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An Aussie Poem
To All Me Sheila's
From An Aussie Bloke.

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird.
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side...
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more...
I tell ya, i don't care.
So long as when i cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.

No Sheilas who are your age
Have nice round perky breasts.
They just gave in to gravity,
But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin' ya the truth now,
I never tell ya lies...
It's very sexy that you've got
Dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me Nanna's grave now...
The moment that we met
I thought ya was as good as I
was ever gunna get.

No matter whot ya look like
I'll always love ya dear.
Now shut up while the footys on...
And fetch another beer!

~Author unknown~
Or he does'nt want to own up to it!

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