Day 9: Senseis On
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in 'Naruto'
'Team 7', '8', '10',
and '..':
They walked towards the
maniacal sounds and were soon exposed to a very, um, unique sight.
"HOLY-!" Nauto
began before Sakura managed to clamp a hand over his mouth. They had finally
found Gaara, our forever mysteriously located character. It wasn't just the
mere discovery of his hideout, but what he was doing there. Gaara was
committing one of the most horrible crimes a male ninja could possibly commit.
He was dancing. And not just any kind of random dance, no, he was
dancing...BALLET! Yup, they all recognized it as the '
Sasuke's face turned
various shades of green as did Naruto's, Shikamaru's, Chouji's, Kankuru's,
Temari's, and Kiba's. Hinata's only turned one shade of green, oneblue, then
one red before she fainted. Ino had left immediately to go up-chuck her latest
meal.
"Hey doesn't he
know that's one of the worst Taboos in the history of worst Taboos! They all thought.
Gaara, who was too
involved in his dancing to notice the others who had gathered, just kept on
dancing. And everyone else, who was either too shocked to move, or just not
sick enough to need to, or both, just kept on watching. Just as Ino stood with
the others, who were still captivated by Gaara's outstanding performance, with
the intention of telling him off, a small marble-sized ball blew up at their
feet and put them all to sleep-although Hinata was already unconscious...
'Team
Gai':
"I had a feeling
there was someone..watching us. Someone with an abnormaly large amount of
chakra. So, I got up to invesigate and all I saw was...a small pile of
sand." Neji said, "There was nothing special about it, so I just
decided to let it go and get some sleep. I realized later that it was
probably..Gaara of the sand. But, I didn't wan't to say anything until I was
sure, so I just decided to keep quiet."
"Hmm, I see."
Tenten said thoughtfully, rubbing her chin like some kind of mad scientist.
"Well, I thought it
would be more interesting than that." Lee said, looking somewhat
disappointed."But, still, I guess the fact that Gaara might be on the island
is quite the scoop."
"Other than
that," Neji continued, "I also switched Lee-san's fresh water with
salt water from the ocean.-"
"-Hey! He swore out
it wasn't him who did that!" Lee exclaimed, pointing at Neji in outrage.
"-And hid 5 of
Tenten-chan's hair bow's." Neji continued. Then he shrugged, "I
needed something to make my sling-shot with"
"What the-?-!
Hey!" Tenten yelled furiously. "He told me those were special bands
made from the Hyuuga clan!"
"Also, I picked my
nose and wiped my finger on Lee's special napkin." Neji continued,
"Y'know, the one he always uses to wipe his mouth with after
eating." At this, Lee's face turned about every possible shade of green it
could.
"OMG! I gonna be
sick!" Lee announced, before he went to go, well, be sick.
"And, after
that," Neji continued, oblivous to his surroundings."I also-"
"STOP!" Tenten
yelled, knowing whatever he had to confess wouldn't be pretty. But Neji kept
going
"-spied on
Tenten-chan while she was training. It was very, verry..." he said,
an amused look on his face at the memory, he stuggled to keep a straight face
on as he finished,"Interesting. I meanWhoooaaaa! Can you
say..Skitzo?-! It was like a female smeagle!" Tenten's face turned beet
red. She decided she'd heard enough, so she left to take a walk so she could
cool off a little-or else she might brake the second rule of the test. She
could still hear Neji's confessions going on behind as she walked away, barely
resisting the urge to murdur him. But she was surprised to bump into someone along
the way.
"Oh, Lee-san, it's
just you." she said, lookijng a little relieved. Lee, too was surprised.
"Huh?
Tenten-san?", Lee said, blinking a couple of times, "Where's Nej-look
out!" A small marble-sized ball of sleeping gas was thown at their feet
and the last thing they heard was a deep, vaguely familiar voice saying:
"Take them to the others."
Neji was still wrapped up
in his confessions to notice anything. Includinga certain Iruka-sensei.
"And then there was
the dead frog incident..well, heh heh..that was me, too."he said, laughing
stupidly,"Now that, that was a classic! I mean, really, I did it on
both Lee-san and Tenten-chan and they both screamed liked little
girls."
"And let's not forget
the illusionary ghost! I mean, seriously, I almost died laughing when
Tenten-chan gasped and said:" he continued, putting on a high pitched
imitation of Tenten's voice." 'OMG! I-I see dead people!' Ahahhaa!"
"And when I made
Lee's ghost, which was a kid around Lee's age, tell him: (he turned solemn all
of a sudden and he deepened his voice) 'There's no such thing as Springtime
Youth, I should know..I'm dead, after all.' The look on Lee-san's face was priceless!And
when I-" HISSSSSS! A marble sizes ball of sleeping gas exploded at Neji's
feet, and his head started drooping, "-no, wait, I think that's all that
happened that Lee-san and Tenten-chan were unaware of." In a sleepy tone,
Neji finished his re-encounter of what happened, before falling into an
artifical, but deep sleep...
Everyone
on the
"And now my fellow,
Konoha ninja's," Jiraya-sama said, an amused and somewhat devilish grin on
his face as he dumped naruto's body onto the heap of other unconscious subs,
"It is time. Here it is, the moment we've all been waiting for since
becoming Jounin-level ninja's, The Powder Test! Let the fun began!"
"Hai,
Jiraya-sama!" Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, Iruka, and Kurenai-sensei all chorused,
before each snickering evilly and whipping out their own pouch of the custom
made powder. Custom made for this particular test/mission...
