JT = J.Tizzle of course! (host#1)
SW = Sean William Scott (host #2)
TA = Thug Appeal [a.k.a. man sexyness]
*s = This will eb the drool factor rating.
1 * means cat calls @ the TV.
2 *s means email your friends about the fioneness.
3 *s means drolling all over yourself
4+ *s means HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK GOOD! and all the mad leg humpage that goes with it.
OK. And now onto fashion. [My fave part]
Best dressed female: Beyonce. I know it's such a shock. I normally dislike all that is Buh-noise all the time but she looked good in that green dress.
Best Dressed Male: I'm going out on a limb here and saying Will Smith. I was feeling his TA like WHOA! I liked the chain and the hair. The glasses were a bit big but he is Big Willy.
Best Dressed Duo: Ashton & P.Diddy. Suits do a man good lemme tell ya. And Ashers is really getting on my goodside here lately. I'm starting to like him.
Worst dressed female: Paris Hilton & Pink. Ladies... =hangs head= the pelvic V is only sexy on a guy. And let's pull up out pants/skirts and leave a bit something for the imagination? Like whether or not your wearing undies? (Cause it was clear you weren't). If you wanna show some sexy middrift, look @ Allison H. She showed some below the belly but was cute about it and didn't look like a hoe bag. OK. Rant over.
Worst Dressed Male: Adrian B. That piss yellow shirt made his shoulders look big & boxy. He could have done better. Maybe in a dark green or something.
Worst Dressed Duo: Method Man & Red Man. Same outfit for every hip-hopper. Yeah I'm a hater. It's my review. Deal with it.
OK. Now onto the random notes! =cheers= [these are just things I felt the need to write down. I'm sure there will be some fashion repeats but hey, who doesn't love talking about fashion?!]
-Matrix Skit = enjoyable. I liked the wet willy part. Will Ferrell is always a treat.
-Hugh Jackman = long hair, leather pants. no more needs to be said. **
-The awards themselves = coming out of the podium... so kick ass.
-COLIN FERRELL = this si what I wrote down "Holy Mother of Creation..." * to the 10th power. I would SO do him like it's my job. I did have a side note about hsi outfit though: "Shirt? With a hole in the arm? I can understand the punk vibe but that shirt would be best on my floor & he'd look better in something else, like me." haha. I love quoting myself.
-Pink = I forgot to mention that I loved her earrings. That is all.
-Queen Latifiah & Adrian = Hilarious! Him saying "They don't call her the Queen for nothin!" almost made up for that bufugly shirt he had on.
-JT = opening pin-stipe pants... yum-yummy. He looked fab the entire time. He get's **** b/c I'd shag him too. hehe.
-WHO introducted P.Diddy & Ashton b/c she was hot.
-Creey Chick from the Ring = I loved how she got nervous & P.Diddy/Ashers were helping her along. And then.. "YOU WILL ALL SUFFER" I screamed! It was GREAT! That was a highlight for me, she is SO FREAKIN COOL!
-SW = He looked good in tht tuxedo shirt, however, he only get's * b/c his boobs looked better than mine. Not a good thing man.
-The Envelope song = I <3 Chris Kattan. Hey all you *NSYNC nuts out there, notice how "security" was Dre & Ronnie? Yeah. I found that amusing. *Liv says: I was like, swelling with pride over Lonnie and Dre. *beams*
-Paul Walker = Normally he doesn't do it for me but he looked good tonight. I give him *** for those blue eyes & crisp suit.
-The Digital thingy tribute = JOHNNY 5! Hell yeah, Short Cicuit in the house!
-Gollum's Speech = "Dobby's a fuckin hag" That was so brilliant. I loved how I was @ home and just when I said "that was fucking awesome" they panned to Elijah Wood who was saying the same thing. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. And I <3 E.Wood. Even if he is a wee bit creepy sometimes.
- t.A.T.u. = Does everyone know they're not really gay? hmm... but all I culd think of were Chris & Dave across the hall from me. 500 girls stripping & making-out, it was fun for the whole family! I esp. loved them showing P.Diddy & co. catching the clothes & jumping for joy. That made me happy.
-The Later Show Beatbox = awww I love JT's oral skills. And SW singing "yeah yeah" reminded me of Dave Chapell's Eminem skit where he says "spaghetti" over & over. Did anyone else notice how instead of saying Josh Hartnet SW said "Jiz-off Hard-nizzle" hmm... *Liv says: I noticed. I also wanna add the stupid (but funniest) JT quote: "It ain't no thang but a G-strang on a chicken wang." wtf? roflmfao
-Harrison Ford = feelin the earring there Indiana. Nice play on his movies. I liked it.
-Eminem = DETROIT WHAT?! taking home 2 popcorns baby! And Crank Yankers got the best plug ever from him. *Liv says: WORD.
-Neo = his punk ass won't say "whoa"?! Someone needs to sit him down & make him watch Bill & Ted toremind him of his roots.
-Colin Clip = the one of him winking and pointing with his tongue out... OH SWEET JESUS. That was like heaven in a screen cap. =drools=
-JT = upon leaving, his scooter thing looked SO cool. I want one in every color.
POST SHOW
-Iann interviewing Sam Jackson = Iann asking him how he handles being the man was priceless. "the man-ness" is also my new phrase to abuse. YAY! Score for me.
-Elijah = keeping his trophy in the fridge... cute answer. "well it is a food item"
-Method Man = saying Tara Ried needs "a few more sandwich's to fill out those shorts".. LIV... SANDWICHES! Sorry folks, inside joke. Nothin to see here move along! *Liv says: Oh my GOD, girl. I was cracking the f*ck up over Meth's comment on the Tarantula.
-Joey = got not fashion love. I wasn't feelin him either but the shirt was cool. For those who didn't see it had a bedazzled pic of the pope on the cover & the back said "who's our daddy". A classic from the Joey collection. *Liv says: Amen to that.
And thus concludes my review thingy. I ejoyed the show and I would have killed to be @ the p.Diddy after party. Side note... Kelly Osbourne looked good and I miss Britney Spears. BRITNEY COME BACK!!!
The End
