I Am Nick's Security Blanket.
I am a fugly shirt that he seems to wear everywhere lately, with no good reason other than to cause speculation among his fans. Although, it seems to be working. No one knows exactly where Nick is at any given moment. Is he in a club? Hard to tell, he had that shirt on last week in another club. Is he at someone's home? No, can't be. Must be at the club, see the shirt? Proof positive that Nick never actually goes ANYwhere. He just has a ton of pictures taken wearing *me* and then lets them leak out to the fan base every couple of weeks.
Little do they know, he's in his hotel room writing fanfiction. But they will never know for sure, because ...
I am Nick's security blanket.
author's editorial comment: *snort*