Caught in the Act

Author's Note- Second Joey goof story. Beware, this is not for all immature teeny bloopers!

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Camera comes on, turning from blackness to showing the inside of a hotel hallway. The red power light in the corner blinks then disappears.

Joey turns the camera on himself. "Hey again, its me, Super Joe here with the inside scoop. Today we will find out what the guys do in their spare time alone." He adds a goofy smile, and plays with the zoom button. The shot gets so close you can see his nose hair, then backs off. "Okay, first one is Chris," Joey narrates as he swings the camera in front of front of him.

You see the door, then his hand reaching out and opening it. "Surprise!" he yells, quickly searching the room for Chris.

The camera blurs and quickly scans right over Chris, who jumped.

(Now, Chris moves fast and was able to hide from Joey by the time Joey found him in the camera. But, should you pause the movie in that split second, you would have been greeted with the sight of Chris, relaxing in the chair, pants down and massaging himself. If you know what I mean.)

The camera then focuses on Chris again, who is beet red and sitting hunched over. "Chris…what were you doing?"

"Joey get out." Chris said, zipping up his jeans.

"Oh my God, you were giving yourself a boner!"

"Joey, get out now!" Chris yelled, getting up.

"Well, now we know what Chris does in his spare time."

Chris advanced toward Joey, who backs up and stops suddenly. He turns around, opens the door and runs out in the hall before Chris can catch him.

"Don't you ever fuckin' do that again!" Chris yelled, then slams the door. Joey turns the camera on himself, and he is slightly embarrassed at having caught Chris in an 'intimate act.'

"Well, now we move on to Justin. I don't think you'll be seeing anymore of Chris, because I'm sure he's gonna kill me in my sleep tonight."

Power off

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