Auto response from NsyncJadedOJC [2:54 AM]: do you cry your eyes asleep; is it peace you seek at night when your body's weak...
OrtonsGrrl [3:08 AM]: The other night I had a dream about a cow...and I asked her if I could ride her, right? And she said..."Moo!" So I took that to mean yes, and I hopped on her back...but she just stood there chewing on some grass...I said, "Move cow! Giddy up!" But still, she stood there just chewing away...I was getting frustrated because I really needed to get to 7-11 and buy a Slurpee (they were having a sale)...Then Jesus walked up and He said unto the cow, "Move young cow! Go forth and return unto me with Mine
OrtonsGrrl [3:11 AM]: beloved Slurpee!" And suddenly, the cow reared back on her hind legs and began to gallop towards 7-11. "Squee!" I squealed, entwining my fingers in her luxurious mane. (do cows even HAVE manes?) And she took me to 7-11 and I parked her in the handicapped space because I would only be there for a couple of moments to get Jesus and me a Slurpee. So I went inside, and as I was filling up Jesus' Slurpee cup, I heard a familiar voice behind the counter. I turned around, and sure enough...there was JC!
OrtonsGrrl [3:14 AM]: He was working the counter at 7-11! (it's his night job, you see...) I became so shocked that I jerked the Slurpee cup back and Slurpee began to pour all over the floor! JC became enraged, and threw down his stylish green 7-11 hat. The vein popped out of his neck as he stalked angrily toward me. "You idiot!" He cried, "Now I have to clean that up!" I began to cry, and JC looked at me for a moment and then said, "Oh...don't cry! It's okay...I'll just get my mop and bucket and we can clean it up
