Blue Lads Gone Mad - TV Hits, February 2004

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.... do not attempt this at home!

We didn't intend to take these photos. But the oppurtunity was just to good to miss. TVHits would like to point out that these shots were not set up. What you see ere is the bona-fide genuine result of letting four lads loose in a room for four hours.
Until this point, they'd posed for posh snaps aplenty. They've looksed sexy. Smouldered. Smiled. And were generally slicker than your average top-selling pop act. To tell ya the truth, they might've been bored.
But the thing about Blue - the thing we love about Blue - is when yer with 'em you never know quite what's going to happen. And when a TVHits staffer left some toy shop goodies at the top of her holdall, just peeking out, where a nosy Lee could see... well, you can see for yourself it all ended up in mayhem!
First up, Lee lunged at a black rat type moustache and stuck it smack on his gob. (You loon! You're still meant to be able to speak!)
Sy grabbed a grey panda-style number, which transported him back to the days of duels, not duets! "You scoundrel bwoy!" he growled!
With his Jamaican twang a go-go, he challenged Lee to a bout of old-fashioned fisticuffs (but both of them seemed very keen not to really get hurt)!
Funniest bod on the day, though, was cheeky chap Ant. He was quiet. He was cool. But while the others were duelling he made like a Swedish Chef Muppet, holding court in the corner, cracking jokes and telling stories aplenty - you saucy boy!
PS: Duncan didn't wear a moustache. But if he wants to bung one on now, we'll send someone round with camera and award him a poster. Dunk, what d'ya think?