Crap!
Author's Note- This Blooper I got from the poster hanging in my bathroom about what every dog owner should do! Enjoy!
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"Busta!" Justin yelled out the bus door. After waiting a few seconds longer with no sigh of the Pug, Justin had enough. "Chris! Go get your stupid dog!"
"He's not stupid," Chris smiled. "He just doesn't like you."
"It's the same thing," Justin sneered. "I waited for him for five minutes, and that dog ain't coming back!"
"So go get him."
"I'm not going out there in the dark!" Justin whined.
"Well I'm only wearing my boxers," Chris replied. "At least you have clothes on."
"It's not my dog! I only let him out to b nice, but he's not being nice back!"
"Fine," Chris sighed. "I'll go get him." Chris made it look extremely hard to get up off the couch, then added a fake limp as he walked barefoot out the bus door and into the cool night.
"Please," Justin mumbled as he stood with his arms on his hips. "You're not THAT old."
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The bus door swung open with a bang. The guys jumped and turned to see a very pissed off Chris step on the bus with a guilty looking Pug tucked under his arm.
"What happened to you?" Joey asked.
Chris glared at Justin as he dropped Busta on the floor. The dog landed safely on his feet and began sniffing Chris's bare feet. "You wanna know what happened?" Chris asked, shutting the door behind him.
"I think so," Joey replied.
"I'll tell you what happened," Chris said, reaching on the counter and grabbing a handful of paper towels. "I went out to get that dog, and I called and called and I could find him. So I stared looking all around the bus, and I even crawled under the bus to look. Nothing there except a big puddle of oil. Then, when I finally found him, I accidentally touched his 'manhood' while I tried to pick him up. So once I knew that he had gone to the bathroom, I started to come back to the bus when I stepped in a pile of crap. Barefoot. In the dark. That's what happened to me."
The others tried to look sympathetic but only burst out laughing. Chris grew red as he started to wipe of his feet, but couldn't help the big smile that spread over his face. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He had been so pissed, but it was kinda funny. A little. "It's not funny," he smiled, trying to hide his face.
"So in other words," Joey said, not resisting, "You had a…crappy night?"
Finnis!
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