// Things That Make Ya 'Think *Nsync //

AKA The simple things that they've ruined for us. We'll never see 'em the same way again... --Tabz
(with former JOJ coeditor Modesty, circa 1999-2000; they obviously have ruined even MORE things since then)

Modesty Style

• That 500 miles song (see *NtheMix)
• Airport luggage belts
• Grease (see 11/26/99 Rosie)
• Superman
• Taz
• The color baby blue
• Hair gel
• Jello
• Basketball (Here we go and Disney concert)
• Horse back riding (ride it, just ride it. LOL)
• Sport Utility Vehicles.

I have to stop I am getting traumatized.

Tabby Style

• Bread's original version of 'Everything I Own'
• Caramello Bars and Oreo O's
• Taking naps
• Britney
• Boy Meets World
• Beaming gifts at the heads of my friends
• Football bleachers (Ju got dissed!HA!)
• 'Gettin Jiggy Wid It'
• 'Crazy Train'
• Hair perms and dyes
• Laundry bleach
• Tommy Jeans
• Wife beaters on reg. guys (who else looks that good?)
• Chicklets (J.C.'s teeth)
• Cross dressers
• The Palace Theatre (IWYB)
• Scooby Doo Slippers
• The Sound of Music
• Singin at birth
• That ropin the pony dance (originally seen in Grease, repeated numerous times during BYE BYE BYE)
• Their concerts (Hear Joey's Gas wav)
• SEX IN GENERAL!