Previous Updates for February 2003

Today's Update: "My badge is on my shirt." - Dave
"Where's your shirt?" - Ficken (2/16/03)

Oh boy... it's been a whole WEEK since I updated this page, and nobody! seem to care. Oh well, tonight was the first Fickenmobile adventure in a long time, and MAN was it a good one, I even got pictures! PICTURES Y'ALL! Good shit. So anyway, here's what happened tonite:

We went into a Taco Bell at like 1040, and then the lady tells us we have 10 minutes before they have to close up, then 5 minutes, then all of a sudden we have to take the food to go, because they were closing the fuckin place! This happened in a span of many 3 minutes. When we left it definitely was only 1050, and they aren't supposed to close until 1100. 1100!!!! Then.... sadly... Dan had to be dropped off, and then the fun started. Without releasing any information, let me say that there were 4 people in the car, and there were only 2 people sitting up, which went on for about 50 minutes! (I'll leave that to your imagination, it's more fun that way). Then we start driving a bit, and this car of girls looks at our car, and starts fuckin following us and giving us the finger! They were really following us because Ficken changed lanes, sped up, slowed down, then we had an opportunity to make a right, and then they followed us down the street some more! I guess they eventually got tired, and ended up turning around, but all they kept doing was pulling up to us and giving us the finger. Geez. We tried to get them to do something else by holding up our new "Flash Us" sign... but that didn't work. They gave us the finger. Also, while this was happened, we passed a car with 2 regular white guys, and a little tiny Mexican sitting in the passenger seat with a big cowboy hat, I wish I had a picture of that. It was hilarious. And there was vodka in the car! WHOO! Great night... girls giving us the finger... Mexican guy in a giant cowboy hat.. Pete (YEAH!, he was there). Anyway... now for the good time... pictures!

Drunk Dan! (not really, but he sure as hell looks it)

PETE!!!

Drunk Dave and his drunk girlfriend.

AHHH! What the hell is that?

Dave sure is happy!

Holy shit! Marc with a bottle of vodka!

Dave practicing his BJ technique.

MMM.... Vodka

THE EVIL EYE!!!

What is this!? Guess it right and WIN A PRIZE!

FUCK YOU TACO BELL!

Dave making out with Ficken's backseat again (that's just a fake hand on his back)

Dave made a mess!

Vodka? Sure, I'm only driving

Yes... the best batch of pictures yet my friend...

Top 5 Reasons Why the Fickenmobile Rules (in no particular order)

1) The Hills (the first night)

2) The Car Chicks

3) Tonight

4) Jersey

5) Roy Rogers

Random Thoughts:

- A special prize to the 1000th visitor to my page! (And don't continually hit reload on the page to make it go up, I can track that). To get confirmation, if you are the 1000th visitor, while my page is loaded up and shows the 1000 clearly, press the Print Screen button then immediately hit CTRL + C. Then open up Paint and then hit CTRL + V. Remember to save it then send it to me!

- Moving? I might be, if my grandfather would make a decision. He doesn't want to hold anything back from his other 3 children, but my mom is the ones who takes care of him the most. Meanwhile, I had a serious talk about this new house we are looking at, and my Dad doesn't think it's likely. I really wish we would though... It would be fuckin awesome.

- I'm poor, anyone want to donate money to the Marc fund?

- GAS IS WAY TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE.

Today's Update: "AHHHHHHHHHHH" - Ficken and Dan (2/9/03)

And I thought I was freaked out... imagine how all the other people felt when they heard them screaming and then looked over. Now that's a scary site. As for the week, I can't believe how much I've been lagging on how often to update this website. It's meant to be a daily thing, but sometimes I don't feel as if my life is all that exciting for everyone to get daily updates for. But anyway, here's the first entry in almost a week.

I've had my PT Cruiser for almost a week now. Runs good, kickin bass. And what happens, fuckin gas goes up! END THE DAMN WAR ALREADY! Figures... anyway... you never guess what unbelievable thing happened on Saturday. I got called in to work at the video store! WHOO! It was like the good ole times... or as I like to sometimes call it, the "Summer From Hell". Good times, easy money. It was a good weekend, I saw not one but TWO movies, include a sneak preview of a movie that won't be out until February 21st. OH YEAH. 2 funny ass movies in 2 nights. Friday night was Final Destination 2, which has to be the most unintentionally funny movie i've ever seen. Then Saturday night was Old School. Just let me say this: Will Ferrell rules.

And I still can't believe that the schools were closed for snow on Friday! I couldn't believe it. In ALL the years I went to Farmingdale, I think the only time they ever closed the school because of ACTUAL and not PREDICTED snow was the Blizzard of 96'. School was canceled a lot, it was a shitload of snow.

Oz is the best show on TV.

Planning a trip up to Syracuse on or around Good Friday (April 18th). Are there gonna be any Syracuse people there? Lemme know. We'll get plastered and you guys can finally see drunk Marc.

Coming soon to the Maddness Zone web page:

- The cast of the Ficken- and Marc-mobiles. With pictures and bio's and stuff! WHOO! Maybe I'll even give them their OWN sections of the page, and we'll make this one huge Fickenmobile site. How does that sound?

Top 5 Funny Ass Things In Final Destination 2 (SPOILER WARNINGS)

1) Chillax man. (A combo of Chill out and relax... I hope so)

2) The fact that even though somebody got absolutely crushed by a huge plate of glass, they still put the remains in a body bag and it still LOOKED LIKE A BODY! It even had the feet! The guy was CRUSHED but yet he still looked like a regular body. And how would they get his remains in there? With a shovel?

3) The arm at the end. It would have been ever better if she took a bite.

4) Well, one person almost died because a piece of sharp tubing (why I don't know) and then a piece of wood had gotten her stuck in the car, but yet, they didn't bother to remove the tubing before trying to get her out. And of course... the airbag goes off! DUH!

5) "Dude, why don't you go out and help your mom?"

Today's Update: "0 divided by 0 equals 1" Dave (2/4/03)

Look... I took out what was previously said because it seems I have pissed them off even more. I said I would take it down, which I am, and I apologized. Don't give me any reason why I should write down half of the shit I do. Don't lead me on. If you aren't really pissed at me, then fuckin tell me. Don't make it seem like you are pissed. Then I won't get all caught up in it because I tend to say a lot of stupid shit at the wrong time. You all know that. It's happened on this page before.

I'm sorry dude.

Moving on...

2, yes count em, 2 Taco Bells have been wrecked by none other than Dave... his goal is to become so infamous at Taco Bell that they have signs of him up in the place saying "Do not serve this man" I don't know if he'll ever achieve his goal, but he's not one to give up. Man... if you haven't already, go to the Taco Bell on Route 110 by Checkers and McDonald's. Go to the Men's room and open the door, when you do, the toiler flushed. Some freaky shit right there.

Anyway... today I cleaned out my old car. Piece of shit. But I did manage to find something REALLY good in the trunk... what could that be, why my list of stupid things Dave has said! Note: this is only for a few months, this list could be a LOT longer if I actually wrote everything he said down.

1) 0 divided by 0 equals 1
2) Freeze it (referring to a can of tuna)
3) It sure is creamy (referring to something dirty)
4) I'm a smart son of a bitch
5) I got a pimpin' truck
6) Midterms in 3 days (This was said Wednesday, 12/21/01 3 days away is Saturday AND Midterms in High School are in late January)
7) It doesn't cling to fleece (referring to the static cling of a wrapper on his fleece, even though there was one on his back already)

Dave...memorable moments.

Top 5 TV Shows That I Watch Now

1) Oz

2) The Simpsons

3) Pardon the Interruption - man... guys arguing! GOOD STUFF.

4) The Screen Savers - good ole TechTV (channel 175 on iO)

5) Jimmy Kimmel Live - when I remember

Random Thoughts:

- Lebron James DOES NOT DESERVE THIS MUCH FREAKING MEDIA COVERAGE! It's total bullshit! I don't give a damn if his "amateur" status is over. He still doesn't deserve to be on the cover of Newsday's NEWS SECTION.

- Go LAKERS.

- Does anyone know if the groundhog saw his shadow? Now there's a holiday!

- I guess nobody does really care about this page... because NOBODY sent anything to be about should I keep this page or not. I guess I'm going to end up keeping it, because I have nothing better to do.

Today's Update: "Please lower your music, we're trying to study" - Dan (2/02/03)

Man... Saturday night Dan was a quoting MACHINE, like when we travailed down to Jersey and Deedle kept spewing out classic quotes. He's 2 other great ones he had while we journeyed in the Fickenmobile:

"Dude! She's got a penis nose!"

"We are getting closer, I can feel it in my nuts."

Dan... the night belonged to you. I congratulate you. What did we do? Other than cruise for chicks on Deer Park Avenue, and then hit the hills in Centerreach... absolutely nothing. It wasn't that memorable a night... except for Dan and his quotes. Good shit. Well, I also forgot to put other stuff in my previous update, so here goes. Thursday nite, we are looking for a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut Express, and we go to the one on 110, and Dan goes up to order a pizza, and the cashier tells him "Um, we're out of pizzas". How the hell can they run out of pizzas? If anything... they should be plenty stocked all the time. Geez. Someone doesn't know how to run that place right.

So anyway... remember I said that my car was dead and that I had to get a new one? Well, I did. A 2002 PT Cruiser. I'm very lucky to have gotten one, we put $5,000 down on it, that I didn't know I had until Saturday. My grandfather then informed me he had a trust account for me. I guess I'm pretty lucky in that regard, since most of my other luck seems to be running out. Now I need to get a job so I can pay the $235 a month for the car and then some odd amount of money on insurance. The car is pretty sweet though, and no, I don't listen to what everyone else has to say about it. I don't diss on your cars you don't diss on mine. So what else... oh yeah! On Hempstead Turnpike, coming back from Wal-Mart, we passed a 7-11 and they have they these new "dreammmm donuts that mmmelt in your mmmouth." So of course, we passed on and this one said... "dreammmm donuts that mmmelt in you". Don't you think 7-11 would want to fix something like that? It seems so perverted, at least to me.

Usually I'm numb to most of the news in the media, but I felt I should say something about the space shuttle tragedy. Personally, I don't make a huge deal out of it, but I do think it's tragic. I think that no matter how safe people think space travel has gotten, this is a tragic reminder to how unsafe it really is. These astronauts go through years of training before they can even get a chance to getting on one of these space shuttles. Now, I heard that NASA was having a tough time, and this couldn't have come at a worse time. I saw a report on the news that after the Challenger disaster, that a lot of people lost their jobs. That's something we really don't need in this economy. I see people mocking Bush, and wanting him out of office but honestly, he's had to deal with a lot of shit. Clinton did not have to deal with 9/11 and Saddam again and a bad economy and all of this other shit. Give Bush a little credit.

Whoa... political stuff. That's a rarity on this page. Anyway...

Top 5 Movies That I Can Watch Very Often (in no order)

1) The Matrix

2) The Big Lebowski

3) High Fidelity

4) Fight Club

5) Clerks

No random thoughts in this update...