C is for Creepy ~ Chris' hair is this...
D is for Dumb ~ Superman obsessions are a miss.
E is for Egomaniac ~ Justin's ego is inflated...
F is for Freaky ~ Squid and Chris' hair must be related.
G is for Gross ~ Describes Lance's love for a certain mare...
H is for Horrid ~ Describes Justin's big old hair.
I is for Incompetent ~ *NSYNC just doesn't understand...
J is for Juvenile ~ Six-year-olds love them all across the land.
K is for Kitchen ~ Joey hangs out here...
L is for Long Past ~ Afros were in the 70s, Justin, dear.
M is for Mare ~ Toby is dead, OK!!??
N is for Non-pronounceable ~ You say it like this: SHAZZZAY!
O is for Odd ~ Chris is proud of it!
P is for People ~ They are normal, dang it!
Q is for Quiet ~ Lance SEEMS to be this...
R is for Real Old ~ Y'all know I'm talkin' about Chris!
S is for Superman ~ Isn't he dead?
T is for Terrible ~ Justin's ego makes me see red!
U is for Underage ~ J-Dawg cannot drink...
V is for Valentines ~ Justin gets 'em all, you think?
W is for Worried ~ Joey kinda freaks me out...
X is for X-tra Loud ~ They always seem to shout.
Y is for Young ~ Fans are this, too.
Z is for ZZZZZZ ~ What JC LOVES to do.
