Dear Diary,

A girl was staring at me today. She is cute, but her stuffed animal is not, it jumped out of her bag and kept referring me as "the kid". I wonder who that is? That sure was some strange stuffed animal, it talks and flies too. But the girl sure was nice, I think she said something like I look like her boyfriend. I wonder if she will buy me? She left sadly today, I don't think she has enough money. Maybe if I write a sale sign and stick it to my back, she will buy me! Hm...note to self: get tape.

P.s. Note to self #2: Learn how to read.

~Still a no name rabbit