We Are Not Vegetarians

This is a picture of Chico and Leevi. Chico is on the left, Leevi is on the right. And we would like to say that we are not vegetarians, and we are definitely not vegans. I personally love meat, especially ground beef. Just the thought of sinking my teeth into a hot, juicy hamburger gives me a big, shiny boner. I love meat. And I think all of Backside would agree with me. I mean, not on the boner part, but on not being a vegetarian. How could anyone do that? That's just disgusting. And no, we're not gay.