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talking
*actions*
thoughts
flashbacks
flashback voiceover
{my comments... funny. they're worth reading!}
fcm - friendship cult member

Legend of Dragons


Rafael I've activated the autopilot, so let's do this!
Valon I love this part of the job! Woohoo! Last one there's got to polish me boots!
Alizar Give it a rest, Valon.

Prof. H. You shre a common bond with a 5,000 year old Pharaoh. Do you know what this means, Yugi?
Yugi Yeah, that my life's more confusing than most kids'.

Prof. H. Have you ever heard of Atlantis?
Tea I read a great book about it once.
TristanJoey What? You nerd.
Prof. H. *chuckles for a bit* In my latest expedition, I may have discovered that very city.
Tea What? Atlantis is real?

Tristan Give me a break, you nutty professor! *Rebecca kicks him* Ow! The pain!
Rebecca Good, 'cause that's my grandpa you're talking about punk!

Joey Well I believe you professor.
Tristan You would.
Joey After all of the stuff we've been through, there's nothing I can't believe.


Rebecca Actually, our hypothesis... *goes on for a bit*
Tristan Whoa, those are some pretty big words, especially coming from a little kid.
Rebecca A KID!? I'm a college student!
TristanTeaYugiJoeyGrandpa A college student!?!?!?
Professor H. My granddaughter's quite gifted.
Rebecca Oh grandpa. I'm just your regular child genius. Genius. G-E-N-I-U-S.
Tristan *says something.. I missed it*
Joey Yeah, but can she spell obnoxious?
Rebecca I HEARD THAT!!! *points accusingly at Joey*
Professor H. Now Rebecca, now is that how a college student would act?
Rebecca Hm? I'm sorry Gramps, continue.

Yugi Ever see anything like this before?
Rebecca That's awesome.
Professor H. What have you got there Yugi? Oh! {This looks remarkably similar to something I saw in Atlantis.} Would you mind if I held onto this stone, Yugi?
Yugi No professor, of course not. Professor H. Good. I have an idea that this might help us find more answers. Later: Solomon You kids better be careful. I'm going to take the professor and Rebecca to the airport.
Rebecca *hugging Yugi goodbye* Mm! Goodbye cutie! *kisses him on the cheek*
Tea *growls*
Yugi *furious blushing marathon! woo-hoo!*
Rebecca Ta ta!
Tea Good riddance.

Tristan This place is a ghost town.
Tea Don't say ghost.

That Night:
Yami Can't sleep, can you?
Yugi Nope.

Yami If the professor's theories about Duel Monsters are true, this could be our toughest fight yet.

Dartz Awaken him by accepting my offering.

Yami Wow.
Yugi I've never seen this room before.
Yami Nor have I, so stay close.

Yugi This is weird. Where are we?
Yami It appears to be some kind of kingdom. Yugi, we're not alone.
Yugi *sees the monster that Yami's talking about* Well, whatever it is, it sure doesn't look friendly. *the monster sucks in duel monsters* See? Toldja. Ohh... Do you see what I see?
Yami Some kind of statues made of crystal.

Yugi They're huge! I'm glad they're only statues.

Dark Magician Girl These dragons once served as the protectors of my kind.

Yami And what will happen if you're wrong?
Dark Magician Girl I'm not wrong.

Yami Ready Yugi?
Yugi Yeah. *they both word together to remove the sword* Okay... did it work or not? I guess so.
Dark Magician Girl You've unleashed Timaeus!

Yugi Is it morning already? Wait a sec. That's not the sun! *runs outside* Grandpa, what's going on?
Grandpa The monsters seem to be trapped in that weird light.
Yugi Oh no, it's happening! *rushes off*
Grandpa Yugi!? WHATS happening?

Tristan Uh, guys? Ruun!
Joey Yugi!
Tea Come on!
Yugi It's that dragon we released. Now I summon... Timaeus! Joey Look at the size of that thing!
Yugi Timaeus! Protect us from that monster!
Dartz No, this is impossible! Rrguh...

Yugi We did it!
Dark Magician Girl We've only just begun. The Great Beast is still weak so he's retreated for the moment. And for that we are truly grateful, my Pharaoh.

Yugi Seems like Timaseus is strong, but not strong enough.
Yami We must release the other two dragons.
Owari naa!


Cards Used, Mentioned or Seen






Episode 148 --- The Creator Returns

  • Season 4 (US)
  • Episode 148
  • First Aired October 2, 2004
  • Updated November 4, 2004
Thanks to Megan for contributing three of these quotes!! ^-^ You're an awesome friend, Megan-chan! Arigatou!

Tristan- I still don't see how a Duel Mosnters card did all that. Doesn't seem like anything special to me.
Joey- Not to the untrained eye!

Joey- Can you smell what I'm cookin'?!!? [A/N: .......The most gorgeous threat ever in existance.]
Tristan- All I can smell are you socks.
Grandpa- Hey kids.
Yugi- Are we being too loud, Grandpa? *all four of them laugh nervously*

Yugi- Oh no!
Joey, Tristan and Té- What!?
Té- Let's see. From the office of Industrial Illusions.
Joey, Tristan and T&233- *blink, blink blink* INDUSTRIAL ILLUSIONS!?! *all of them freak*

Yami- *to Yugi* Play the tape.
Yugi- Mm-hm...
Joey- *sees that Yugi is going to play it* Wait! Can't we vote on this? *sees that Yugi's not going to submit* Everyonee grab hold of something solid!

Pegasus- How are you Yugi-Boy? Why haven't you called me? Or written? Or e-mailed? AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER!!

Joey- I told you we should play the tape. [N: Baka.]

Pegasus- *on the video* It's the only copy of that card in existance, so DON'T LOSE IT!
Yugi- *eyes flicker* Fine I won't! *he's talking to a taaaaaaaaape...*
Pegasus- It's the only way you can enter my compound! Guard it with your life!

Weevil- Well, just because we weren't invited to the party, doesn't mean that we can't show up. [N: Well spoken.] We'll go to see where all the cards are made.
Rex- All the cards...?
Rex's little fantasy:
Pegasus: That's right, every rare card under the rainbow, and they're all yours! Who says I'm not a nice guy? Té- Woo-hoo!
Tristan- Yeah!
Yugi- It's like a dream come true! WOW! THANKS PEAGUSUS! YOU'RE THE BEST!

End of Rex's little dream:
Rex: I think I'm gonna be sick. Pegasus- Talk about bad publicity.

Dartz: OUr time will come, great Lavaiakin. Through the strength of the Egyptian Gods, you've been reborn. And once you're fed enough souls, no one will be able to stop us. *eyes flicker sadly* ...No one.
*flashback* Yugi: I summon... Timaeus!

Dartz- Rafael.
Rafael- Master Dartz. I know just what to do. I will drain all of the Pharaoh's energy.
Dartz- You should try listening. It's really quite a useful skill.

Té- I have... one pair of platform clogs, four t-shirts, and four shorts. I need to go shopping one of these days.
Tristan- Awww man!! It won't fit!! Ok, I guess I'll leave my yo-yo home.
Joey- We're leavin' tomorra' Serenity. *listens and then answers* Somewhere in California. *listens and answers* Yes, I remembered to pack lots of sunscreen.
Yugi- There! I'm all finished packing.

Yami- ...Did you say something?
Yugi- *ticked* All right spill it what's wrong.

Yami- *thinking* If only I knew more about my own past, I would probably know more of the answers.
Yugi- I heard that!
Yami- Right.
Yugi- Remember, I can hear your thoughts. Our souls are bonded together. In fact, that's probably why you're worried so much. This seems like our toughest fight yet. What if we mess up?
Yami- We won't.
Yugi- You're right, I probably sound silly. Let's get some rest. We've got a huge day ahead of us. Our new adventure begins tomorrow!

Yugi- Bye Grandpa.
Yugi's Grandpa- Take care. And don't forget to keep your seat upright during take-off. And don't fill up on peanuts!
Yugi- ...Sure. Bye Grandpa! *turns and walks away from his Grandpa*

Worker #1- Are one of you kids Yugi?
Yugi- Well sir. I am.
Worker #1- Then if you and your friends will follow me we can get this show on the road. You two, be useful and get their bags.

Tea- Oh wow! I feel like a total rock star!
Tristan- I bet they serve some fancy chow on this plane!
Joey- Oh yeah! I'm talking extra leg room! Yugi, why don't you have a seat?
Yugi- *sweat drops* Umm... sure. Worker #1- Hey, help me with this one.
Worker #2- You wimp.
Weevil- Everything is going according to plan!
Rex- You didn't think of everything. I have to go to the bathroom really bad!
Weevil- Well hold it! I told you to go before we left!

Rex- The last thing I need is ice particles forming in my underwear. I'm sorry but no amount of rare cards is worth this!

Joey- Aw yeah! The glamour and glitz continues!
Tea- I've never seen this bag before. Hey guys, did anybody pack this bag?
Tristan- Nope, not me.
Yugi- Mine's the white one.
Joey- We must've picked up somebody else's by mistake.
Worker #1- Is that so? In that case, I'll just dump it in the lost and found.
Rex- #_# We were so close, Weevil.
Weevil- @.@ I don't feel so good...

Kaiba- I want you to tell all those reporters out there that KaibaCorp is absolutely not responsible for these monster sitings in anyway! And don't come back until they're gone.
Worker- Yes sir. *leaves*

Kaiba- No way.
Mokuba- It's true!

Mokuba- What are we gonna do?
Kaiba- We have to stop this. If this person buys any more shares, they could take over the company.

Pegasus- Kaiba-boy. I've missed you.
Kaiba- It was you.

Pegasus- well, i did that because i knew that you'd have to agree to my terms and come help me. ^^ plus i was bored and it was fun. ^^

Mokuba- What are you gonna do?
Kaiba- ...You have yourself a duel!

Mokuba- *explaining to us mentally* We were supposed to start building KaibaCorp amusement parks all over the world, and Seto promised that he wouldn't duel again until we were done. He even locked all his cards away so he wouldn't be tempted. *out loud* Seto, are you sure you want to go through with this?
Kaiba- I have no choice, Mokuba.
Mokuba- Maybe Pegasus was just bluffing, you know?
Kaiba- I can't take that chance. *thinks to himself* I knew that someday I would open up this safe and duel again. I just didn't think it would be so soon.

Episode 149 --- Deja Duel! (Part 1)

Yugi: 'Cause that mega-monster is still out there somewhere. I just don't know where. We've got to get to this bottom of this.
Meanwhile...
Mokuba: Maybe Pegasus just chickened out. That's not cool! We could've fallen down 200 feet.

Kaiba: You're as irritating as ever.
Pegasus: Come on, Kaiba-boy, where's the love? After all, we've been through so much.
Mokuba: Ugh!

Pegasus: What did I ever do to deserve such hatred?
Kaiba: It's a long list and I'm short on time. Most recently, you stuck your nose where it didn't belong.

Pegasus: What's wrong? Did it suddenly become a crime to reminisce about old times with good friends?

Kaiba: Let's get this duel over with! The sooner I beat you, the sooner I can leave the place and get on with my life.
Mokuba: Yea! My brother's gonna tear you apart!
Pegasus: Mokuba. I see that you're still Kaiba-boy's one and only fan.
Kaiba: Mokuba, stay back.
Mokuba: What are you talking about?
Kaiba: We both know what this madman is capable of, so I want you at a safe distance.
Mokuba: Fine! I'll stay.

Mokuba: I guess I'll be safe up here if Pegasus tries to pull something.

Pegasus: No! Who me? Mokuba: Way to go Seto!
Meanwhile...
Weevil: I can't feel my legs!
Rex: Those are my legs!
Thug: Look who just dropped in.
Rex: We don't want any trouble.
Thug: You should've thought about that before you landed on our turf.
Weevil: Any ideas?

Pegasus: You're in my world now Kaiba-boy!

Pegasus: Why don't you duel with some originality?
Kaiba: What's the matter Pegasus? Are you annoyed because I've made it useless for you to attack?
Pegasus: What do you mean?
Kaiba: I mean one of us was using his brain today, and I'm not talking about you.

Kaiba: I summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Mokuba: Now that's what I'm talking about!

Kaiba: You know how much I hate that thing!!!!

Pegaus: Don't you realize that cartoons have feelings too?

Pegasus: Back to me! I'll start by giving up 500 of my life points. This allows my toon to attack your life points directly!

Kaiba: I don't think so! Negate attack!
Pegasus: You're no fun!

Kaiba: You just wasted your life points for nothing.

Pegasus: That's not my plan. Shame on you!

Pegasus: Oh Dark Magician Girl! Attack his life points, won't you?

Pegasus: I completely missed the joke.
Kaiba: You are a joke, Pegasus.
Pegasus: Grrr....

Pegasus: *panicky* So!? What's your point!?

Kaiba: Your toon world is toast!

Mokuba: Nice one Seto! You did it! I never doubted you for a second!

Kaiba: You're a lot of things, but predictable isn't one of them.
"Pegasus": I just haven't been myself lately... and I mean that quite literally. I've waited a long time for this moment, Kaiba-boy!
Kaiba: You're gonna pay for tricking me like that!
Alister: *in Pegasus' voice* Pretty good imitation, right?
Kaiba: Identify yourself!
Alister: Alister's the name!

Kaiba: Explain yourself! NOW!
Alister: Oh, like you're gonna believe me?
Kaiba: Try me.
Alister: Ok. We're stuck in this circle until I win the duel. Then, I get to leave. But you on the other hand, won't be so lucky.
Kaiba: What do you mean?
Alister: Your soul will be trapped in here for all eternity. And this time, you won't be let out!!

Episode 150 --- Deja Duel (2)
First Aired October 16, 2004

Tristan- This is San Francisco! Home of the Golden Gate Bridge!
Téa- This isn't a vacation. We're here to see Pegasus.
Yami- She's right.

Amelda- I'll be back!

Joey- Are we there yet?! {Comment: Classic, classic Joe. That was beautiful. You've gotta love him. By the way, Amelda really resembles a girl.}

Episode 151 --- An Unexpected Enemy


First Aired October 23, 2004
Tristan- He's not in the little boys' room.

Yami- Yugi.
Yugi- What wrong, Pharaoh?
Yami- This looks dangerous. Let me take over. Yugi- Ok. {He called him Pharaoh. Ooh, that's gotta be significant about something. Um... he realizes that Yami is much cooler than him? I dunno. (Actually, it's Yugi that's the cute one, but I am starting to realize that Yami is cooler!)}

"unknown person"- I'll take that. Thanks hon. {Oh, the suspense. Who could it be?}
Joey- Huh? *sees Mai through her helmet for a second* It's Mai! {No, really? Because I could've sworn it was Weevil.}
Mai- *a guy plants his motorcycle in her path* Going my way? *does some cool stuff with some chains, and the guy and his motorcycle crash. a fire starts*
Joey- O.O That's not good.

Yellow-haired dude- Someone out there likes to crash parties. Let's find out who.
Valon- I know who. And I bet I know where's she going. {I know the yellow-haired dude's name! I KNOW HIS NAME! It's RAFAEL! WOOT! Oh, and this was when I realized that Valon/Mai seemed like a likely pairing... ^^ Yes, I had a hunch! And guess what happened in the next episode!? ... ^^ You'll see!}

Kaiba- I don't know but frankly, I don't care. {Seto Kaiba's philosophy on how magic works.}

Kaiba: He didn't have any magic. {So, he's not as freaky as the rest! Whew! Now THAT'S a relief! He just looks like a protoge of Pegasus is all. But, THAT'S NO REASON TO WORRY NOW IS IT!?}

Dark Magician Girl: Now join forces!
Kaiba: Anything to shut you up!
{Kaiba... you, just, well... I can't say it. U_U You rock. Anyone who would do that... GRR, I cannot BELIEVE how STUPID-SOUNDING they made Dark Magician Girl! AUGH! What's next?! They're gonna give Kuriboh a voice!? Stupid people. ~_~}

Tristan-I'm glad you agree, Wheeler.

Yami- This is not the time to be fighting, guys.

Tristan- Yeah, good call.
Yami- All right, now Phase 2: How do we get there without a car?
*the next scene is so utterly, archetypically, odd... that I laughed. But I ain't sharing it here.*
Truck driver- !?!? O.O
Tristan- *embarrassed* Hey.
Joey- Hi.
*A bit later...* {Ha, now you hate me, don'chu.}
Joey- *sarcastic* Thanks, Tristan! This is MUCH better than the limo!
Tristan- No one thinks you're funny Joey. {LMFAO. You just... HAVE... to hear this to realize how it made me lmao. (I still can't find it, by the way.)}
Joey- It was Mai! I saw her! {The way he says this is just weird.}

Yugi- True, but something's bugging me. Why didn't she stick around?

*CUE THE FUNNINESS!*
Duke- What are the chances that I'd run into two of Yugi's friends in MY neck of the woods?
Weevil- Friends?
Duke- You ARE his friends, right? {Wow, Yugi must have made a big impression on him. He's turned Duke into a fcm!}
Rex- No way, jose----mmp! *weevil clamps his hands over Rex's mouth*

Weevil- Gotta love that Yugi!

Rex- We flew all the way to San Francisco just to help our friend Yugi get his Egyptian God cards back.

Téa- Hey you guys the phones aren't working. {What part of "abadoned gas station" don't you understand?}
Joey- We've been trapped!

Tristan- Oh man!
Yami- Stay calm.
*motorcycle scene, featuring this improbable vertical drop*
Joey- Mai? Is that you?
Tristan- Mai!
Téa- It is you! {You know you're a fcm when... you finish each other's sentences.}
Joey- Hate to say I told you so, but I did. So what's up with you Mai? What brings you to San Francisco? The trolleys? Mai- Hmp!
Joey- I guess not.

Mai- I'm not Mai. At least not the Mai you knew.
Joey- WHAT?
Mai- You heard me.

Mai- All right then. Say hello to Pegasus. *holds up a soul card*
Tristan- Whoa, is that really him?!
Té- Uh, question. Did you do that?

Valon- Or else what?

Joey- Thanks Mai.
Mai- Right back atcha.


Tristan- Great, Mai totally sold us out!
Téa- No, Mai would never do that! Tell him, Mai! You're still our friend, right? {Well, I gotta admit, it is pretty disturbing...}
Yami- Explain yourself.
Mai- I was never a part of your little play group.

Mai- And to think, I was once pathetic enough to call you my friends.

Joey- Mai. Let's talk.

Joey- Someone's gonna get hurt.
Mai- Yeah, that's the point.

Joey- I'M NOT GONNA LOSE YOU AGAIN!

Episode 152 --- My Freaky Valentine

First Aired October 23, 2004

Mai- What are you waiting for, Wheeler.
Joey- I'm waiting for you to come to your senses!
Tristan- *about Mai* She's lost it. {SPOILER!! Throughout this episode, Tristan is just astonished at how crazy Mai's become. It's fun. ^^ The more suffering for him, the better.}

Valon- Hey Pharaoh! Stop muttering to yourself, will ya!? {OMG! So people DO hear them talking! That's funny. XD XD}

Mai- *after Rafael says that he'd like to duel Yugi* Get back in your cage, gorilla-boy! Yugi, you're mine.
Yami- But why? {Because you're hot, buddster. ;)}
Tristan- She's nuts. {Look, just because YOU don't like guys...}
Rafael- *to Valon* I never liked her.
Valon- ^_^ Aw, come on! She's still new at all this. Besides, she's kinda cute when she's angry, don'cha think?
Rafael- Uh, no. {Lmfao}

Mai- I have no soul.
Téa- *freaking out* Did you hear that!?!?!?!
Valon- *whistles. he's impressed.*

Rex- Yo, what do you think happened here??
Weevil- The gas station exploded, you braniac!

Duke- *pulls out of the lot wildly... hey, he drives kinda like Mai!*
Weevil- If I get whiplash, you're gonna hear from my lawyers!
Duke- Hold on, guys. I've got a hunch.
Rex- I'm gonna be sick!
Weevil: o O;; Lean over the side!!!

Kaiba- But what I don't understand, is how this card got in my deck.

Amelda- There's no such card, Kaiba!
Kaiba- Oh yeah?? Then what do you call this?!


Mokuba- Hey Seto?
Kaiba- Yeah?
Mokuba- Are you ok?
Kaiba- Fine.

Valon- Oh well. Time to finish him off.

Valon- *waves Mai off* Fine, have it your way.

Tristan- D'oh! Stupid magic thing! {LMFAO... and my sister's looking at me weird. o O;;;}

Mai- I have six monsters on the field and one big magic circle. {Can you find the circle, Blue? ...That's right! (I apologize for any older fans of Blue's Clues... get a job, you hoboes.)}

Joey- I summon Panther Warrior in Attack mode! Now I sacrifice one Scapegoat so my Panther Warrior can attack!

Yami- *talking about how much power Mai now has since they've last seen her* Including a stronger deck!

*CUE THE SADNESS! (This continues for the next dozen quotes. get a hanky... so you can rip it to shreds and throw it in the air, as that is fun*

Mai- Nobody's controlling me! Those two lackeys couldn't control my left pinky! I was sick of my life, so I changed it!
Joey- *is shocked*
Mai- You've never been an outsider like me.

Mai- I wanted to make a name for myself. I dueled every chump duelist I could find.

Duelist (D) - I was so close!
Announcer- The winner! By the nose! Is Mai Valentine!

Mai- I didn't feel like I was getting any stronger. In fact, I felt even worse. And I sure wasn't making a name for myself.
Mai- *passes a hallway where her last opponent was... they're talking about her, so she's stops to eavesdrop*
Duelist's friend (DF) - Good duel! Who was it you were up against again? Something, Valentine?

D.F.- Who cares? It's not like she's one of the famous duelists like Kaiba or that Yugi person.
Duelist's Female Friend (DFF) - Joey Wheeler's always been my favorite. He's so cute, in a tough guy way.
D.F.- Yeah, she's good, but she's not even in their league!
D.- I guess you're right. Now I feel kind of silly for losing to her.
Mai- *gets fed up and throws the glass trophy to the floor. it shatters*
D.F.F.- Isn't that tonight's winning trophy? D.- *sarcastic* Oops.
D.F.- Hehehe. {Jerks! All of them! Urg...}

Mai- I was weak and their was no one there to help me! {I can fix that... with Prozac.}

Mai- I quit. I'm never gonna get what I deserve anyway.
Valon- *on a motorcycle, no less!* I know you! You're Mai Valentine, aren't you?
Mai- Who wants to know?
Valon- Your next dueling opponent! What'll it be, Mai?

Valon- You think you're weak, don't you?

Mai- I just wanna be the best...
Valon- What you WANT is true power. And I know how you can get it.

Valon- True power is just around the corner, and all you have to do is take my hand.

*Finally, we end the flashbacks! @.@ whew...*
Mai- That was the smartest decision of my life. I stopped whining like a loser and started taking control of my life.

Joey- Why didn't you tell us you were so unhappy? We would've gotten help for you.

Mai- Say goodbye to your three monsters, Wheeler!
Joey- *grunts as his life points go down*
Mai- Someone's one attack away from losing his soul.
Joey- Huuh... {That's a sigh, by the way.}

Rafael- That kid stinks!br> Valon- Yeah, he didn't even put up a fight! The hive says he's supposed to be good at this game.

Joey- Behind that black leather & nasty attitude is my friend.
Valon waving at Mai.
Bai bai now!!
(And yes, this is a screenshot from the episode.)

Well, I had fun on my Friday afternoon... what did you do today? Well? Oh, and please, for the love of Ra, SIGN MY GUEST BOOK! I don't even know if anybody READS this. :P So please sign!

Episode 153 --- My Freaky Valentine (2)

First Aired October 30, 2004
Tea- Joey's got barely any life points left, and Mai has 4000!

Yami- Yes, but it won't be easy.

Yugi- I don't get it.
Yami- Let's just hope Joey does. {Fat chance.}

Joey- What have I got to lose? {IDIOT! Haven't you been paying attention in the last episode and a half? Let's say, um, your soul?}

Mai- But that has six stars!

Yami- I don't believe Joey's trying to win. I think he's discovered the secret.
Tea- I'm confused. What secret are we talking about again?
Yami- The secret... *goes on to explain. ^^ I can't remember what he said.*
Tea- Ohhhhhhh! Huh?

Valon- This'll change your life Mai.

Dartz- I'll take over from here, Valon. {Yes, yes. Suddenly, EVERYBODY wants a piece of Mai. -_^}

Mai- Who are you? And how do you know all this? Who told you?
Dartz- Why, you did. It's all in your eyes, my dear.

Mai- Please... I don't want to go back to that place. I don't want to lose again. Dartz- And you won't. Dartz- You deserve to be the greatest duelist the world has ever seen.
Mai- That's what I want!
Dartz- And that's what you'll get.


Duke- Oh! Hey guys!
Yami- It's Duke!
Tea- What's he doing here?
Tristan- Hey man, what's up?
Duke- It's a long story. Are you guys dueling in there?
Tea- Yea--
Duke- Why?

Tristan- We're all trapped in here.
Duke- Just leave it to me!
Tristan- It's a regular party. What are you guys doing here?
Rex- Uhhhh...
Weevily- It's that magic circle!
Rex- Yeah.
Joey- If I pick my own card, your attack gets blocked!
Tea- Oh no! What if Joey picks one of Mai's 2 cards?
Tristan- That means he loses the duel!
Valon- It won't be long now.
Rafael- Yeah.
Joey- It takes skill to play the right card at the right time. ...But, a little luck couldn't hurt.
Joey- Show me the trap card! Ohh yeah! Bingo baby!
Tristan- I knew you could do it!
Tea- You go!
Weevil- Now that's luck.
Rex- Yeah, next time I play bingo, I'm bringing him.
Mai- First, I move one of my Harpie Ladies to my rear defense. Then, I place two cards facedown.
Joey- I've got one chance to do this... but I'm all out of ideas! {Lol, Joe. You're so cute cute. ^-~}

Joey- This duel's not over yet, and it's my move.

Joey- Last but not least, I'll play my fiend in defense mode.
Duke- This one's locked too! *grunt* Come on, come on! I don't have much time! {You would THINK that he's searching for the security panel, but in reality, he's looking for a bathroom.}

Yami- Good card. It's either Phoenix or Dragon formation.

Joey- WHO'S THE MAN!? YOU just discovered my magic card!

Mai- It doesn't really matter anyway.

Tristan- Oh no! It looks like Joey's about fresh out of monsters again Tea!

Mai- *literally, hisses* Goodbye.
Tea- This is it!
Mai- It didn't work?! What was that?
Joey- That was my friend Nekomaneking. It has 0 Attack points, so I didn't lose any life points. So you just wasted your best card! Pretty cool.

Mai- Let's see what kind of desperate move you make now. Joey- Desperate!? I play one card face down and that's it!
Mai- Toldja you were desperate.
Valon- It's time for Mai to deliver the finishing touch. *sad voice* I'm gonna miss seeing Wheeler squirm, but I'll move on. {Now, if you haven't already heard Valon, imagine... cute guy + irish accent + mock sadness + this line = ^___________________^ (that's me beaming)}

Tristan- Whew! That was close. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Rex- The guy's got more lives than my cat!

Joey- Come on, Heart of the Cards... show me some love. What's up with my deck?
Yugi- The Eye of Timaeus! It's... glowing!
Kaiba- My Dueldisk! It's that dragon! It's the Fang of Cridius!
Joey- Hey, where are we? And wasn't I just in the middle of a duel?
Yami- I've been to this place before. We are in the dominion of the great beasts.
Joey- Whao. That's one big ice sculpture.
Yami- It's a dragon.

Dark Magician Girl- You are the one...
Joey- Whoa. That was weird. I could've sworn that I just heard a voice talking to me.
Dark Magician Girl- Yes Joey.

Joey- It worked! Now I just have one more question Yugi... is this thing friendly?

Kaiba- What was that?
Mokuba- Are you ok Seto?
Kaiba- Mokuba, did you notice anything strange just happen?
Mokuba- Besides the way you were acting?
Kaiba- I'm fine. Forget I asked.

Joey- No way!

Yugi- Awesome! Joey must have just drawn the new card.

Joey- Say hello to my new friend, Helmos!

Episode 154 --- My Freaky Valentine

First Aired October 30, 2004
Joey- How about a warm welcome for Helmos!
Tea- That's not one of his cards!
Tristan- Well it is now!
Yami- That's right.

Duke- I've gotta get them outta here and fast! This looks like the main security frame.
Joey- Check this out Mai!

Joey- Relasx. Did I say I was done? You'll get reacquainted with my old friend Time Wizard. And now... Here's Helmos!

Joey- This is gonna be huge! I can feel it! *The Time Wizard turns into what looks like a giant hammer, with wings. It looks like something a Fairy Lily would use. Sweat drop on the part of Joey.* Oh boy.
Valon- Ha ha ha ha ha! Good job! I hven't seen a Duel Monster that scary in a long time! RUN! It's a croquet hammer with wings! Ha ha ha ha!
Tristan- *sweat drops* What was he thinking?
Tea- Can he change that hammer back into a dragon?
Yami- He doesn't need to.
Yugi- Mm hm. First impressions can be deceiving.

Tristan- Whats with all the numbers Tea? What's going on?
Tea- Sorry Tristan. I'm the wrong person to ask.
Valon- Thanks for the counting lesson, mate! Can you do me a favor and on the next move teach me the alphabet? Ha ha... Get it, the alphabet?

Mai- What's going on?

Mai- What did you do to them?
Joey- Sorry Mai, but I'm just as confused as you are.

Joey- She'll forgive me... someday.
Valon- Mai!
Rafael- Don't worry. WE'll get a soul no matter who loses.
Valon- How can you say that?? She's one of us now!

Joey- Look, I don't wanna lose! I fact, I don't either of us to lose.

Mai- I gave up everything to be a winner. So I can't lose now!
Joey- *softly* Hey Mai.
Mai- Save it!

Yugi- Of course! Now why didn't I think of that?

Mai- There's not gonna be a next time for you, pretty boy.

Rafael- I wouldn't do that if I were here.
Valon- Mai, wait!

Joey- A 2! That means your Harpy Lady's pet dragon loses half it's attack points! We're almost even now!
Mai- Can't lose... Won't go back there. Can't lose.
Valon- Mai.
Rafael- She's lost it.
Valon- Not yet she hasn't. With this fragment of the Orichalcos, I unlock the seal!
Rafael- No!
Tristan- Joey!
Rafael- Valon, what were you thinking? You've betrayed Master Dartz and unlocked the seal or Orichalcos, and all just to save some girl?
Valon- *malevolently* She's not just "some girl"!




Joey- Where's Mai? Did those two guys take her?
Joey- I'LL GET YOU BACK MAI!!



Tristan- She wanted your soul!
Yami- Tristan that's enough.
Tristan- I'm just being honest.
Yami- Kaiba.
Kaiba- Oh great.
Mokuba- What are all you guys doing here? Duke- Pant, pant.
Mokuba- Duke's here too?
Tristan- What brings you here?
Kaiba- Certainly not the dweeb convention. Any sign of Pegasus?
Yami- You're too late.
Tristan- Mai got to Pegasus first and she took his soul.

Mokuba- You bet! Seto just mopped the floor in his last duel when some guy played it. He dressed up as Pegasus and made us go all the way to Duelist Kingdom to duel him!
Kaiba- And then he ran.

Duke- There was a door upstairs that wouldn't unlock, even when I cracked the security system.
Yami- That's it!!!!
Kaiba- TAKE US THERE NOW!
Duke- o_O Uh... ok.
Tristan- Wait!? Who invited you!?
Tristan- Tea.
Tea- Huhn?

Rex- Wat are we, chopped liver? I tell ya, we get no respect.
Weevil- We don't need respect. If they ignore us, that'll just make our job that much easier!

Joey- Let's close the door and run.
Tea- Joey!

Kaiba- I hate these toons.

Pegasus- Yugiboy! At least I hope it's you who's found this room. In case you couldn't tell, I did all the interior decorating myself.
Tristan- This guy has got to get over himself!
Tea- Shush! I can't hear!

Pegasus- It all started when I man tried to buy out my company.
Kaiba- Hold on. I got dragged into this mess because someone is trying to buy out my company, also.
Mokuba- That's right!

Yami- Who is Dartz?
Kaiba- Who cares, Yugi?

Pegasus- And the key to defeating him is hidden somewhere in this room.

Yami- In the city of Atlantis.
Pegasus- And that is where this Dartz character comes in.

Yami- Yes of course.
Grimo- The age of destruction is near!

Pegasus- You're our only hope. So I've created a one-of-a-kind card just for you Yugiboy.
Rex and Weevil- W-What? Where?
Pegasus- Think strategically now. Where can you get an extra card?
Yami- The Pot of Greed.
Rex and Weevil- Yeaa! Come to Papa!

Tristan- It's blank.
Kaiba- That means it's worthless.
Yami- Not necessarily.
Pegasus- My cute lil' duel monsters! ;_; Soon they'll be gone, along with the rest of the world. Only you can help them. Help save the creatures that made my game famous!
Joey- AUGH! This doesn't make sense! Why would Mai join the evil side that's trying to take over the world!? I'm tellin' ya, they brainwashed her or something!
Kaiba- Wake up! This is all just a hoax, created by Pegasus. There's no guy going around stealing peoples' souls with a magical playing card. It's the same kind of foolishness he pulled at Duelist Kingdom. He's trying to distract me long enough to take over KaibaCorp!
Yami- That's enough! YOU should wake up here! It's not only about you! There's something going on here that's bigger than all of us. In fact...
Kaiba- That card! Where did you get it!
Joey- Same place I did!
Yami- Kaiba, you have one of these cards too, don't you? Joey- Huh? Kaiba- You're referring to this?
Duke- Yeah. No magic going on here.
Yami- I believe that the only way to defeat this Lavaikin is to use these three cards together, so trust what's in your heart and join us!
oWaRi No EpIsOdE...

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