Part 1
Title: Instant Karma
Authors: Kayla and Jess
Archive: ::blushing:: Aw, if you like
Pairings: S/X and maybe a few surprises
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: These boys don't belong to us, we just take them out to
play. You can't have our original characters, though!
Notes from Kayla: Oooh, my very first co-authored story! I'm just
so excited! And in honor of this, Jess and I have set up our very
own list. Announcing:
TwistedWorlds It's a place for AU Buffy Slash to be posted, and
we'd love it if you would join. Go here if you're interested:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TwistedWorlds
Notes from Jess: I think she said it all. :)
Instant Karma 1/?
by Jess and Kayla
Xander stretched long and hard, letting his muscles ripple under his
tank top. "You do that just because I think you look sexy, don't
you?" the vampire in his bed complained. Xander turned to Spike and
grinned. "Oh yeah, definitely do it 'cause I'm watching."
"Maybe I am and maybe I'm not, whatcha gonna do about it?" Xander
laughed slightly. Spike growled playfully and launched from the bed.
Xander easily got out of the way before Spike caught him. He leapt
onto the couch, pulled down the bottom of his eye, and stuck his
tongue out at his lover.
Spike smirked and went around the couch to grab Xander around the
waist. Xander let out a laugh as Spike brushed his fingers against a
particularly ticklish rib. The squirming caused Spike to fall to the
floor and the warmth almost wriggled away. "Come back here you,"
Spike growled and dragged the boy back into his arms. He flipped them
so that Spike was on top and Xander was grinning up at him.
Spike leaned down and inhaled the sharp scent of biting arousal. He
leaned down and began to suckle on the pulsing jugular vein. His
fangs itched to slice into that vein and he would have if not for
someone at the damn door. He looked up and glared at the door.
"Better answer it," but Xander didn't sound like he enjoyed that
idea. Spike snorted, almost blowing steam, as he rose and stalked to
the door. He jerked it opened, prepared to snarl, and just stared.
"….Angel?"
~~~~~~~~~~
Angel looked up as he heard the phone ring incessantly. "Cordy?" he
called. "Are you going to get that?"
There was no answer, and he sighed heavily. With a snarl of
frustration, he stood and stomped over to the phone. "Angel
Investigations; we--"
"It's time."
Angel frowned. "Excuse me?"
"It's time, Angelus. My son is of age; the contract we made is
binding, and the time has come to fulfill it."
Stunned, Angel groped for a chair, sitting down in shock. "Zakari?"
he gasped out.
A deep chuckle greeted that astounded exclamation. "Ah, you haven't
forgotten me. Good."
"You're not exactly...forgettable. And it's Angel now."
"Yes, I heard about that. Pesky business, sticking a vampire with a
soul. Some people just don't know how to leave well enough alone."
With a wry snort, Angel replied, "I've gotten used to it."
"Hmm. I'm sure. But we've gotten off track, old friend. You must
ready your Childe, Angelus. He has until the next full moon to
prepare."
"But--"
There was a growl, one fierce enough to make even a master vampire
quake. "Are you trying to renege on our agreement?"
"No! Of course not!" Angel protested, swallowing hard. "It's just...I
never exactly *told* him about..."
"Well then, I suggest you rectify that. Oh, and Angelus?"
"Y-Yes?"
"See you next month." There was a bark of laughter, then the line
disconnected.
Angel stared at the phone blankly, hanging up only when it started to
emit an annoying beeping. He stood then, and walked rather dazedly to
his room, where he began to pack.
~~~~~
Spike stared at his Sire, felt Xander coming up against his
back. "Spike." Angel said, "Can I come in?"
"Why?" Xander asked, looking a little weary.
"I just….really need to talk to Spike. It's really important."
"Okay, come in, Angel," Xander and Spike stepped back. "Buffy know
you're in town?"
"No, I didn't have any time to tell her, there was no time. Spike,
you might want to sit down. You too, Xander." Angel waited until they
had both listened to him and he took a deep breath. "Spike, you're
going to be getting married."
"*WHAT?!*" It was a mix of outrage, shock, and pleading.
Angel winced, "I'm sorry, but it was arranged awhile ago. It was when
*I* was hitting hard times…" Angel sighed, running a hand through his
hair. Spike couldn't remove the shocked expression from his face as
he looked to Xander. The expression on Xander's face broke his heart;
his entire being seemed to tremble and he had a lost puppy dog look
in his eyes.
"You...you...he can't--" Xander turned to Spike, lip trembling. "He
can't make you get married...can he?" he asked in a pleading whisper.
A hard glint appeared in Spike's eyes. "Not bloody likely!" Arms
crossed over his chest, he glared at Angel. "Bugger of, wanker. You
upset my Xanny...I don't like you!"
Eyes narrowed, Angel loomed over his Childe. "I am still your Sire,
Spike. You *will* do as I tell you!"
Snarling, Spike shot up out of his seat. "Yeah, well I don't have to
if you're dead, now do I?" he hissed angrily, baring his fangs at the
other vampire. "Chip won't do a soddin' thing to stop me, 'cause
*you're* not human!" He leapt, tackling Angel to the floor. "You
fuckin' tosser, I'm not lettin' anyone take me away from Xander!
Especially not 'cause you used me to pay off some debt. You don't own
me!"
Struggling underneath the enraged vampire, Angel managed to roll them
over, using his larger frame to pin Spike to the floor. "Spike!
Listen to me! It wasn't like that." He struggled to find a way to
explain the situation so Spike would feel a bit less, well,
homicidal.
"Get out, Deadboy."
Angel looked up, receiving yet another shock. Xander stood above him,
stake in hand, bloodthirsty statement in his eyes. "Xander? Now, just
calm down. I--"
"Calm down? You want me to calm down?" Xander shoved Angel off of his
lover, helping Spike stand up again. "You come in here, threaten
Spike, and try to drag him off to get married to some...I don't even
*know* what!...and you expect me to fucking well call *down*!?"
"Well, yes actually I do considering we're friends!"
"Deadboy, I don't think we were *ever* friends, just get out before I
turn Spike loose again." Xander glared at the elder vampire before
turning back to Spike. Angel sighed and left. As he got out the
apartment, he gazed up and could see them through the window.
Spike had his arms wrapped around Xander's waist while Xander tried
to smooth out the vampire visage. Angel sighed; this was just going
to make things even harder.
~~~~~
"Angel!" Buffy gasped in surprise when the vampire showed up at
Giles' door. "Is the world in trouble??"
"It might be," Angel waved her away. "I need your guys' help…"
"What is it? Of course we'll help." Giles commented, polishing his
glasses.
Angel took an unneeded breath, "I need you to help me convince Spike
to marry a…friend of mine's son." And he was met with dead silence.
~~~~~
"Spike? He's gone. You ok?"
Spike struggle to regain control of himself, collapsing into Xander's
embrace. "God, pet. I just can't fuckin' believe it!"
"What was he talking about, Spike? About you getting married?"
Spike shrugged listlessly. "Dunno. He never said anything about it
before. You know, before the soul." He glanced up into Xander's eyes
a bit fearfully. "Luv? He...he's m'Sire. He can...he can force me
to...do what he tells me to."
Xander growled softly. "Not while *I'm* alive, he can't!"
Spike tore out of his arms. "You don't understand!" he shouted. "He's
my *Sire*! There was a time when he could have told me to take a walk
in the sun, and I'd have bloody done it!"
Xander went after him, grabbing the vampire and wrapping his arms
around him securely. "Not anymore," he stated firmly. "He *won't*
take you from me, by God. I *swear*!"
Spike tilted his head up, smiling sadly. "Not much you can really
do 'bout it, if the pouf's got his mind set."
Something flickered in Xander's eyes. "We'll see about that."
~~~~~
"E-Excuse me?" Giles replaced his glasses, coughing nervously. "Why
in the world would you want Spike to marry *anyone*?"
"Ew, yeah. I mean, gross!" Buffy shuddered dramatically. "I mean, if
someone married the bleached wonder, they'd have to actually *sleep*
with him. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!"
Giles waved her back, and Buffy pouted, but reluctantly sat
down. "Angel. Come in." He closed the door, waiting until Angel had
made himself comfortable. "Now, would you care to explain exactly
*why* Spike needs to get...married?"
"Yeah, and why we should help," Buffy piped in, unable to hold her
tongue.
Angel leaned back, "I was having rough times and I met this really
old vampire…He helped me out and I said I would do anything to pay
him back." He ran a hand through his hair, "Turns out he had a son;
not a legal son or anything but…one he bonded to. He asked for one of
my Childer to become his concubine, or married…Penn was too cruel and
Dru was too insane."
"And Spike was the one left!" Willow piped up happily, then looked
kind of nauseated. "Oh…When would anyone think of Spike as the nicest
or sanest? No offense, Angel, 'cause they're all really nice except
for the…homicidal tendencies and the drinking of blood…"
"Why should we help?" Buffy asked again, twirling a gold lock of
hair, "I mean…he's the Blond Blunder and he should duke it out with
the other vamp."
"You don't understand, my friend is…hundreds of years old. Maybe
thousands, older than the master. If he isn't happy, he can do
damage. And…with the way he bragged about his son, he'd do anything
for him."
"Angel?" Buffy frowned, looking confused. "Are you...afraid of this
guy?" Her face hardened. "If he's evil, we can kill him."
"No!" Angel backed up a step, throwing a hand up as if to ward her
off. "No," he repeated more calmly. "That would *not* be a good
idea."
Rolling her eyes, Buffy slouched down in her chair. "Whatever." A
thought struck her suddenly. "Woah, wait a sec. His son? And...Spike?
They're both *guys*?" Buffy mimed puking, finger down her
throat. "Oh, gross! I so did not need that mental image!"
"Buffy, do grow up a bit." Giles gave her a quelling look, and she
subsided. Then Giles looked back at Angel. "That is a point, though.
Seriously, does this...gentleman...know about Spike? Perhaps he
wouldn't want his son to be wed to him."
"Oh, he knows. He probably knows just about everything there is to
know."
Buffy clapped her hands, brightening "Hey, if this guy's so powerful,
and his son is too, maybe he'll end up killing Spike, and we won't
have him bugging us anymore." She smiled delightedly, relishing the
thought of a Spikeless existence.
"Um, no," Angel shook his head. "His son isn't a vampire or really
aggressive demon. He's a Waremonochuui Akuma; Fragile Demon," he
translated.
Buffy furrowed her brow, "Then we kill his son."
"That would be ten times as bad." Angel broke in, eyes wide, "He
loves his son more than his own life, they're bonded as family. We
kill the son, the father will murder us all. At least if I refuse to
let his son marry Spike, he'll probably just kill me."
"Well we aren't going to let that happen!" Buffy said fiercely. She
hadn't been upset at the threat of the end of the world, oh no, but
at the threat to her ex-boy toy's life. "We'll…go to his son and ask
him to talk with daddy! Who's the son?"
"…I don't know."
"You know the guy and you never asked his son's name??" Giles looked
shocked.
"It wasn't as if he invited me over for a cup of tea, Giles," Angel
ground out.
"Well, I don't see why not," Giles muttered under his breath. In a
louder voice, he added, "If you don't know who it is you're trying to
foist your Childe off on, how are you going to convince Spike to go
along with this?"
Angel groaned loudly, throwing his hands up in the air in
exasperation. "I don't know! Why do you think I'm here?"
Buffy stood, tossing her hair. "Well, if there's not gonna be any
slayage involved, you can count me out. I have better thing to do
with my time than try to set Spike up." She gave another shudder at
the mental image of Spike and a guy...hell, Spike and *anyone*! Then,
grabbing up her bag of weapons, she flounced out.
The others watched her go. Shaking his head slightly, Angel shot
Giles a pleading look. "Giles...please. I don't...I don't think I can
do this on my own."
Giles hesitated. Glancing over at the witches, he saw them making
shooing motions at the vampire. Taking the hint, he gave Angel a
sharp nod. "Very well, we'll see what we can possibly come up with."
Angel sighed in relief. "Thanks. Really, thanks."
When Angel remained standing where he was, Giles cleared his
throat. "Yes, well, we're going to need to do a bit of research." He
blinked, staring meaningfully at Angel.
"Oh. Right." Angel backed to the door, leaving hastily.
Once he was sure the vampire had gone, Giles turned to Willow and
Tara, quirking an eyebrow. "Well? What have your devious little minds
come up with?"
Willow grinned. "He said Spike is engaged to one of the Waremonochuui
Akuma. You don't think it could be..." she trailed off suggestively.
"There's no call to be making assumptions like that." Giles
admonished with a frown. "If it was our place to know these things,
I'm sure someone would have told us."
Willow nodded wisely. "Of course. But it'd be really big coincidence,
you have to admit."
Tara grinned. "Besides, even if it were...you know..., we'd *still*
have to figure out how to get Spike to marry him."
"She has a point. So I suggest we get busy."
~~~~~
Spike nuzzled Xander's throat and the boy sighed. "What's wrong,
pet?"
"Mmm…Nothing, nothing," Xander commented, shaking his head. The glare
Spike sent him stopped anymore protests. "It's just…Angel coming here
and all that…reminds me of someone."
"Who, luv?"
"Just someone…" Xander looked at Spike, "Y'know…I don't really blame
Angel for using you to pay off a debt. Odds are, he didn't know it
was gonna be you."
"You saying you want me to *leave*?" Spike sort of growled and
gripped Xander's shoulders.
Xander looked shocked, "What are you? Nuts?! I'm just saying I
understand! I don't like, but I understand."
"What're we gonna do?" Spike leaned back against the couch, Xander
snuggled on his chest.
"We could elope. It could be lots of fun. You, me, the open road…"
"Nice idea, but Angel would track me down. He's got people all over."
"Well damn the man. Er…Vamp."
Spike snorted. "He's been to hell already, think that's pretty much a
moot point by now."
"Yeah." Xander sighed. "Can't we just stake him? I'd enjoy that."
"Nice idea as that is, luv, I think I'd rather be staking *you*."
Xander licked his lips, grinning. "Yeah? But...what if I don't wanna
be staked. I'd have to...put up a fight."
"Mmmm." Spike nibbled at Xander's ear. "You know I love it when you
struggle. Makes me go all tingly."
Xander squirmed a bit, rearranging himself so he was draped across
the vampire's lap. "And should I scream? Beg for mercy?"
Groaning, Spike slid his hands up under Xander's shirt. "Love it when
you beg, Xanny."
The boy nuzzled Spike's neck, nipping gently. Licking his way up to a
delicate ear, he whispered, "Spike? Fuck me...please?"
With an aroused snarl, Spike's hands clenched, twisting and ripping
the fabric covering Xander's upper body. Throwing the shredded bits
of shirt to the floor, he attacked Xander's chest, homing in on erect
nipples and sucking one into his cool mouth while he inched at the
other.
Xander's head dropped back, baring his throat. He hands flew up to
tangle in Spike's hair, holding the vampire tight. Unconsciously, he
began to rock against the other man's body, pressing himself down
onto Spike's denim-covered hardness.
"Keep that up and one of us might not last long," Spike commented,
moving up to bite Xander's ear lobe.
"I want you in me now," Xander said in a fake sweet voice. Spike
growled softly and tugged at Xander's pants. Xander shakily tried to
get Spike's pants off. Their erections were free for they had been
forgoing underwear. The vampire picked some of the oddest times to
make love.
Xander gasped and moaned at the pressure. Spike flashed him a playful
evil leer and ground their cocks together. Xander gasped louder and
gripped Spike's shoulders. "Lube, lube, lube," the younger man gently
chanted. Spike groped around and found a tube on the coffee table.
This kind of told them why no one ever sat on the couch.
The pants were thrown off to the side in a heap. Spike lubed up his
hand and slipped a finger into the tight passage. "No matter how many
times we do it, you're still as tight as the first time."
"I'm special like that."
"Oh, you're special, all right." He crooked his finger, pulling a
moan from Xander as his prostate was caressed.
"More. More, Spike."
Spike paused. "Y'know, that sounded like a demand. What happened to
the begging?"
Xander whimpered as Spike made as if to withdraw his
finger. "Pleeeease! Pleasepleaseplease! Want you, Spike. *Need* you.
In me. Oh god,. please, do it Spike, fuck me, please!"
"Oh yeah, that's more like it." He moved, turning them so that Xander
was on his back, half draped over the arm of the couch. Muscular legs
wrapped around his waist, drawing him closer to Xander's heat. With a
growl, Spike steadied the human's hips, then plunged inside the slick
channel.
Xander howled as he was impaled, jerking his hips up and down to make
Spike move inside him. A snarl in his ear stopped him, and his eyes
flew open to meet a golden stare.
"Ah ah, pet. No moving, now. You begged for it, now you're gonna get
it. So just be a good boy and take it."
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