2. Get your shoes on. 3. Start walking out your front door. 4. Run back inside and put on a sweater or a jacket or something else to keep you warm. 5. Get in your car if you have one, or maybe on your bicycle, or just walk if it's close or you have no other way to get there. 6. Drive to the place that you remembered sells dirty playing cards. 7. Run in the front door. 8. Find the cards and bring them to the cashier. 9. Give her the amount of money that the store is charging for the dirty playing cards. 10. Take your dirty playing cards home and do whatever it is you want to do with them.