// Sucking Your College Fund Dry //

If you're already in college, then you're living on Ramen noodles and macaroni and cheese aren't ya... --Tabz

I put so much money in that machine...but I got all 15, aren't I the proud one?

• The Justin Timberlake Light Switchplate. A classic for sure. One wonderful example of ebay addiction. I own this ::hangs head in shame::
• $30 for a CD ROM Puzzle? Any takers? (and of a pic you've seen no less than a million times I assure you.)
• The ugly, HUGE, neon pink watch in the collectible tin. (I have this. Shoot me)
• The $50 handwoven blanket from Spencer's. (Or the matching pillow.)
• Anything Abercrombie or Fubu JUST BECAUSE they wear it.
• Entertainment Teen magazine for Justy & Britney's half a page advice column. (I wonder if they collect the answers for those questions from both of them at once? Ouch, did that hurt? Tabz has no patience with the "delusional")
• The tour program. Every page contains either A: That friggin clown or B: A similarly freaky clown marionette. And while we're at it, tell me you didn't pay $30 for a tour t-shirt...PLEASE?
• The NSA cd. Unless you were clever enough to get that clown's head outta the back and trash it. Another nightmare anyone?
• The marionettes are a classic. They're expensive and unless you leave them mint in the box for 20 years, they're worthless, really ugly, and even sorta scary.
• An *NSYNC lanyard. $20 for a useless fake BSP? Where do I pay?!?
• Retarded reusable LARGE 3D stickers from Sam Goody. Nuff said.
• Keychains. At $6 a pop I wanna see your face when you lose it.
• The MOMH/Pokemon/Light It Up/Space Cowboys soundtrack for that ONE song. Ditto for the Party To Go/Dance Party/Now Thats What I Call Music compilation cds.
• While we're at it almost every imported $15 single / $30 cd for that "one song" or "one remix" you don't hear in the U.S. (Ugh, I have them all.)
• The oh-so-cool poster that plays a canned sounding chorus of Bye Bye Bye when you push it. (I coulda shoved that thing up Skye's butt a night or two.)
• *NSYNC panties anyone? (Far as I know this is only on ebay. Maybe you'll enjoy this, it's probably the closest they'll ever get to your underwear.)
• NSYNC tampons. Yep, they exist.
• An *NSYNC coffee mug. These exist too. I own one. (How many *NSYNC fans are coffee addicts? How many of their parents would let them drink coffee?)
• Picture frames for teeny mag posters. (That's going too far, even for me.)
• A Britney Doll. (Not *NSYNC you say? Don't tell me you teenies don't have her newly mangled body hanging from a noose in your room. Or you've thought about it. I've seen this and it kinda worries me.)
• Any or all of the Jus/Lance/Joe/Jc/Chris In Your Pocket Books. (These get people with too much free time in trouble. *coughBRIT/KATEcough* )
• A bumper sticker. As with the coffee mug, how many of you have cars? Would you seriously ask Mom and Dad to display it on the Beemer?
• $25 for the official book *NSIDE *NSYNC? It can stay *NSIDE *NSTORE. (Not really cause I bought it anyway, but I have most of this useless shit so I'm venting.)
• The *NSYNC/NSA/PLATINUM card collections with matching photo albums. (Too many doubles, not enough *NSYNC fans. I'm still trying to complete the platinum collection. LMFAO)
• Nail art. (The guys disembodied little heads look so creepy in that package. You think I'd put that on my hands?)
• *NSYNC dog tags. (I have this, I never take it off. It's my Lucky Charm. LMAO But really, I bent over and it went into my drink at the bar, that night I won $40 dollars and a free shot in the raffle. NOW I never take it off.)
• Every $6 generic book called *NSYNC or *No Strings Attached. (You bought it too because of that one hot 2 inch pic that you haven't seen before. Don't try ta lie.)
• *NSYNC-Never Enough Unauthorized Home Video. I know better. I bought the Unauthorized BSB vid.
• All five beanie bears. The entire set cost like $75 and for what? (Same concept as the marionettes..see above)
• Both sets of 15 cheap stickers from the Wal-Mart vending machines. (That thing will hold alot more quarters than it has stickers for and that's just not right, lemme tell ya.)
• All five editions of People and/or T.V. Guide. (Yeah you know what I'm talkin about.)
• THE WORST? Address labels and business cards. How completely senseless is that? (I have both. Ugh.)

On the flipside, the little binoculars and the large, blue, hard to lose pen are pretty useful. Maybe I'll take the bumper sticker off of the list later, cause I'm saving it for when my bro Jay gets a new speaker box that he REALLY likes in his "man's truck".

After I sent this for review, Brit confessed that she too owns most of this, and even had a few to add..so now you understand why we're broke.

• A $5 glowstick.. Ooo ooh ooh.. it says NSYNC!! But it dies after 2 hours. (I have 2)
• OK, so maybe I'm the only one that bought these, BUT, It was DUMB. $60 pants that are JUST like Joeys from the Disney special, all velvety and swirly.. only mine are blue. (Tabz Note: At least she didn't help promote the "hydrogen peroxide Chewbacca" trend.)
• The necklaces from Claires, Lance, Joey, JC, Chris.. do poeple actually WEAR these things?? (Tabz --I have two Brit, and the glittery keychains that match them. I also bought the gift bags from Claires, as if I'll give those away.)
• Any documentary CD. It's a DOCUMENTARY. Nuff Said. (I own 4)