If you want to swim inside the newspaper, just click on the swimmer.
If you want to swim inside the newspaper, just click on the swimmer.
A video-book of a short story: http://HarryPotterwarnerbros.com:
1.
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could
sneeze
and feed and freeze the
fleas.
2.
Coy knows pseudonoise
codes.
3.
Sheena leeds, Sheila
needs.
4.
The thirty-three thieves
thought that they
thrilled
the throne throughout
Thursday.
5.
Something in a
thirty-acred thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped
and thundered threatening
the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug -
although, theatrically,
it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns
through the underneath of
his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of
that morning.
6.
Can you can a can as a
canner can can a can?
7.
Seth at Sainsbury's sells
thick socks.
8.
You cuss, I cuss, we all
cuss, for asparagus!
9.
Roberta ran rings around
the Roman ruins.
10.
Clean clams crammed in
clean cans.
11.
Six sick hicks nick six
slick bricks with picks and sticks
12.
I wish to wish the wish
you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you
wish to wish.
13.
Stupid superstition!
14.
There was a fisherman
named Fisher
who fished for some fish
in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now their fishing the
fissure for Fisher.
15.
World Wide Web.
16.
To sit in solemn silence
in a dull dark dock in a pestuential prison with a
life long lock awaiting
the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap
and chippy chopper on a
big black box.
17.
Picky people pick Peter
Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter
picky people pck.
(from a commercial)
18.
If Stu chews shoes,
should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
19.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes
Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
20.
Seventy seven benevolent elephants.
Estimat company i amic
a Califòrnia he arribat,
i a penes he descansat
aquesta carta t'escric.
Però noi! els ianquis tenen
un mode de parlar
que jo no puc explicar
com ells mateixos s'entenen.
Explicar-me jo no puc
que del pebre en diguin Pepa
i d'una cuinera cuc.
Corn és diu el blat de moro
Sombreret és un tros de pa;
i en comptes de dir demà
es diu en anglès, tu moru.
Diuen Bota a la mantega,
i per dir jo, es diu ai!
lo que m'omple el cor d'esglai,
puix sembla que algú gemega.
Escura'l vol dir esquirol;
per dir mitja, es diu es toquin;
no fumis es diu no es moquin;
i del carbó en diuen col.
La mare, diuen que es la moda,
però la gran moda es l'àvia
i la família és tan sàvia
que el germà diuen que broda.
I tot pel mateix estil;
ai si caus!
vol dir que veig vaques
nous, és el nas;
som set, és la posta de sol;
i cinq és l'aigüera;
per dir cèntims digues cent,
i per un molí, mil.
Com més disbarats diguis,
més t'entendran, de segur.
Per dir dos has de dir tu;
i per dir números, figues.
Sols una cosa Geroni,
trobo jo en aquest llenguatge
ben dit, i és, malviatge!
que hasta del diner es diu dimoni.
