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Issue Four
Page Two
This Page Contains:
Song Parody Of the Week
Ly's Contest Corner
Picture of the Week
Mel's Top Ten
Ad's & StuffZ
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SONG PARODY OF THE WEEK
This week we're doing something a bit different.
You know how our contest is running for one of those totally hip *gag*
Nsync Marionettes?
Well, one of the tasks is to write a song parody...
And since I (BexXx) had one written and ended up DELETING it because I'm a world-class IDIOT! I'm going to put one of the contest entries in here for y'all to enjoy.
This song parody was written by, SuperFreak520. Good Work, girl!
Sing this to the tune of 'Baby One More Time". It's called...
"Double D".
Britney:
Oh Justin, Justin
My implants are just for you
You know that you like them
Oh Justin, Justin
My extensions are fake toooooo
Not to mention, my tan
I've liked you ever since MMC
Tell me Justin don't you feel the same towards me?
Oh because
My breast implants are selling me
(And now) Now they are at Double D (Double D)
When I see your face up on the screen
I think of the old days
Like times spent with you and JC
Justin:
Oh Britney, Britney
MMC was a joke
I really liked Christina
Oh Britney, Britney
There wasn't even a hope
For you to be with me, yeah
Those kisses were all for the show
Did you really think I'd date a hoe, now
Oh because
I hated you from the start
(And you) You never had a place in my heart (place in my heart)
Go put some clothes on, you're not my type
And your slutty wardrobe will never get you any hype
Britney:
Oh Justin, Justin
My implants are just for you
Justin:
Oh Britney, Britney
There wasn't even a hooooooope
Britney:
I must confess that my breast implants are selling me noooooooow
Justin:
Don't you think I know that hoe?
Britney:
And now they are at Double D
Did you hear me? Double D!
My breast implants are selling me
(And now) Now they are at Double D (Double D)
When I see your face up on the screen
I think of the ooooold days
Like times spent with you and JC
I must confess that my breast implants are selling me nooooooow
Justin:
Don't you think I know that hoe?
Britney:
And now they are at Double D
Did you hear me? Double D!
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Ly's Contest Corner
Hello everyone! Just a little update on what's going on with our HUGE contest!
There are over 30 participants at the time I'm writing this...But I've only heard from a few of you! So if you still want to participate, but you're just taking your time with it, please Email me at BexXxPLB@aol.com.
Also, if you could email me if you DON'T want to participate anymore, that would help greatly as well!
To those of you who are already in the middle of it, GOOD LUCK!!!!
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PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
Joey: This is the first time I've been on THIS side of a policeman's uniform!
Chris: I wonder if the other guys realize how stupid we look?
Justin: Dear god, please don't let the other guys know how stupid we look.
Lance: YEEEEEHAW! I'm right at home in this here get-up!
JC: How come I look like Dudley Do-right???
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Mel's Top Ten
Signs, signs, signs!
They're everywhere. You can't avoid 'em. Whether you be at a concert, watching TRL or reading a magazine, you are bound to find at least one... a sign! We know the common catchphrases: "so and so is my Space Cowboy", "I love so and so", "I'm crunk for NSync", etc. I finally became disgusted with these so called creative signs, and figured I should just come up with some of my own. Well, here are my top ten. I'd ask that you not use these should you be in any real life situation where you'd actually need one, but hey... what the hell do I care, use 'em all you want!
10. "Chris, I stole your social security check! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (This one's sure to bring him to tears)
9. "I'm from Mizzippi" (Need I say more?)
8. "JC, will you pay my college tuition?" (What? You know he can afford it! Oh wait, he's "tight" with his money... I guess to buy those ugly pants he wears. Oh well, try one of the others)
7. "Justin, do you honestly think you look SEXY when you do that?" (Hey, he needs to keep his ego in check, doesn't he?)
6. "Joey, I think you forgot this" (Then have a condom taped to the side)
5. "JC, the first step is admitting you have a problem" (*cough* I'M NOT INSINUATING ANYTHING, REALLY *cough*)
4. "Chris, sing ANY higher and the dog gets it" (The boy hurts my ears, I'm sorry!)
3. "Justin, I'll beat your box, baby" (I had to toss a semi nasty one in here)
2. "To hell with Joey, I want Steve" (Steve is friggin HOT, man. Have you seen him? Oh baby!)
1. "Lance can I pet your ferret?" (This can be taken literally or figuratively... the choice is yours my friend!)
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Answer to last week's Question:
Jimmy Hoffa, 12 lost socks, and a Volkswagen Bus.
Join Us Next Week when we answer the Question:
What exactly WAS Chris on when he made up the name
"FuManSkeeto"????
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