Sit!
Author's Note- I got this Guy Moment from a Northern Exposure episode, and I modified it for our guys. Enjoy!
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"Chris! I'm gonna kill you! For real this time!"
"I'm sorry!" Chris yelled as J.C. chased him through the hotel hall.
"Not good enough!" J.C. yelled, gaining on his friend. "That was my favorite Hard Rock glass!"
"It was an accident!" Chris replied, running down the stairs. He made it to the bottom of the stairs, only to find himself face to face with Lance. "Lance, come on, you understand, right?" Chris begged, hearing J.C. behind him.
"It wasn't my glass you broke," Lance replied, non-sympathetically.
"I didn't mean it!" Chris yelped, feeling J.C.'s cold hand on the back of his neck.
J.C. tuned him around and said in a low voice, "Prepare to die."
"Come on J.C., don't kill him," Justin interrupted as he and Joey came trotting down the stairs.
"Justin! Buddy! You've come to save my life!" Chris exclaimed, relieved.
"Yeah J.C.," Lance added, ignoring Chris. "I got a better idea."
Chris gulped as he was hauled upstairs, to their room.
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"Guys, this is torture," Chris pleaded from his chair in the corner.
"I know," J.C. smiled.
"I can’t do this," Chris said, starting to turn and face them.
"Don't move!" J.C. corrected. "Not one muscle."
Chris turned back and continued staring at the wall. "Can I talk?"
"Only if we talk to you," Lance smiled.
"But-"
"What did I just say?" Lance interrupted.
The others smiled as they watched their energetic friend try to remain still as his punishment for breaking J.C.'s glass.
"Shouldn't have broke my glass," J.C. teased.
Chris stared at the hotel wallpaper. He sighed, pouted, rolled his eyes, and then counted all the tiny flowers on the wallpaper that covered 'his corner'.
He felt tingly, like he was about to explode. He began to bounce his leg as he took deep breath.
"Stop it," Lance warned.
Chris remained still for a few more minutes before bouncing the other leg.
"Hey!" J.C. started.
Chris sat still a few more minutes before he couldn't take it any longer. "I can't do this!" Chris yelled, jumping up. "I'm gonna go for a jog!"
Chris was out the door before any of the others could say anything. They cracked up as Joey laughed, "It must really suck to be him!"
"They could make a movie where people can't stop moving," Justin laughed. "And call it the curse of Chris!"
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