After deciding what to order and going through ten minutes of Greg arguing about putting Pez on his ice-cream, they finally all ordered...
Chris-We have something serious we want to ask you girls...
Kristen-You do???
Kayla-What is it??
Matt-Well..um...
Frankie-We were...um ya know....
Greg-Wondering...if you um....
Jesse-Uh...will you guys just stop being stupid and ask...
Chris-Fine..do you girls wanna come down the shore with us next week for four days while we do a few concerts and stuff...
Kelli-Oh wow!!
Holly-Yea...thats really cool...
Kayla-There's one problem though....
Matt-What?
Kayla-Parents...
Greg-Don't worry...I already asked my mom and she said it was fine and that she would talk to all of your parents about it if she had to.
Frankie-You girls will have your own room in the hotel and stuff...
Chris-Unfortunately....he mumbles...
Kristen-What was that Chris?
Chris-Nothing...I just wished you girls could stay in the room with us..
Kelli-Ha...once is enough...Then Kelli thinks for a minute and everyone says..."No."
They all start laughing...
Greg-Don't worry...we'll sneak you girls into our rooms...the five of us are sharing a big suite instead of rooming with our parents...
Kristen-I hope our parents say yes...But if they don't I'll go anyway...
Kayla-Yea me too...
Just then their ice-cream comes...After a few minutes when they were all just sitting there, Matt came up with a brilliant idea....
Matt-Hey guys...do you wanna play Truth or Dare?
Holly-OoO...I'm in...
Matt-Now we all have to agree though...we have to do the first dare we are given, no matter what it is...
Greg-I'm the man at this game...I'll do any dare at all...name it and Gregory Franklin Raposo will do it...
They all agree and Diana was chosen to start...
Diana-Um.....Greg...truth or dare?
Greg-Dare...
Diana-Okay...I dare you to kiss Chris on the lips...
Kayla and Kristen-Hahaha....
Chris-Oh no....dude that is so not cool...
Greg-I know dude...no way...
Chris-Wait..are you saying I'm not hot enough to kiss?
Greg-Dude....shut up...Diana, I'm not kissing Chris on the lips...
Matt-You have no choice...
Jesse-What happened to, "I'm the man...I'll do any dare.."
Greg-You're both going down when it's time for dares...
Chris-Please Greg...don't...I don't wanna kiss you...I never said I was the man...and I never said I would do any dare...Don't punish me...
Diana-Sorry guys...you hafta kiss...
Greg-(Whining) Uhhhh...fine...really fast and thats it...a peck...
Greg-Chris...you better not enjoy this...
Chris-Me?? Why would I enjoy it?
Frankie-I'm gonna enjoy this...he says with a devilish smile...
Greg looks at Chris...and Chris looks back at him shaking his head "no"... Greg leans in, shuts his eyes, and Chris does the same...Greg kisses him really fast and they both turn away and start to spit...
Chris-That was the worse kiss I've ever had!!
Greg-Well don't think I enjoyed it...
Everyone at the table starts to laugh except them...
Greg-Okay...my turn...Kelli..Truth or dare?
Kelli-Dare...
Greg-Hmm...I dare you to take this ice-cream...go up to the waiter and start screaming at him saying there's a dead ant in it and you want your money back...But you have to be really loud so everyone can hear you...
Kelli-Fine...WAITER!!! OH WAITER!!!
She grabs the icecream and runs over to the waiter screaming...
Kelli-THERE'S A ANT IN THIS ICE-CREAM!!! DO YOU SEE THE ANT???...she says shoving the ice-cream in his face...
Waiter-Excuse me ma'am...please calm down...it's just a sprinkle???
Kelli-JUST A SPRINKLE??? DO SPRINKLES HAVE LEGS? OR ANTENNAS?
Waiter-Um, not that I recall...but if you look closely you can see...
Kelli-I DON'T WANNA LOOK CLOSELY!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!
Waiter-I'm sorry ma'am but I can't do that if there's nothing wrong with the ice-cream and if you don't go back to your table and lower your voice... I'm going to have to ask you to leave...
Kelli-Oooo...it is a sprinkle!! Wow you're SO smart...I admire you...Thanks!
She walks back over to the table where everybody is cracking up....Jesse takes a big mouthful of milk and because he is laughing so hard, it shoots out of his nose, across the table and splatters Chris right in the face...
Chris-DUDE!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody starts laughing hysterically now and Frankie fell off of his seat and into the isle...
Jesse-Sorry Chris he says embarassed...but laughing...
Chris-This is sooo gross...I officially now hate truth or dare...I had to kiss Greg and Jesse got his booger milk ALL over me!!! This SUCKS!!!
Kristen-Awww...my poor baby...
Greg-Very good job Kelli...I didn't think you could do it...
Kelli-Haha...Yup...My turn....Holly...truth or dare?
Holly-Since the game is better with dares...I'll pick dare...
Kelli-I dare you to go up to that waiter...ask where the bathroom is, and as he tells you lean on his shoulder and fall asleep...
Holly-(Laughing) Okay...
Kelli-Don't forget to snore!!!
Matt-I know some other people who snore...he says looking back and forth at Greg and Chris...
Greg and Chris-I DON'T SNORE...
Greg-YOU DO!!!!
Matt-You both do!
Frankie-I'm trying to watch Holly...shut up...
Holly walks over to another waiter...and asks..."Excuse me? Where is the bathroom?"
Waiter-(Pointing) The bathroom is right over....
Just as he was telling her...Holly leaned in and put her head on his shoulder...closed her eyes and started snoring...
The guys at the table started laughing...
Diana-Oh I got an idea!!
She gets up and walks over by the waiter and "sleeping" Holly and says (putting her arm around Holly and getting her off the waiter)...
"Oh I'm sooo sorry...she does that a lot. I keep telling her to take her pills but she just doesn't listen...sorry."
The two of them walk back to the table...
Everyone left at the table is laughing so hard the table is shaking....The drinks are spilling everywhere and one of the Sprites falls over and spills all over Frankie's khaki pants...
Frankie-Oh no!!
Greg-Dude...it looks like you peed...
Diana-Aww..did my little Franklin have an accident?? She says pinching his cheek...
Frankie-Noooo....
Holly-Alright, my turn and I pick Frankie...
Frankie-Dare...I think...
Holly-Well since you already had your little accident, I dare you to go up to that waitress over there and tell her you had an accident and you need to know where the bathroom is...
Frankie-Ohhh...do I have to?
Everyone at the table says.. "Yes!!"
Frankie sulks, and gets up. He walks over to the waitress with everyone looking at him and his pants as he walks down the isle...
Frankie-Um excuse me....I seemed to have had a little accident and I need to clean myself off a little bit...
By the waitresse's face, you could tell she was trying to hold in her laughter...
Frankie-So...wheres the bathroom?
She points to the big sign that says Restrooms and
Frankie says..."Thanks so much!"
He walks into the bathroom and 10 minutes later, he comes out with a big wad of toilet paper in his hands...
Matt-Good one Frankie...I think she actually believed you...
Frankie-My turn!! Finally! Um...Matt
Matt-What?
Frankie-Truth or dare dumby...
Matt-Oh...dare...
Frankie-I dare you to skip up and down the isle holding hands with..um Chris...
Chris-No no no no no no...I've been through ENOUGH!! AND I didn't even do my own dare yet...
Frankie-Too bad Chris...you have no choice...
Matt-C'mon Chris!!! You know you wanna skip with me!!
Chris-Uhhh...Fine...You guys are all gonna be DEAD later!!
Matt and Chris reluctantly hold hands and start skipping up and down the isles...
Matt-Weeeeeeeeee...
Chris-Dude, you're attracting attention!
Matt-I know! This is sort of fun
Chris looks at him funny..."Not the holding hands part."
After 3 minutes of skipping up and down they went and sat down...
Matt-My turn...and I pick Kristen...
Kristen-Okay....dare me!!!
Matt-Okay...I dare you to go over to that big table of old people and ask if you could try some of their food...
Kristen-Hahaha...I could do that!
She gets up and walks over to the table with the 6 people...
Kristen-Hello..How are you all today?
Before they answer she asks.."May I try that french-fry?" She grabs the french fry and while chewing says.."OoOo let me try one of those onion rings!" And...she grabs it and eats it..."Are those mozeralla sticks?" I love them! She grabs a few and starts eating...The people at the table just stare at her very strangely...
Kristen-Okay..well I don't want to disturb you all anymore...Enjoy your food and Thanks so much!
She runs back over to the table and says..."Oh I'm good!"
They all start cracking up...
Kristen-Kayla Mary! I pick you! Truth or dare?
Kayla-Dare
Kristen-Hmm.....
Greg-I know! Take your bra off under your clothes and...
Kristen-Give it to Jesse...
Everyone but Kayla and Jesse-OoOo nice one you guys....
Kayla-Ummm...I don't want to be the only person who didn't do anything...so okay...
Jesse-(Looks around worried with his mouth open) What am I going to do with her bra?
Chris-Eat it...
Jesse-You can't EAT a bra?? Duhh
Chris-Dude...I was being sarcastic..
Frankie-You'll find some use for it....
Kayla takes off her bra under her BIG sweatshirt and gives it to Jesse...
Jesse doesn't know what to do and he takes it...
Jesse-Now what??
Frankie-It's Kayla's turn to make you do a dare...
Kayla-(Whispers to Jesse) I dare you to wear it on top of your clothes..
Jesse-Noooooo.....
Matt-Jesse...whatever the dare is, you have no choice...
Chris-What is the dare?
Kayla-I dared him to wear my bra...
Everybody starts to laugh except for Jesse...
Jesse-Well since I'm "the man" I'm going to do it...
He attempts to put it on, but gets tangled so Kayla helps him put it on while everyone laughs at poor Jesse...
Jesse-This sucks...how long do I have to wear it?
Greg-Until we leave...
Jesse-Uhhh...Now its my turn to pick someone...Chris! Truth or dare?
Chris-Dare
Jesse-I dare you to go into the girls bathroom..stay in there for a few minutes...flush the toilet...walk out and say "Oops wrong bathroom, loud enough so everyone can hear.
Chris-Yea fine...Thats better than kissing Greg...
Greg-I'm a good kisser...
Chris-Whatever dude...
Chris gets up...walks into the girls bathroom (luckily no one was in there) He waits a few minutes before flushing the toilet and coming out and saying loudly "OOPS WRONG BATHROOM!"
Everyone at the table starts to laugh as Chris sits down...
Chris-Okay..my turn...
Greg-Let's leave now...We all did a dare..
Everyone gets up to leave and Chris says.."Wait...I didn't get to do a dare!"
Matt-Everyone went already Chris, let's go!
Chris-Well then I guess I'll just dare myself to do something..(Talking to himself) "Chris...I dare you to kiss Kristen."
Chris-Okay..he leans over and kisses Kristen...
Kristen-Are you feeling okay Chris?
Matt-C'mon guys, lets go.
Jesse-(still sitting down) Wait...can I take this bra off now?
Greg-No dude...it looks good on you.
Jesse-Shut up...
Jesse then covers himself and runs out of Friendly's before everyone else.
The rest of them pay the bill, get in the van and drive to New Jersey to drop off the girls before driving back to the city.
