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Day 3: In His Shoes
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..one!Then about five things happen at once: Chouji appeared bounding in to view along with his two teammates. Shikamaru tried to use the 'shadow binding' technique on him. Ino tried to use the 'mind control' technique thingy(sorry, don’t know what it's called) on Chouji. Sasuke got up in a flash and stood in front of the tree house to protect it. Naruto went to go help Sasuke, tripped, and grabbed on to his arm for support since it was the closest thing. And our dear dear dear Sakura shouted "Sasuke-kun" (having a heart attack from the shock). The result well...it wasn't pretty..but here goes:
Chouji stopped dead in his tracks right in front of the unharmed tree house for a split split split second(yes, 3 splits, that’s an 1/8 of a second and no, he wasn't really dead-duh. rolls eyes) before bounding towards a now-terrified Sakura, sitting down abruptly, and eating all the remaining food. Shikamaru and Ino had used their techniques, aiming them in Chouji's direction. But since Chouji had moved out of the way, it hit the two boys who were standing behind him trying to protect their new 'home'. After all they had only worked on it for six hours!...
Next day
Naruto was running..Sakura was running..(flowers in bckgrnd)..they were about to meet in the middle and..well..who knows?(they never seem to make it in the cartoons-shrug) Anyway, out of nowhere, a faint voice says 'How troublesome.' and interrupts (so we don't find out anyway). Naruto opened his eyes to see that Sakura was on his right side sitting on a rock next to his sleeping bag looking super worried about him-(cd scratches in bckgrnd). Sakura worried about...Naruto? Even he, though dimwitted at times (most) realized that something just wasn't right. Half awake now, he looked around -or tried to anyway. Sakura had seen that he was awake and squealed the standard "Sasuke kun!".
At this he opened his eyes to fullest and said "What are you talking about, Sakura-Chan? I’m not Sasuke-kun!" before muttering "Sakura-chan's finally snapped.." Only to hear Sakura repeat "You're not..Sasuke-kun?" she said looking dazed and shaking her head she muttered "Sasuke-kun's finally lost it.."
Suddenly, another squeal erupted from somewhere hidden from Naruto's view, "Sauke-kun! You're awake!" It was Ino-chan's squeaky voice. All the squeals were getting to him. "Hey, why didn't you tell me he woke up, Sakura-chan? Trying to keep him all to yourself, eh?" Ino accused as she put down the berries she had just come back from gathering.
"No, he only just wo-" Sakura was replying before Ino interrupted.
"Forehead Girl!" she shouted.
"Ino Pig" Sakura shouted back, and they were suddenly having a major catfight on the floor.
Ino & Sakura
Naruto looked around for an escape route and saw Shikamaru sitting on a tree branch looking lazy as usual. Chouji was beside his 'genius' of a friend, stuffing his face with chips(OMG). Both boys were enjoying the catfight. Naruto saw Naruto(which I will from now on call 'Naruto 2') sitting up on his usual sleeping bag, wide awake, looking alert and slightly traumatized, but somehow managing to keep his cool (cd scratches again). Wait a minute, Naruto saw...Naruto? What in the world thought Naruto I didn't make a kagebunshin-no jitsu replica...Aha! Sasuke is missing, so..he must be the one who transformed into me with the 'Hengen' technique for some reason...
"Sasuke! Why are you transformed into me, eh?" He asked. Sakura and Ino stopped fighting and looked like they were going to faint.
"Sasuke-kun" They squealed in unison agreeing on something for once.
"I'm NOT Sasuke!" Naruto yelled. They fainted.
"I'm not transformed into you, dobe." Naruto 2 said coolly. Naruto still believed that Sasuke had transformed into him until he got out of his sleeping bag and saw that he was wearing...Sasuke's clothes?
"Why are you transformed into me?" Naruto 2 counter asked.
"Huh?" Naruto said, looking surprised. He stood up, looked himself over, and realized that he had Sasuke's hair, he knew his voice sounded unusually Sasuke-ish...He put two and two together and came up with..THREE! (lol) I must be transformed into him for some reason, too, he thought as he stood up.
" 'Hengen' " he said doing the hand formation for the technique ( I'll be calling that h.f.4.t. from now on) only to stand there, still looking like the Uchiha kid. Being his typical self, Naruto tried again. And again..and again..and again..well, you get the idea. Anyway, while he was still trying to get back to his usual self, Shikamaru and Chouji hauled an unconscious Ino back to their camp thingy. Sakura was still slumped on the floor having never woken up. Naruto 2 was still sitting on Naruto's sleeping bag. This went on for..well..the sun set and the moon replaced it in a fastfowarded way, y'know what I mean? I mean it went on until night time-duh. ('eyes roll' and a 'sigh' at the stupidity of those who didn't get it yet.) Anyway, Naruto's constant flow of saying " 'Hengen'" was interrupted.
"Just give up, dobe." Naruto 2 said, "It's useless. We could be stuck like this...forever." Naruto was getting tired so he just glared at Naruto 2 in frustration. I'm stuck being Sasuke...forever? he thought miserably.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"-GRRROWWWL! His stomach was at it again so he decided to finally wake Sakura up.
Sakura was running..Sasuke was running..(flowers in bckgrnd)..they were about to meet in the middle when-
"Sakura-chan get up, I'm hungry!" Naruto said, shaking her violently, "Sakura-chan!" he yelled right in her face, interrupting her from her..'dream'.
"Wha-what is it Sasuke-kun?" she asked sleepily, slightly annoyed at the interruption before realizing it was Sasuke who had just woken her up.
"I'm hung-I'M NOT SASUKE!" Naruto screamed torturedly at being mistaken for his rival/best friend or whatever they are (shrug).
"Yes,..you are." she said slowly, feeling intimidated and unnerved somewhat by his unusual Naruto-like behavior.
"NO. I'M. NOT!" Naruto shouted back feeling majorly insulted, "I look like Sasuke, I'm wearing his clothes, I have his Sharingun eyes and his voice and his-uhh, where was I going with this again?"
"Your not Sasuke." Sakura replied flatly.
"Oh, right..what you said. And I'm hungry. Make some food Sakura-chan, PLEEEAAASE." he begged, doing a Simba/Nala Lion King grin. (y'know when they want to go to the 'water hole' but it's actually the 'elephant graveyard' ..thingy..uh, yeah...)
Sasuke-kun isn't acting like himself at all.. , Sakura thought, Mabye he really is Naruto..But that would mean...
"Is that you, Sasuke-kun?" she asked, looking at Naruto 2, hoping upon hope that the answer wouldn't be-
"Yes." He replied very Sasuke-ishly. She fainted. Again. (from now on Naruto 2 is called Sasuke, btw)
"Sasuke, what'd you do that for! She was about to cook something!" Naruto yelled angrily, his stomach grumbling as if on cue as he muttered "Now there's nothing to eat and I'm still hungry!" Suddenly, he brightened up and started rummaging through his backpack, "I know! I'll cook some of my instant ramen!"
A few hours later (Naruto in Sasuke's body is now called Naruto & Sasuke in Naruto's body is called Sasuke-just so you don't get confused)
Sakura was running..Sasuke was running..(flowers in bckgrnd)..they were about to meet in the middle when-he turned into...Naruto! Sakura isn't running but screaming her head off now..Naruto is running instead of Sasuke now..(flowers in bckgrnd shrivel up on Sakura's half, while Naruto's stays the same) Sakura is still screaming like mad when-
"Sakura-chan, stop screaming!" Naruto shook her awake and into reality which was pretty bad since-"Naruto?" she asked faintly. He nodded. She didn't faint(OMG!).
Sasuke was sitting by a fire slurping some ramen quietly.(don't ask how he slurps quietly, he just..does-shrug. Well, he is Sasuke, after all.)
Sakura's eyes turned the size of plates (saucers actually-but that’s still pretty big) as she looked at Sasuke and asked him now, "Sasuke?" He nodded. She looked even more frazzled than before.
"Now that that's over. Sakura, guess what!" Naruto said suddenly, startling her, "I made ramen, so we're having that for dinner tonight."
"Hm" Sakura said nodding. She calmed down a little and started eating some of the ramen Naruto gave her. Naruto sat down and ate some, too, a wide grin on his-no Sasuke's face.(Hard to imagine, right?)
Meanwhile
Ino was running..Sasuke was running..(flowers in bckgrnd)..they were about to meet in the middle when he turned into some ninja she didn't know. And for some reason Naruto appeared out of nowhere and just stood there quietly. She woke up with a start. "Sasuke kun!" she said, sitting up in her sleeping bag super fast, surprising her teammates. They had been lazily lying on their backs, on the grass, gazing at the clouds. She got up and started running towards Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto's clearing, where she knew they were at. Shikamaru and Chouji followed. Chouji had a new bag of chips in his hand and Shikamaru said "How troublesome."
Team Inoshikachou reached the clearing in about a minute. Ino whipped something out in a flash.
"Move forehead girl, they're imposters!" she yelled before charging at them and insanely screaming "Aiiiiiiiiyyyyeee!"
"No, Ino, don't!" Sakura shouted as she ran to stand in front of Sasuke and protect him for once. (I told you there'd be serious O.O.C.ness!lol) Naruto stood, his eyes bulging, as he stood there unprotected. (I guess it's not that much O.O.C.ness!lol again)
Everything was in slow motion as Ino continued to scream "Aiiiiiiiiiyyyyeee!" as she charged at them. And Sakura, her voice sounding like a messed up tape playing Darth Vader's voice, yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she ran in slow motion, too, trying to stop Ino from-...
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