
Nina and I wanted to send you the best birthday wish,
But we couldn't come up with just the right gift.
We wanted to fly down to see ya in the SuperBowl, honey,
But Nina and I were flat outta money! :(

Then we were gonna get ya some Superman stuff,
But we thought "Naw, Joey's got enough!"

Nina made you a funnel cake with apples on top,
But I had a craving and ate it all up.
I felt really bad, so I helped Lance bake,
A fruit-filled chocolate chiffon cake.

Topped with maraschino cherries and chocolate shavings,
It's the perfect dish to fill your craving.
And I sent you a birthday card, I hope it arrived down there,
So the "It's my birthday...WANNA SPANK ME?!" sticker you can wear. :D
Although we may mock you, we'd like to express,
That it doesn't mean we love you less.

It doesn't matter what clothes you wear,
Or whether you have blonde...

or red hair.

Nina and I love you Joey! No kidding, we do!
JC, Justin, Chris, Lance and Stever do too!
Nina and I hopefully hope that your special day,
Is crunk and crazy in every way!

Hugs, kisses and birthday wishes,