This is a picture of Bob the bird. He might look like just an ordinary mynah bird, but Bob actually has super powers. His powers are supposed to remain a secret, but I guess I can tell you about a couple of them.
Bob has the incredible ability to crap on command. That's right, he can let loose a load anytime he feels like it, on the ground or in the air. This makes him quite a formidable enemy, and Bob has used this power several times to help members of the Backside Mafia escape from the clutches of the law.
Bob can talk. Not just an annoying talk like most mynah birds, but proper English. He speaks better English than most of the members of Backside. Although there are some who consider Bob a wise-ass because he often makes smart remarks, he has won a place in the hearts of Backside.
That's about all of Bob's abilities. He can fly and do other crap, but I can't really reveal all his secrets, because I don't know them all. Bob's very secretive, and hard to catch because he's faster than all of us. So we can't torture the secrets out of him. Too bad. And sorry the picture's so big. Once we figure out how to work this "html" crap we'll fix it.