GAY MAIL!!!!!
Ahaha, the gayness
continues..... Something i just come to reelize. Not only is the melvins gay,
they fans is gay aslo. Sooner later i knew i get some nasty email from a gay
melvins "fan"(in other words someone other than bandmember that takes
melvins penis in the rear) hasslin me and whatforth bout how they know melvins
ain't gay etc... Gay
in bold, Not Gay(ME) itlics For instance;
"I know what you need is a fucking lesson in spelling
and while your at it why don't you take a few courses in English. If you don't
need me emailing you asking you these stupid questions then why in the hell
did you put your stupid email address on you stupid GAY website. Sounds like
you have some gay issues stored up inside. Why in the hell else would you waste
the time to try and bash the Melvins? Plus how do you know how a mans face looks
after swallowing cum. hmmm .. 1) You a fag. 2) you watch fag movies. 3) you
are a fag. So which one is it? Also you sure did seem to get excited when talking
about a bag of dildos...
By the way Who's your favorite band?? CREED!!
I would like to end with.. Who gives a fuck if they are gay. have they ever
invited you back stage for a quickie. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do they shove drumsticks up there asses on stage? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Aaahhh! how gay is this little guy, emailing me with this
nonsense. He wishes they shove drumsticks up they ass on stage, i surprise they
even allowed to get on a stage they so gay, you think cops arrest them off the
bat for indecent sposure of they gayness. And no don't worry nobody is ganna
steal your place in line for backstage gay quickies, least not me cuz i ain't
gay like you and melvins. I a fag? give break. Just because I make him realize
how gay the melvins really is he has to come crying to me, it's like my buzzo
say when trying to make a fan give anal first time, denial ain't just a river
in egypt!
From: jeff beatnix <xxxxx@hotmail.com>
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To: <ahahadhf@excite.com>
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hey you were right. the melvins is gay. i was at mcdonalds when i feel
a hand stroke my ass. then i hear voice say "hey want to go to bathroom with
me? i have cock lube!" it king assram too. he a sick pervert. he is a faggot
your right i now appreciate your cause from jeff
Finely hte masses agree, they melvins gayness gein worledwide ceptance.
funny thing- this guy din't say weather he got assrammed by king or not, my
guess is yeah.
Date: Wed, 5 Jun 2002 09:16:46 -0700
From: Misty <MistyB@xxxx.com>
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Subject: HaHa
Ok, Mr. Cromagnum man. If your story about the bass player is so true,
than explain to me why theyhad Lorax in the band. And if you knew anything about
talented musicians than you would not be devoting all of your time to this supposedly
"gay" band. I personally think that the melvins rock. I think you smoke
cock and you are jealous cus you think that the melvins are the hottest bunch
of guys you have ever seen and when you approached them you found out that they
weren't gay and now you are holding a major resentment. Let it go. Youl find Mr.
right some day but until then, Fuck off!!!
Date: Fri, 5 Jul 2002 18:31:03 -0400
From: tasisumpum <xxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
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Subject: gay?
i saw the melvins live and actually knowing the "real" history
of this band... they are not gay. You're just a big homophobic who doesn't understand
the "rock scene." Shit, even Kurt Cobain occasionally wore a dress on
stage and he wasn't gay. Melvins rock, i don't know if u actually heard any of
there songs, but they kick fuckin' ass. i hope that someday you'll get over this
whole "everything i don't understand is gay" phase and wise up, u have
the worst website in the fuckin' world, or maybe you're just doing this so you'll
get e-mails from people like me and you'll probably write back saying something
like "oh, um.. you're gay." but whatever, these are all opinions, and
if u actually think they're gay... well, that's you're opinion.
peace,
tasisumpum
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 15:58:35 -0400
From: <xxxxxxxx@cs.com>
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Subject: Melvins is Gay
Unfortunately, I just discovered your website and I have to say
that I don't understand it. Is this a joke or did you really put in the time and
effort to create the site because you truly think they are gay? Do you know this
from personal experience? (i.e. your own gay encounters) Were you gangbanged by
some metal band when you were a child? If so, why take it out on the Melvins?
I also have to agree with that email you got about spelling lessons. Your spelling
and grammar on your website really sucks ass. Then again, judging by its immature
content you are probably only about 12-15 years old so you may just need more
schooling. Also, aren't you aware that King Buzzo (King Assram to you) has been
married for years? How do you explain that? As far as the Melvins just playing
noise, you obviously haven't listened to them very much. Or, maybe you have and
just don't get it. Perhaps you should put some photos of yourself on your site
and let us be the judge of how gay YOU are. You just need to accept 3 things:
1) YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GAY, 2) The Melvins rock harder than any band on the
face of the planet, 3) You need to stop cluttering up the Internet with garbage
and do something productive with your time. Dipshit
Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 18:37:26 -0700
From: Joel S <xxxxxxxx_spk69@hotmail.com>
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Cc: vpricxx<vprixxx@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re:
OK, I just realized : YOU DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW WHAT DAVE OSBORNE'S
SEMEN TASTES LIKE !!!
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT IS THE
TASTE THAT YOU YOU WERE HOPING WOULD STAY IN YOUR MOUTH ETERNALLY AFTER YOU FRENCH
KISSED YOUR SON AND THEN GAVE YOUR DAUGHTER A RIMJOB. I HAD THOUGHT IT IS YOU
OF ALL HOMOSEXUALS WHO SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT A MAN'S SPERM TASTES LIKE. IT
WAS YOU WHO TRAINED AS A CONTORTIONIST SO THAT YOU COULD SUCK YOUR OWN PENIS ALL
DAY!! HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK YOUSELF ANALLY WITH A SHOTGUN UNTIL IT COMES INSIDE OF
YOU SO PIECES OF YOUR BRAINS CAN BE FED TO THE SILLY RABBIT THAT YOU WERE DRY
HUMPING AS A TEEN. I TRIED TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR CREATIVITY AND BOLD SENSE
OF HUMOR BUT BECAUSE WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT, YOU GET DEPRESSED BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
GO BACK UP YOUR ANUS, YOU THEN GET ALL MOODY AND DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TAKE SOMETHING
AS A COMPLIMENT. YOU ARE LESS THAN YOUR CUM-BUBBLE THAT GETS STUCK TO THE SIDE
OF YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH WHEN YOU TWO WAKE UP IN BED TOGETHER EACH MORNING. HAVE
A NICE DAY.
Date: Tue, 05 Nov 2002 15:21:07 -0500
From: <xxxxx@msn.com>
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Subject: Melvins is GAY!
Thats the funniest shit I ever have read, and I LOVE the Melvins!
I guess
from your domain name that you like boy bands, you can’t tell me they is
not
gay. They is the gayest in the world. They puff your peater yeah? Just be
a good little boy and guzzle your daddy’s cum, mkay?
You know you love the big meat up in the ass, it make you feel like a woman
just like Buzzo.
Have a nice time with your dilldo buddy!
On Tue 03/25,
From: Kristi [mailto: darkstar@xxxs.net]
To: ahahadhf@excite.com
Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2003 11:30:21 -0600
Subject: your gay
I believe your the one who is gay, your mullet died out in the eighties
along with the wholesale, goodwill clothes your wearing. and at least the melvins
can speak proper English and spell work a shit, unlike your uneducated ass.