With all the talk of new boybands these days, I'm sure we all have room for one more, right? It just seems like all those OTHER boybands are lacking something though. Recently I became aware of a NEW Boyband and they have EVERYTHING.. ok, I'll shut up now and let you become better acquainted.

Ladies and Gentlemen....

Coming to you straight out of Orlando we present...


Meet The Guys


Here we have lead singer Steven Anthony Fatone. Born and raised in Brooklyn, NY He spent most of his 20's living off of his younger brothers boyband fame. After a few years of videotaping younger brothers every move he wanted bigger and better things. If not for Steve, there would be NO ENFRO; And with his quarter sized facial wart and sexily chipped front teeth, who can resist this FAT- One ????

Steve's Shortened Bio

Name: Steven Anthony Fatone
Nicknames: THE Stever, Stevie, Stevearoni, Rat Bastard
Birthdate: 10.15.74 (That makes this STUD 25 ladies !!!)
Likes: JVC Digital Camcorders, Scooters, His "Trusty" Flashlight, Curly Fries -- Basically, Stever likes What EVER You Like!
Dislikes: The song, Back Dat Azz Up, His sister, music, Hawaii, the beach, sand, videotaping, Diet Coke, alcohol, sports, feather boas, autographing skin, when people touch his hair.
Personal Quote: "Those girls are NUTS!!!"
Role In ENFRO; Besides being the "E", Steve's the guy the others go to when they need to complain about something. He's known as the "bitter" one of the group. If you like guys that never smile or show any form of emotion other than disgust, then Steve's the ENFRO; guy for YOU !!


Up next we have ultra-HOTT Ruben Orlando Ruiz. YUM! Hailing from.. um.. somewhere we really don't know, but he's got an accent.. anyway, he drives the girls wild with that lucious head of hair. (Rumor has it he takes over 58 bottles of styling products on the road !!) Not only a singer, he's known to really rock out on the guitar too. RRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAARRR!!!!

Ruben's Shortened Bio

Name: Ruben Orlando Ruiz
Nicknames: Rubix Cube, Rubilicious, Rock With Ruben,
Birthdate: September 26
Likes: His Guitar, Lance Bass, songwriting, Backstreet Boys, mesh, porn
Dislikes: Sinus congestion, his hair, picks, Lou Bega, Fargo, "unoriginal songwriters"
Personal Quote:"Do you like it?"
Role In ENFRO; Ruben is of course the "N" and he also sings and rocks the guitar. Out of all the guys in the group, Ruben is the one most likely to have a flock of ladies with him. Watch out girls !! This guy's wild and out at all hours of the night!


The third member of ENFRO; is sexy, sexy, sexy Trace Ayala. (But he goes by his nickname, Poof!) which makes him the "F"! This cutie's claim to fame used to be that he was best friends with someone from that OTHER boyband. YUCK ! Now he's known as the second youngest, hottest, member of ENFRO; He's definitely the fan favorite.

Poof's Shortened Bio

Name: Trace "Scraggly Poof" Ayala
Nicknames: Scraggly Poof, Scraggles, Poof, Justin's Friend
Birthdate: June 2, 1981
Likes: Having an afro like Justin, shortness like Chris, a barcode like Joey, shyness like Lance, and a crack addiction like JC.
Dislikes:Humidity
Personal Quote:"I dare you to grow your hair out into an afro!"
Role In ENFRO; Some say Poof is the "rebel" of the group. Between his wild hair, and that bar code tattoo on the back of his neck (OUCH!) he's not exactly the type you take home to mommy. But, wouldn't you just LOVE to lick that bar code and run his afro through your teeth??? I thought so. By the way, he's the "F"


Here we have Tyler Chasez. He's definitely the party animal in the group, the other guys say they have trouble keeping up with him! He's always on the lookout for a good time, and even though he's the youngest in the group.. we hear he likes older women !

Tyler's Shortened Bio

Name: Tyler Chasez
Nicknames: Mr. Millenium, Jerome, Ty Ty,
Birthdate: November 22, 1982
Likes: Molesting older girls, drinking, late night romps in the ocean, his new maroon hair, Topanga, the word "Millenium"
Dislikes:Brothers, Lance Bass
Personal Quote:Happy...... New... Millenium....................... Millenium
Role In ENFRO; Whenever any of the guys are feeling down and want to have a good time, the first one they come to is Tyler, the "R". Although he just turned 18, you'd never know it by the way this guy struts his stuff on (and off!) the stage!


Although most of us may recognize Antonio as "Scary Guy" the stage manager from another boyband, he was always a superstar in the making. Behind this rugged lion-like exterior beats the heart of a kitty cat.. PURRRRRRRRR.

Antonio's Shortened Bio

Name: Anthony "Antonio" Gioridano
Nicknames: Scary Guy, Antonio, Paul, Andy, John
Birthdate: September 10, 1965
Likes: Tatoos, Jeans and black T-shirts, shaking JC, his long flowing goldilocks, being scary
Dislikes:Being scary, dressing nice, showering, being on tour without JC
Personal Quote:Hi girls !!
Role In ENFRO; Besides being the "O", he is also Jerome's right hand man when it comes to keeping up the supply. As for what he does in the group.. we're still trying to find something for him.. but with a FRO like that we couldn't pass him up as ENFRO; s 5th member !!


Well, there you have it, ANOTHER boyband. I think this ones going to make it though, just look at them! Looks, talent, personality, what more can you want! Look for their CD, "My Fro Is On Fi-Ya!" to hit stores in 2002.
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