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The Mystery Duelist (1)

Ryou: Hey Tea, what's the rush?

Bakura: No one shall have the Millennium Puzzle but me.

Bakura: Hm... Which way Ring? -_-; Dude, you're talking to a piece of frigging jewelery.

Yugi: Where are you hiding!?
Yugi: The last arrow...
Yugi: But I don't see it.
The Mystery Duelist: That's right Yugi, you and I are going to duel! *sigh* Again with the duels? Just put in some shounen-ai fluff and the ratings will go up, up, UP!

Yugi: I won't duel you for my Millennium Puzzle. It already belongs to me!

Yami: I can barely hear you, Yugi.

Yugi: [I have to duel] Alone?

Yami: Be careful, Yugi. I sense a great evil.
Echo: Evil, evil.
Yugi: Spirit! Ooh... echo-ey. You sense a great evil, Yam-Yam? *siiigh* Evil is always present... but why does it have to bother YUGI? I mean, he doesn't even get time to watch his Soaps! Sheez!

Yugi: 'I don't even have the gang to back me up.' Well, here goes. Let's duel! Am I the only one that pictures Tea, Tristan and Joey in leather pants and spiked collars sporting gats when Yugi says "the gang?"

Yugi: 'More machine cards?' Yugi: Show yourself! Bandit Keith!
Bandit Keith: *takes off his hood*
Yugi: I was right!

Yugi: What happened to you?
Bandit Keith: I'm not Bandit Keith.

The Real Bandit Keith: Hellllp!
The Real Bandit Keith: He, he he, help, me.
Mind-controller: You'll never free yourself, Bandit Keith!
Yugi: It's not over yet.
Machine King, attack now!
Yugi: That's right. All of your defenses are gone!

Joey: Yeah, Tea [we'll go]. Just point the way.
Tristan: Yeah, anyone who messes with our bud, messes with all of us! Hate to say it, but... when he said this line, Tristan actually sounded cool. *blink, blink* Wow. Imagine that.

Coach Morty: Hold it! Just where do you think you're going? You promised to help referee the soccer game today!
Joey: But it's an emergency, coach!
Tristan: Tea's cat got sick. Tea: We need to save fluffy! Poor fluffy! Soccer Coach: *huge, watery shojo eyes* I didn't realize your little kitty was sick.

Coach Morty: Save that kitty!

Joey: He's really a softie at heart.

Mind-controller: So why don't you stop resisting and hand over your puzzle to me. It's the inevitable conclusion, anyway.

"Bandit Keith": You little!
Mind-controller: The boy is good. Duh!! He's the star of the freakin' show, what more do you want?

Mind-controller: And when I'm through with Yugi, his Millennium Puzzle WILL be mine!

Joey: So they went runnin' down this alley?
Tea: Uh-huh.

Yugi: Now YOU'RE the one who's stalling. Are you gonna draw or what? Ooh, big words for a little Yugi.

Yugi: And what are the odds of that?
Bandit Keith: *draws card by cheating*
Yugi: No way!

Yugi: I've never even heard of the Zira Ritual Card before, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm about to learn more about it than I really want to know. Wow, he's got this down, doesn't he?
Baku: So. My Millennium Ring has led me here.

Baku: I also sense a dark prescence from the Shadow Realm. Hm. Ceasing control of the Millennium Puzzle may be more interesting than I though.

The Mystery Duelist (2)

Yugi: 'The Kimori Dragon!'

Mind-controller: I knew it. His deck is weak.

"Bandit Keith": Stop defense!

Yugi: My Kimori Dragon!

Yugi: 'There's no way I'm letting this mind-controlling freak get his hands on MY puzzle!'

"Bandit Keith": Confused?

Yugi: This card facedown. Then Dark Magician in defense mode. And finally, I play magical hats to hide him.

"Bandit Keith": Hah. I should've seen that coming. Oh, wait. I did!

Yugi: Nice try, but now I activate Mirror Force!

Yugi: No way!

Bakura: I'm getting closer. I can feel it. What's this? A dueling arena? They're battling for the Millennium Puzzle! You know, now that I think about it, Baku likes to talk to himself a lot. -_-;;

"Bandit Keith": Guess again. Tribute to the Doomed!
Yugi: Whoa, that's one of the rarest cards in the game!
Bakura: Fascinating. ^-^

Baku: Ring, sever the strings that bind this man. Free his mind from the Shadow Realm! Brownie points for you! ^-^ MMmmm... Brownies...
Bandit Keith: Where am I? And what on Earth am I wearing!?

Bandit Keith: Yugi Motou! What are you doing here?

Bandit Keith: There's someone inside my head! ...Really now? *raises eyebrow*
Bandit Keith: Get out of my head!
Mind-controller: Shut up and duel!

Yugi: No wait! Noooooo!

Yugi: My puzzle! Nooo!
Mind-controller: Perfect. Now, no one else shall take my prize.

Ryou: That's quite enough of that.

Yugi: Where'd you come from?
Ryou: Hi Yugi.

Bakura: 'Yugi... You're such a naive fool.' Bakura: Ring, transfer a portion of my spirit into this piece of the puzzle.

Ryou: Yugi. You missed this one piece.

Yugi: Thanks again. You totally saved the day. da da daaa! SUPER-Ryou!!!

Mind-controller: Rise, you worthless buffoon.

Bandit Keith: Stop it! Stop talking to me! Where are ya? Show yourself!

Tea: These arrows are like a giant maze. Uh...!!
Joey: Whoa, check it out!

Yugi: It could be all over for me. AND for the Spirit of the Puzzle!

Bandit Keith: Help me!!
Tea: Someone's in there!

Tristan: We'll try to get in! Call 911!

Yugi: Focus! If I save the puzzle, I'll save the Spirit! Even if I don't make it out, he will! Yugi... that's not the right way to think. YOU first, then Yami. Actually, it's Ryou first, then you, and then Yami, but whatever, for all I care you can actually all burn. It would be funny. Try to see the dubbers cover THAT one up.

Tristan: Alright, on 3!
Joey: Kay.
Tristan: 3! ...3! ...3! They had to retry because they couldn't open the door.

Joey: Tristan, you were knocking against the door like a girl scout!

Bandit Keith: AHHHHHHHHH! This place is haunted!
Joey: Uhh, did we just rescue Bandit Keith??

Joey: Yugi! C'mon! Let's go!
Yugi: I can't leave yet, guys, I have to finish putting together the Millennium Puzzle!
Tristan: All this smoke's gone to his head!
Yugi: Finished. Faint. Dizzy...

Yugi: My puzzle. Can't leave without my puzzle.
Tristan: Alright.

Joey: You go get Yugi's deck!

Joey: Why'd he have to hook it [the Puzzle] with such a thick chain? the irony in this is that he put it on a thick chain so nobody could steal it...

Yugi: Can't leave yet! This was FUNNY! Tristan was PULLING on him, and Yugi wouldn't let go of his puzzle. And 'strong' Tristan COULDN'T BUDGE HIM. *laughs to the point of tears*

Joey: I got it!

Tea: Oh please hurry up! My friends are in there!

Joey: But by the way, we're heroes.

Joey: That's what friends are for!
Tristan: Yeah! It's a good thing I spotted Yugi in there.
Joey: And what about me? I came up with the brilliant plan for gettin' the Puzzle off the wall.
Tristan: (laughs) Oh yeah, brilliant! "Let's stick the pole through the hole and then pull on it really hard!"
Joey: Say what!?
Tristan: Say nuthin'! You heard me!
Yugi: Knock it off guys or I won't share my hospital food with you!
Joey: We'll be good!
Joey: Hey Tea, are you okay?

The Past is Prologue

Mokuba: Seto, we have to check out this ancient exhibit!
Seto: I'm running a company Mokuba. I don't have time for mummies and pharaohs.
Mokuba: Oh. I thought you'd be into this kinda stuff. Whatever.
*phone rings*
Seto: *picks it up* Kaiba!

Seto: Keep the engine running. I won't be long.
Chaffeur: Yes sir.

Seto: It's only been a minute, but I'm already bored.

Ishizu: Kaiba, do you believe in destiny?
Seto: Does it matter?

Seto: I didn't come here for Egyptian History 101.

Seto: THAT'S the Pharaoh? But that's Yugi! And the monster above him--that's the Dark Magician!

Seto: Hm, you know, I read that in a fortune cookie once. I'LL organize this tournament. Ishizu: I thank you.

Steppin' Out

Tristan: (To Joey) So, which hopsital is sweet Serenity in? I'll visit her alone. You'd just be a third wheel.
Joey: (kicks over bucket, angrily) Tristan... (tackles him) I'll send ya to da hospital...

Johnny: It's time to dance!

Tea: What?
Johnny: Stay out this, porcupine head! This battle is just between me and the girl.

Tea: How many friends do you have, Johnny?
Johnny: Uh... one.
Tea: Really? One friend? That's one more than I thought you'd have!

Obelisk the Tormentor

Ishizu: My Pharaoh, I've been expecting you.
Yami: Huh? Who are you?
Ishizu: I am Ishizu.

Ishizu: The Pharaoh who saved the world was YOU, Yami.

Ishizu: Oh my Pharaoh. o.O;;;

Ishizu: Farewell, King Yami.
Tea: Yami? So THAT'S your name.

Intercom: All hands stand by for the final tset of the new KaibaCorp duel disk.

Seto: Now for my final test. Let's see what an Egyptian God card can do!

Worker: Keep the medics on stand by. There's a 90% probability of injury.
Mokuba: (angrily) Listen! Keep your calculations to yourself!

Kaiba: Let's go!

Worker: Launching hologram projectors.

Kaiba: I'll play THIS card facedown. Hm. Next, I'll summon the mighty Battle Ox!

Kaiba: I place 4 monsters on the field!
Mokuba: What a digital dummy. The robot gave Seto a huge lead!

Robot: Analyzing new tournament rules. Sacrificing 2 monsters in order to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Kaiba: No way! (gapes) ...Now I'm in trouble.
Mokuba: Turn the machine off, before he gets hurt!

Kaiba: 'The duel robot didn't attack, because it thinks my facedown card is a trap, set there to destroy the Blue Eyes White Dragon.'

Kaiba: What!??

Robot: Processing Battle Strategy. Playing Flute of Summoning Dragon. o.O;; ...Kaiba's a goner.

Mokuba: You can't lose! Do something!

Kaiba: ... (smiles) Just great. This is it, folks, he's cracked...

Mokuba: Get out of there, Seto! Shut down the duel! Seto!
Kaiba: 'So, this is what it's like to feel fear.' Wow. That is a totally badass quote.

Kaiba: Prepare to face the end.

Blue Eyes White Dragon: It's time to see what my Egyptian God card can do!

Mokuba: No way. That Egyptian God Card is humongous!

Kaiba: Now I offer you my remaining monsters.

Kaiba: Obelisk, attack now! Show Blue Eyes White Dragon why you're called 'the Tormentor'. o.o; I never called him the Tormentor... Oops. I just did.

Robot: Power overload.

Mai: Hey guys!
Yami: It's Mai Valentine!
Tea: (sarcastically) Joy!
Mai: (hugs Tea... or is she choking her?) I KNOW you missed me!
Tea: (sarcastically) It's a shame we don't hang out more often.
Mai: Awww, yes it is! You look schnazzy, Tea. Is this a DATE?
Tea: We're just friends, Mai.
Yami: I assume YOU'RE here for the tournament? That's right Yami... change the subject... hehe.
Yami: Kaiba!
Kaiba: 'I knew you'd come.

Mysterious person: It's time to begin THE HUNT!!!

Stalked by Rare Hunters

Joey: Wat!! You can't be serious.You mean to tell me that rich punk Kaiba is throwing his own exclusive Duel Monsters tornament.
Tea: Yup.
Yugi: Mm-hm.
Joey: I can't believe Moneybaggs didn't send me ahn invite! I was runner up at Duelist Kingdom!
Tristan: Newsflash: Kaiba doesn't like you, Joey.

Joey: So, Yug', are you enterin'?
Yugi: Yup! Entering Kaiba's tournament is the only way that I can face my destiny.
Joey: What are you talkin' about?
Yugi: It's kind of a long story.
Joey: I got nowhere to go.
Yugi: In that case, an evil has traveled through time and it's my destiny to defeat it.
Joey: Then it's my destiny to help!
Tristan: So now your changing your mind again and saying that you WILL enter his tournament.

Joey: (Cradling his card) Isn't that right my little Red Eyes? Who's going to help me kick some major Kaiba-butt?" (kisses the card)
Joey: WHAT!!!! Haven't you ever seen a guy kiss his card before?"
Tristan, Yugi, Tea: (sweatdrop)

Yugi: Thanks for going to the ancient artifact exhibit with the spirit yesterday Tea. I have a feeling that it really helped.
Tea: 'Yugi seems so confident, but if that mystery duelist is really here, we're all in terrible danger!'
Joey: I'm just going to play dumb.
Tristan: Play dumb?
Yugi: I'm Yugi Motou.

Store owner: I'm sorry Joey you only have one star so you don't qualify.
Joey: That can't be! Kaiba fixed those results! I CAME IN SECOND IN DUELIST KINGDOM!
Tristan: (grabs him) Stop having a cow!
Tea: It is weird Joey didn't qualify.
Tristan: He's gonna pop a blood vessel!
Guy that register people: What is this? My computer is malfunctioning, you actually have 4 star chips.
Joey: Hehe, let me see them. (after he sees them) Yeah!!!!

Store owner: (On Cell phone) Send the Rare Hunters, the boy with the Red-Eyes just left.

Joey: I got somewhere I gotta be!

Joey's Ma: Joseph's coming?

Joey: These little furballs may not look like much, but they're what I need now. Scapegoat! Joey: Buh-bye, Scapegoat, Hello Panther Attack! Serenity: 'Where is Joey? He said he'd be here. He's always been there for me before. I hope he's alright.'
Meanwhile...
Joey: There's someone out there who needs my help, so I'll end this duel once and for all!
Joey: BORING! Give me a break, I'm fallin' asleep here! How many times are you gonna throw the same lousy card down? You duel as badly as you dress!

Joey: So you wanted to see my Red Eyes eh? I guess you got your wish.

Rare Hunter: I summon Exodia the Forbidden One!

(After that Rare Hunter destroys Joey's Red Eyes)
Rare Hunter: Ahh yes....the thrill of the kill. I want your Red Eyes Wheeler.
Joey: I'll get it. (getting off the ground)
Rare Hunter: We like to get it by force.
Joey: I SAID, I'LL GET IT!!!
(then he is shoved/punched to the ground and his Red-Eyes is gone)
Joey's Ma: Serenity! Open this door!
Serenity: NO! I'm not having the operation without seeing Joey first!

Yugi: WHA!?! Joey never arrived at the hospital!?

Yugi: (to Tristan, talking about Joey) I'm worried about him.
Tristan: I checked in all his usual spots, but I came up nothin'. Tristan: Hey, yeah!
Yugi: Tea and I will search the rest of the town for him. He was supposed to be at the hospital at around 9 o' clock, so that means something must have happened to him right after he left.

Doctor: I have other patients to attend to!
Joey's Ma: Please, just wait--
Doctor: (turns around to leave when Tristan appears with Joey)
Joey's Ma: Joeseph.
Joey: That's right. Let me take care of this one Ma.

Joey: I was on my way to the hospital like I promised, when some thugs came. They forced me to duel them! And in the end, I lost my very best card to them. But you gotta believe me, Serenity. I wasn't there when I said I would be. I must be the worst big brother in the whole world. You're not just my little sister, you're also my friend.

Yugi vs. The Rare Hunter (Part 1)

Grandpa: It's a sad day when an old man has to do his grandpa's chores.

Weevil: I got a new card thats far superior to my great moth but don't expect me to tell you what it is.
Mako: (Shakes weevil) Maybe I'll just shake it out of you (Stops shaking Weevil but still holding him) I remember that you were the first person from duelist kingdom sent paddlin' home.
Rex: Hope you brought your own oars.

Grandpa: (mocking Yugi) "I have to prepare for the upcoming tournament," he says. Back in my day we had plenty of time for dueling, but jobs came first. ...Who am I kidding!? Kaiba's Battle City tournament is about to begin, and I've got to get ready to go and see! I'll have to close down the shop early! Maybe even right now! (closes shop)

Business Man: What are those things, Bob?
Bob: Giant wristwatches. Very hot these days.
Punk: They're called duel disks, punk!

Business Man: All this for a card game?

Joey: They call themselves Rare Hunters, which to me translates into 'Cape-wearing, card taking freakazoids!'

Tea: (talking to herself) You picked a great day to oversleep, Tea.

Yugi vs. The Rare Hunter (Part 2)

Marik: I am in control now! *The rare hunter get's up and starts to dance and fly* This was frickin' AWESOME! Seriously! Ya GOTTA see this.
Marik: Remember my name: Marik. Corny line, doofus :P

Joey: (Just after Marik left) That was weird. so blunt, yet so right.

Joey: (talking about his Red Eyes Black Dragon when Yami tries to give it back to him) It isn't mine to take.

Joey: It's kind of cool, knowing I'm helping you save the world and all. yeah ^-~

Yami: You are a true friend, Joey. and thanks for the Red Eyes, sucka!! ^.^ moowahaha

Joey: You know Yugi, when you think about, both our hearts are in our decks. the little pup's been thinking. I'm so proud.