Testicle Golf.
Papy Davis Performs Fellatio on a Sheep.
Hog Wild for Ham Juice.
Hyman Destroyer.
Uncle Sid’s Whippets (stocking stuffer).
Uncle Sid vs. Scott Baio.
Nut Twitch.
Just lick the floor and get out of my Bathroom.
Kama Sutra Woody Allen Style.
Your long lost Father ran off with Jerry Mathers (Buttsex).
Beaver Cleaver beaved your beaver with a meat cleaver.
Doood!! Lama porn is way better than horse porn.
Go Home.
Shambles.
Fumbling Buckets.
Raped, Beaten, and on Welfare.
Jo Jo the Tye-Dyed dancing Barmitzvah bear.
Rabid Footstool.
We love to wash and it shows.
Du Bist Warm.
Infant Stir-fry.
Deep-fried Spatula Jazz.
Ed Gein’s got nothing on my Uncle Larry.
Tangle with your Uncle Sid.
Pamplona Spain is really the 5th Circle of Hell.
Your mom is the Devil.
Gargling with Gasoline.
Joe-mama (fat bitch mix)
Nympho Midgets.
Black & Decker colon Cleanser.
Obese Bulimic.
Narcoleptic Pedophile.
She looked fairly good but… She used to be a guy.
Penis Colada.
Larry Chada.
Marduk: They like Tanks… A lot.
Slip of the Dung.
Dumpster Orphanage.
Urine Popsicle: Pisspop.
Coat hanger fetus removal (the home kit).
Abortion Poster Boy.
Shimmy, Shimmy, Cocoa Muff.
Mostly Irritating Lemer Transformation Formulas Of Modern Science. (M.I.L.T.F.O.M.S.)
Cocoa Twats cereal.
Female Genital Mutilation 101.
Hippie Condom (tye-dyed dick rag).
Win a Cruise!!
Publicly Breast Fed by Burt Reynolds.
Used Condom Dispenser.
Penmanship Award for your dead Grandmother.
Scrotum In a Bucket.
You Want a Sandwich?
Bi-Sexual Kangaroos from the planet Jar.
Blow@Jobs.com
Mouse Girl, Square Ass.
Crayons for the homeless.
Dreidel Time Bomb.
Michael Eisner/Bill Gates split 7”.
Sandpaper Condom (raw flesh).
Did you fall off the stupid bus?
Pop-Korn.
Would you like soup or salad with that?
O.P.P. : Orphanage Party Prostitute.
Salami Massage.
Guido in a Speedo is good for a Fag’s Libido.
4H is 4Sex.
Twat Snot.
Necrobutcher, Necrobaker, Necrocandlestick maker.
The Curse of The Pink Taco.
Quit while your Behind.
Spoons + Cats = Bloody Mess.
Grilled Cheese Hammer.
Oprah has her own TV channel…Why is this???
Gary, IN is the asshole of the Earth.
Cat Pants.
Walk-in closet homosexual.
Sundae Bloody Sundae.
Penny For your Twats?!
Is there a Chi Chi’s around here?
Frig Nasty.
Hospice on Fire.
Lorman Yota drives a Toyota.
Squirrel Baffle.
Greeleea Naneece Moheeleeyat.
Dildo Expert.
Emo + 5 = Gay.
Cuntry Music.
Eclectic Tube Socks from the West Indies.
Cum Dumpster.
Pubic Mullet.
Billy The Happy Midget does Backflips.
Put it in your Arse.
Titney Spheres.
George Foreskin’s “Lean, Mean, Dick grilling machine.”
Clitoral Stimulation with an axe.
Funions give me Wicked Gas.
Sasquatch Parade.
How to Fail at Gargling.
Would you like me to staple your face to the carpet?
Bachman-Turner Overdose.
Jet Powered Koala Latte’.
Sperm bank fund-raiser.
Surgery Prank Team.
Tom Arnold Fat Joke.
The manic Fooseball incident.
Howitzer farm.
Acupuncture with a staple gun.
Simpleton Lunch.
Caja de almacenaje de madera solida con rodajas.
Tough guy in a Subaru.
Sell it for Free.
Phil Donahue is a fag.
Small Room, Big Ear Collection.
Papa Smack Addict.
Big Booty Hose.
Lesbian in an Izuzu.
Goiter Fun Box.
Who let the gun toteing multi-sex offenders out? (who, who, who, who…who.)
Salad Tossing for Charity.
You like it from the same sex.
Skittles + espresso = Car out of control in a Tim Burton Film.
Swedish Meatbag.
Is it just me, or is Percy Sledge hot?
The wetting of the pants.
Mr. Rogers’ not-so-make-believe drunk driving adventure.
When Schizophrenics sue themselves.
Kirk Cameron’s Groin Pains.
Mr. Potatohead’s weekend in the folds of a morbidly obese woman’s stomach.
Fettuccine Attack.
My Pet Mullet.
Abadaebodae!
Say it with Dill Pickles.
Wee-Knis.
What’s this used condom doing in my Cracker Jack box?
Dairy Farmers for the Ethical Treatment of Glue (D.F.E.T.G.)
Produce Bombardment.
Compton on Ice.
Cary Grant does your momma from behind.
I eat sticks.
Tea, Cup, Saucer, OUT!
Manly Faggot.
Teegle, Teegle, Teegle!
Periwinkle Death Machine.
Sasquatch Utopia.
Useless erection.
“Pedophiles Make the World go round.”
Colostomy Fun House.
Hey, I just took a dump on your porch.
Clit Eatswood.
Syphilis Pie (pubic floss reprise)
Sandwich, Illinois.
You frolic in your Dad’s asshole.
The Town of Climax, Michigan.
Nun-chucks For Marlon Brando.
Jousting with Bananas.
Live long and prostate, and may the horse be with you.
You neighborhood smells like shit and your hat sucks.
Servieta de Diablo.
Cervix Casserole.
Furry Zit.
Shut the fuck up, you useless P.C. cunt.
Crotch kick Pt. 1: The Crotch Kicker.
Crotch kick Pt. 2: A swift kick to the crotch by The Crotch Kicker.
Your Mom is a Phallic Symbol.
Plastic Schwarzenegger.
Remember that time when your girlfriend fucked you hard with that strap-on cock? Ya remember that?
Pizza, Subs, Dairy, Propane, Liquor, Soda.
Stab me in the face; Make it a new sport; Call it Bodahbah. GO!
Tasty, yummy, yum yums.
Roast Beef rim-shot.
Farting Crickets.
Factory Direct Nutsack.
Gangfucked by Troubadours.
Closed Fisted Cunt Puncher.
Youth In Asia.
An Ode to Pot-Head Floozies.
Rick The Fire Hydrant Killed my Wife.
Hit me 23 times with a frozen cat.
Your Mom’s dick is bigger than your Dad’s.
Mexican Guy In an Orange Car.
Monsenor Fumblecooze.
Lesbian Attack Sequence.
Johnny McMuslim.
Danny DeVito wants the works.
Carlos The Christmas Monkey.
If Your Girlfriend Likes Gay Dudes… Yer Probably Gay.
On Being Un-equipped for the Humping of the Bitches.
Tater-tots for N.A.M.B.L.A.
Joyous Dave.
Happy Harriet Hands Out Hellacious Hand-jobs to the Homeless.
Racial Slurpee.
Fist Fucking a Mariachi Band.
Amish Drive-By.
Maine (yes, this link will take you to the State of Maine..deal with it.)
Band Page
Info on E.Y.S.K. Christmas Album