The Pez Conspiracy
Author's Note- Yet another Guy Moment before I plunge into depression.
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"Oh my God, if we don't get out of here son, I'm gonna die!" Justin whispered to Chris. They were stuck in a long, boring rehearsal and were getting agitated and tired. Before this, they had a long photo shoot with Winterland and after this an interview with Bop.
"Okay, let's try this one more time," J.C. said tiredly.
"I can get us out," Chris whispered back to Justin.
"Really?" Justin asked, glancing at Chris.
"Yeah, just follow my lead," Chris whispered, smiling evilly.
"And go…" John, the audio technician said over the intercom. A group of sound checkers sat outside the recording room, controlling the music.
Once the guys started singing, an irritating clicking sound started.
"Wait, stop," John called. "What is that?"
"What's what?" Chris asked, keeping his hands behind his back.
"Don't you hear that clicking?" john asked, confused.
"I don't hear anything," Chris replied seriously. "Do you Justin?"
"Nope, don't hear a thing," Justin replied.
The clicking kept up its annoying, irregular pattern, and Lance started, "I-"
Justin and Chris glared at him, preventing him from finishing his sentence.
"-Don't hear it either," he said, confused.
Chris and Justin smiled slyly, looking at the others as John checked his equipment. Then the clicking stopped, and John looked up. "I don't know. Let's try it again."
As soon as the guys opened their mouths, the clicks started.
"No, wait," John interrupted, getting angry. "Look, something's not working. Why don’t you guys take a break while I figure out what that God awful noise is."
"Okay," Chris agreed as they all jumped up. John began checking the equipment again as the guys made a hasty exit.
Once they were all out in the warm sun, they exploded with laughter. "That was great!" Joey laughed. "What the hell was it?"
Chris smiled as he held up an empty Daffy Duck Pez dispenser. He pulled the head back and let it go, producing the annoying click.
"That's sweet," J.C. laughed.
"Yeah, it's good to be me," Chris smiled. "Now let's take advantage of Daffy's generosity and go play some basket ball!"
Finnis
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