Backside Mafia

The Backside Mafia is a group of guys out of the town Hilo on the island of Hawaii. It all started out with four guys: Richard, Brian, Leevi, and Chico. Now it includes whoever we feel like allowing to cruise with us. We did not start the group Backside, we just started the Backside Mafia, which is like a little splinter group off of Backside.

What does the Backside Mafia stand for? Fucking shit up around town. We do the dumbest things you can imagine, and some things you can't imagine. We're that good.

Spread the word about the Backside Mafia. Tell your friends to visit our page. And monetary donations are always appreciated. Support the cause!!

We had a picture of the Backside Mafia originators, but it took too long to load. So we erased it. But we're good-looking guys. If you're a good-looking girl, e-mail us. Now. Please?


Chico's stats: I'm an Aries, and I enjoy long walks on the beach and soft candle-lit dinners. I'm about 5'9" with brown eyes and curly black hair. Oh yeah, I have cute earlobes, too. Three-time winner of "Farm Animals Monthly-Cutest Sheep In a Dress Award".


Brian's stats:BONG!


Leevi's stats: I am a Libra and I like to bull rush cows that go mad. I look like a bulimic monkey with a hat on my head. I am the number one "Jabong Eater" because I swallowed. Hey, I just had a weird dream about old men on viagra and a little boy. Call me, 1-800-solo-flex


Dick's stats: Hello ladies! I am a Sagittarius, you know, the archer guy. You know what that means, right? No? ah shit I thought you would because I sure don't. My favorite hobby is taking gerbils and putting them in tubes and sticking them in the rear........of my room that is. By day I like to nibble on the tender flesh of melons and by night I like to munch and suck on the wonderful juices of clams. Oh yeah and I love women. Especially the ones with a vagina. :-)

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